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/metal/ general: Jack Black edition

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First for thall

nth for fat chicks are /metal/

This meme never was, and never will be funny.

>at work in 10 hours
>just want to stay up all night listening to choons
metal for this feel?

This should be treated like blackposting.

With disgust and deletion

>MUH TEST
cuck

Replying to shit from hours ago in the thread is autist as fuck, honestly.

Is industrial metal hipster?

yes

Still posting about something someone else did is autist as fuck, honestly.

why though
I avoid doing that but if I have something to add I'll post it

No, that's normiecore

I'm gonna do it as much as I want you spergmaster, and there's nothing you can do about it! :)

>tfw you notice an increase in metal threads outside of /metal/

please stick to your containment thread. I don't care how bad it's gotten in here, you're just gonna have to find a way to save it

Recent metal purchases.

"no"

Says the guy doing just that

Fine, be an autist. As long as you're accepting of it. Some people are just autistic I guess

Because the thread, the conversation and the people have moved on. But you get these autists who get to the thread and go through it replying to everything chronologically, more often that not saying things that were already pointed out or brought up.

I don't think there is a single hipster who enjoys Fear Factory, Pitchshifter and Ministry

We're actually in the process of fracturing. So prepare your bodies.

Who gives a shit
>Post like THIS dammit!
You're on the spectrum, right?

Scaruffi

Scaruffi is not a hipster

Projecting and deflecting has been your MO through this entire thing, I said you should accept your autism. Make peace with it, it's a part of you.

One of the ex-Pitchfork guys. Phil Ott or something. He really likes Ministry.

>le king of hipsters

>Projecting and deflecting has been your MO through this entire thing
Funny, as I could say the same thing of you. You even had to borrow the terms from me because you're only capable of communicating in memes lmao

You mean Chris Ott? His shallow reward rants are pretty funny

>thinks Radiohead and most Sup Forumscore are overrated
>hipster

>Funny, as I could say the same thing of you
You couldn't last thread. You can't now. Your autism is your undoing.

Give up now, sperglette. Go to your handler or something, you need a nap.

Yeah Chris Ott. I watched one of his vids about Lollapalooza and Mercury Rev, and he raved about Ministry. Inspired me to check em out.

His other vlog about p4k and their business model was savage.

A handler? I told your mum I was busy.

visible hip bones or it's not kvlt

Heavy metal => heavy women

/METAL/'S DEVASTATED
Sup Forums IS ON IT'S KNEES
A JANITOR COMES DOWN FROM THE SKIES
IN ANSWER TO THEIR PLEAS

And now your momma jokes? Is that supposed to be insulting?

from >had to borrow the terms from me
Like you started calling me autistic for calling you autistic? I have a reason, and you just need an insult to throw at me.

THIS
IS
THE WORDFILTER

take your gross fetish out

Post /metal/ girls, preferably blonde, slutty and trashy.
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Too bad her band sucks
>10 million views
Fucking how?

Shitposts beget shitposts bud

MEMES
OF
STEEL WORDFILTER

how? because boobs

MEMES ARE GOING UNDER
HEADY FEEEEEEEEEEELLLLLSSS

So? You're still autistic.

So? So are you.

And you're back to just throwing insults back at me. Is that related to the autism? A lack of imagination or something, or some weird defense mechanism?

post crust grils or no grils

>crust
>metal

crust punk and blackened crust is p cool, but crusties are literal subhuman garbage.

What got you into /metal/ nerds?

metal

Neither. I communicate exclusively with a consortium of high functioning autists, and as such am exceptionally good at identifying traits indicative of those on the "spectrum." I'd invite you to join if you weren't so hostile and in denial.

what's good entry level crust? never listened to it before and i'm pretty curious

hipster shit

I still enjoy hipster shit but you know how /metal/ is nowadays

I was 12 years old and my grandma got sick of watching me because I kept distracting her from her job of being a phone sex operator, so she gave me some money to go to the movies, but instead I went the record store and bought Hell Awaits on cassette. Threw it into my Spider Man tape player I got for my birthday and the rest is history.

guitar hero III

Opeth and Mastodon
Getting bored of indie rock

Alright, so you've backed up into absurdity and have stopped defending yourself from accusations of autism, and more or less admitted you are autistic.

Mission accomplished, and goodbye forever, autist

Gorguts Obscura

All my friends liked Metallica. I decided to go further beyond and like Slayer. Etc.

I knew you'd give up eventually, kid.

>my grandma got sick of watching me because I kept distracting her from her job of being a phone sex operator

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I knew you'd try to string me along, autist, but I won.

>We're actually in the process of fracturing

daydreaming about being vegeta while Crawling plays

Post god-tier obscure grind
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black sabbath, deep purple, and led zeppelin

Nu-metal

Iron Maiden

Nice try, but no one wins here. Our "autistic" discussion went absolutely nowhere and just wasted both of our precious lives.

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I forgot all about this band

I was actually samefagging this entire exchange.

o shit, this is fucking sick

guess i've got a new genre rabbit hole to dive into

that's autistic as fuck

Solid Burzum worship with enough deviations to make them interesting. Sjel Av Natten is a cool EP, good nighttime music.

Rude

A U T I S M

Rude. Although consecutive dubs is impressive.

Samefagging an entire discussion is autistic, do not even try to deny that.

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HEUEUEUEUEUEUEUE

Not getting jokes is a sign of Asperger's, if I'm not mistaken.

Yes it is. Not getting jokes, not picking up on things is a sign of autism.

Deflecting I already expected from you, but now lying? A new low. I'm not sure I can believe anything you say now. You're an established liar.

Does industrial metal get more abrasive without veering into pure noise music? Maybe my expectations are just absurd, but this isn't crushing me hard enough.

does /metal/ like djentstep?

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I prefer vapordjent

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I heard Darkthrone's Hans Siste Vinter, so i bought Panzerfaust. I got a lot into black, then i heard Death metal but i've never really liked it, then i got into thrash, then old heavy (60's-70's).

I came backwards tho, i only listen to Black Metal now, just like in th old days.

>dark world is kill for the west
>start using metalarea instead
>sub 320kbps collections
>incomplete discographies
>demos having higher bitrates than albums
>have to suck uploader dick with thanks

Thoughts on this guy's work?

awful hipster shit

How the hell is it awful, hipster or shit

>not having everything in V0

even V2 is transparent, 320 kbps is overkill

Do you have long or short hair? Are you bald? What's the average /metal/ hairstyle?

>you will never be the Painkiller

>not using uloz.to

Short

uloz.to doesn't have the shit I'm looking for. Neither does psychocdd.

well shit and awful go hand in hand, obviously, and both mean the music is of poor quality

hipster refers to Cloudkicker being hipster as fuck

Never seen this artwork version, pretty sexy shit and a great album

I'm feeling exceptionally happy today, /metal/
Clearly this faggotry cannot go unpunished.
Hit me with your deepest, darkest, most depressive metal so that I might actually kill myself.

What do you mean it's kill for the west?
Are all the links down for people form this side of the world? Because the webpage is working normally for me

It's LP cover

cannibal corpse

heard about them on totse (an old bulletin board forum)