How often do you go to the doctor to get your ears cleaned? Music sounds much better after you do that

how often do you go to the doctor to get your ears cleaned? Music sounds much better after you do that

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No need for that, music only sounds better with you

This is true. Few years ago I was worried i was suffering some sort of hearing loss, but it was a build up of earwax. Get them cleaned every 6-12 months now.

you fucking madman
now it's stuck in my head

I'm worried about that right now. Did you go to an ENT or just a general practice?

I probably have that or wax
but the tinnitus probably means loss

The first time the blockage was so bad I got referred to a specialist place where they use a suction hose things, but now I just get my gp to do it. I was astounded at all the sounds i didn't even realise I was missing, so definitely have a chat to your doctor about it!

i thought this was a Sup Forums meme

it's good to do it sometimes but remember you can't do that very often cause it may lead to hearing loss, the wax in your ears actually has a purpose.

what? you have to go to your doctor to clean your ears? can't you just use those cotton sticks, or some water or something??

the spiders in my ears ensure they are always clean and my hearing is 100%

those qtips actually compress and shove earwax deeper into your canal. dont do that shit

couldn't you do that home by like having a warm bath and keeping your head underneath the water for a few minutes in total?

shit...how about scraping it out with my fingers?

You all should feed your earwax to your cats. They love that shit, it's full of protein or something.

actually, if you eat your own earwax, your immune system gets strenghtened or sth like that

Yeah but it tastes terrible

apparently if you eat your ear wax youre disgusting and a fucking idiot

Well if you have to eat your own earwax be sure to chew it thoroughly 20 times to release the full nutrients or it'll just pass through your body.

you can put it in your sandwitch or something, to cover the taste

rude!

I remember a device, one that appeared first in an episode of Rugrats as the cause of immense wealth and instant bankruptcy for Chucky's father, then years later in a mail order commercial between episodes of The Golden Girls, that addressed this exact problem.

Aren't q tips enough?

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Do you regularly eat earwax sandwiches?

That's only bogeys. Earwax is nasty.

I've never had it done, but shit I imagine it's the most satisfying thing in the world.

That condensed waxy buildup, years in the making, crumbling away beneath the doctors tools (doesn't he use water or some shit? amazing) and then breaking loose, the shivers hitting your body as your ear breathes for the first time in many moons.

its bordering on fetish for me, I need it done.

For me, having the doctor probe around in my ear is actually a very erotic experience, and I've had to stifle a few erections in the past. There's something arousing about that tickle, and you just want the doctor to push deeper.

yeah the ears are how people disabled from the neck down get off

Wait really? That's pretty interesting.

saw it in a movie once, googled it just now
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Erogenous_zone#Ears

hahaha you saw intouchable right

>ywn listen to this in 2001 again

yes, lol. great movie

I think I really should do it, but I'm lazy abd embarrased

Yes that is true actually. I noticed that a year ago and they cant resist it

try to overcome your neurosis, my friend

Do those sticks you put in your ear and burn work?