THE MADMAN JUST BTFO EVERYBODY
THE MADMAN JUST BTFO EVERYBODY
I'm glad he liked Clarence Clarity - No Now. He'll be sure to praise the hooks on that one
there's no case that he doesn't browse Sup Forums anymore
who?
>whites btfo
>blacks btfo
>trannies btfo
>women btfo
Is there anyone who is safe from this madman?
Gimmicky metal bands based on what he liked and his all time list.
>ANCO not on the list
Painting With 10/10?
I agree with most of everything oddly, but he needs to fuck off with his lust boner for hating radiohead
can't deserve hype that they didn't get
Radiohead are legitimately not that great Montie
Why can't you acknowledge this?
shut up montie
They're the best band of the past 20 years.
ANDY STOTT > RADIOHEAD
PLEBS BTFO
>Radiohead
>Interesting music
Name your opinions on the following bands:
supersilent
fiery furnaces
stereolab
olivia tremor control
zs
liturgy
oh him
is he still diddling 12 year olds
(look up usa 2008 in his politics section)
They're all shit
based
idk why everybody likes that beyonce album
thought the rihanna and charli xcx was much better
you were doing so well until liturgy gave your memeing away, too :(
What's this contrarian's name again?
Specific opinions
he's not wrong
>Kendrick not on the list
>Best of Rock
>Andy Stott
>IMHO
Is this a baby step forward to a future with a less full of himself scaruffi.
>hip hop has no relation to rock
>liturgy
love you
>andy stott
>hip hop
Scaruffi was never full of himself it's just mad plebs who read him and get offended by his opinions. As if not liking The Beatles is some sort of sin.
big up dj andy scott
scaruffi just bodied us all, fuck
>new romantic
>not hip hop
>dance music
>not a linear development from hip hop
Andy Stott is my favourite rock artist.
He's up there with Smegma, the Peter Brötzmann Octet, and Microsoft Encarta 2008.
yeah i agree with the exception of blackstar. that albums pretty great
By rock he really means pop music.
His music pages are divided into rock(pop), jazz and classical
Based Scaruffi, he's right about it all except Blackstar. That album is great. But Malibu, Coloring Book, and Hopelessness are total shit.
he would never not pan blackstar though
he always pans albums that are firmly one step in the experimental and one in pop. Its his kind of an album to pan
>2016
>scaruffi
Why is this still a thing?
After liberalism and neoliberalism (respectively practiced by underage posters and tumblr users fixated on socialist memery), we shall introduce the next step on left-wing politics, scaruffism: harsh left-wing that criticizes second wave feminism, promotes actual progress that isn't fake diversity and/or scot-free passes to minorities and offers to everyone a high chance of self-actualization in every field available.
Who's on board?
He's fun to read. He is absolutely batshit.
Finally, Scaruffi is the only critic with the balls to actually CRITICIZE albums.
>stereolab
>olvia tremor control
LOVE THEM
But what will he give to the new Autechre quintuple album?
agreed. social media makes it incredibly easy now for any mediocre shit to get hyped to shit then it just snowballs and idiots all bandwagon and flock to it and plebs start feeling cool because they know about some dumb shit they saw on social media and they join in too, and then everything just gets watered down.
source: im a social media expert who only operates in up and coming and curating cultural tastes to the elite
Wtf he liked Third Side Tape but didn't even bother to list Oblivion Access
I'm really interested to see what he gives the new Newsom and Fire! Orchestra albums
>scaruffi has pretended to listen to car seat headrest
will fucking made it
fuck off pedo
>Scaruffi doesn't like things
Colour me surprised
I wonder what his thought process was behind this book cover.
"Also, this isn’t about music, but… I once asked Scaruffi why there is a chipmunk on the cover of his AI book. He said he was hiking and saw the chipmunk so he took a picture.
“Yes, but why did you put it on the cover of a book about artificial intelligence?”
“Well, I liked the picture.”"
Third Side Of Tape is way better than Oblivion Access, so it makes sense. Expect a 7 for Third Side and a 6 for OA.
As it should be
Truth right here, Third Side Of Tape was my #2 AOTY, Oblivion Access was alright but not phenomenal
...
>If you like the Beatles, then Louisian-born teen-idol Britney Spears is a milestone in popular music.
>no Death Grips
;^)
They don't get hype in the same scales of these albums
This post has to be parody
really? remember how "cool" skrillex was before every 12 year old and their mom started listening to it? i remember the threads here...
its not the "before it was cool" hipster syndrome, its an actual life cycle of a product that occurs in all forms of product business you uneducated keyboard warrior.
>this guys talking over my head, it has to be parody omg
I don't think he meant the content of your post was parody, I think he was referring to the ridiculously pretentious way you put it. Especially the part where you state something bloody fucking obvious like you're a phd in fucking sociology or something.
i make my living by researching and knowing who and what is going to be the next big thing. sorry if thats too hard for this website to comprehend. it used to be called A&R. now they just paid "cool hip" kids like me to do it for way less.
You don't know what neoliberalism is friend.
Lel
no one cares about your (possibly fictional) job, dude
get your head out of your ass, you're just user, just like everyone else
lots of people depend on my job.
All of those albums got BNM on Pitchfork with the exception of Cobalt (which still got an 8.4).
More like P4K BTFO
shots left and right nobody is spared no agenda to promote
that's why scaruffi is the *only* music critic worth reading
12 year olds
why are americans so dumb?
you have a peculiar notion of 'safe'
He can't marry them though.
So tell us what the next big thing will be.
my sides
He's gonna burn in Hell.
DEEEE
JAAAYY
SCOOOOOOOT
>no Vektor
Hmm
Nigga, you need to listen to The Books and some Xiu Xiu
What's the next big thing faggot
>Xiu Xiu
>a Trannie softly crooning to beep boop music
>any different from radiohead
k
They're both shit.
I can understand not liking Xiu Xiu but calling the Books shit is just being contrarian for the sake of being contrarian
have scaruffi and christgau fucked yet
isn't this basically every album pitchfork have given bnm this year? (expect james blake I guess)
He's right you know
I love Radiohead but AMSP is mostly just a compilation of old songs. It's barely more than a B sides album
>Troller - Graphic
Holy shit i just realized im patrician
Yes.
Hes an calculed-honest critic to be honest. Plus hes Pro-Male and pro-unknown artists.
One of fews releas
>someone finally has the balls to not praise Blackstar
based Scaruffi delivering justice unto the plebs
this desu
dont read scaruffi threads but if he likes troller he's cool in my book
not sure how it's rock though
It also makes evolutionary sense (e.g., John Cacioppo, 2005): loneliness causes depression and suicide because evolutionarily humans need to socialize in order to survive. For example, prehistoric humans could kill large mammals only by hunting in groups, and agriculture solved the problem of food when humans got together to create irrigation.
Natural selection has programmed us to be happy when we socialize and unhappy when we are lonely. Those who don't like to socialize went extinct.
There are in fact specific neurons, the "loneliness neurons", that are in charge of punishing us with depression if we don't socialize (Gillian Matthews, 2012)
>even dead people got BTFO
TRUE PATRICIAN
Was there ever hype with Frankie cosmos?
this
shut up montie
lost it
normie please leave (this planet)
their best album IS a b-sides compilation tho
>andy stott is rock because he once made a track that was kinda like hip hop and somehow hip-hop is related to rock
checked
it's AOTY imo