Why did Pitchfork give this album 1.9?
Why doesn't Pitchfork like the Tool?
Why did Pitchfork give this album 1.9?
Noah Rivera
William Peterson
because king crimson influenced nu-metal is never a good idea
Dominic Barnes
>1.9
Why can't they just round off to 2?
Joseph Martinez
>nu-metal
More like grunge
Jordan Phillips
The only thing I can say about this is that at least this was during the days when pitchfork was skewed by snobbery and hipstersdom, as opposed to black/ female/ trap score curvature.
Nathaniel Nguyen
Except in this case it literally was. It's one of the best prog albums of the 21st century, second only to everything Magma have released in the last 15 years.
Lucas Martinez
more like sludge
Tyler Brown
If that came out today and Maynard was black, it'd get 9.2 BNM
Pitchfork is trash and everybody knows it
Parker Clark
p4k is a bunch of hipsters
do you really think they'd like tool?
they're the kind of people that think technical ability makes music inherently bad
Blake Mitchell
because pitchfork is fucking trash
lateralus is one of the best albums of the 21st century. definitely top 5 metal. panopticon is for sure better though...
Caleb Brown
Don't worry user! That's about to change: breitbart.com
Levi Garcia
>lateralus is one of the best albums of the 21st century.
Xavier Taylor
more like bluegrass
Michael Lee
And?
also
>breitbart
are you fucking 15? do you get on reddit and complain about sjws 24/7?
Carter Hernandez
The Mars Volta and porcupine tree released better albums. Even coheed and Cambria released a better album
Aiden Hernandez
more like garbage am i right
Jaxson Nelson
>mars volta
They're just a post-hardcore prog version of Wolfmother
>Porcupine Tree
If you're talking about the metal album it's pretty much exactly the same thing
>coheed
lol
Isaiah Foster
>metal
Bentley Thompson
>breitbart
This was the first link on google
> And?
See Grimes, Antony Hegarty
Carter Barnes
When's the new album out?
Kevin Davis
That sounds pretty cool actually.
Noah Lopez
which coheed album are you talking about?
Carson Rodriguez
>They're just a post-hardcore prog version of Wolfmother
triggered
Adam Hall
i hate p4k but this album is fucking TRASH, bitch about tmv being rated poorly because that's actually good stuff
Bentley Ramirez
ARE YOU KIDDING ME?
Samuel Flores
Because Tool is gay and faggot
Samuel Richardson
Not black enough or not enough old-timey instruments played by geeky nu males.
Andrew Reed
> artist is popular among normies
score - 3.0
> artist is "indie"
Gets a review
> artist is from US
score + 2.0
> artist is from NYC
score x1.5
> artist is from Brooklyn
score x2
> artist is black
Position in this year's end list
> artist wants to "empower" blacks/women, talks about white/male privilege
BNM
> artist is transsexual
At least 9.0 + BNM
Cameron Brown
>Magma
Put your fucking trip back on proge
Jaxon Rivera
I'm genuinely curious why people dislike them though. The lyrics might be shit, but you can't deny there's a lot of musicality in the band's playing.
Benjamin Fisher
It was that guy who reviewed Kid A. He was a little nuts and childish
Chase Evans
>artist is transsexual
>At least 9.0 + BNM
Elysia Crampton got an 8.x no BNM
Luke Evans
>Coheed releasing anything better than Lateralus
I actually like Coheed and this isn't true. In Keeping Secrets is maybe better than Untertow.
Isaac Richardson
Reminder
Evan Adams
What a coincidence—he also gave NYC Ghosts and Flowers 0.0.
Hunter Ward
pitchfork.com
>We Chicagoans are stubbornly proud. We shout insults to New York with mouths full of all-beef hot dogs and Old Style beer. This general resentment mostly stems from being dubbed "The Second City." However, landmarks like NYC Ghosts & Flowers refocus our dislike with greater alacrity. Sonic Youth's umpteenth album wads everything we hate about New York into one convenient tissue. The only thing missing is the Mets. Sonic Youth remind us that white New Yorkers still grow soul-patches and goatees, wear berets and Rastafarian caps, dine on grilled tofu in an emulsification of goat butter and kumquat, and watch Dutch documentaries about fisting, thinking it's original, intellectual, or influential.
Levi Wright
>watch Dutch documentaries about fisting
Found some new interests for my facebook profile
Robert Cooper
I am fully enjoying your gets
Zachary Ramirez
Not sure who's more narrow minded and obnoxious, the people who really like Tool, or the people who really really hate Tool. They're a fun band, Aenima was genuinely funny, stop taking their Palahniuk-tier philosophy so seriously.
Dylan Perez
in 2013 he said in an interview
>I now love the record. It's unlike anything else; eerie and beautiful. [...] No, the lesson here is: beware the opinions of a kid right out of college.
Hudson Morris
In an interview he said
>I now love the record. It's unlike anything else; eerie and beautiful. [...] No, the lesson here is: beware the opinions of a kid right out of college.
Justin King
Fisting best fetish quints confirm
Owen Wood
If Sup Forums doesn't like an artist's fanbase then they are the worst artist ever without question
Christopher Baker
I went through a phase in my teens where I dismissed them because they weren't "muh indie" or Radiohead or too "edgy". I've learned to appreciate their musicianship and even like Maynard's side projects like APC and Puscifer. Some of their fanbase can go overboard tho, and I can see that turning some people off.
Josiah Anderson
APC is genuinely bad, they mostly just do slow boring covers and insist on playing them live. At their best, they're just Tool with significantly worse bass and drumming.
Sebastian Campbell
>beware the opinions of a kid right out of college
Can we make this new Pitchfork slogan please