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Post sections in metal that make your mangina moist

>2:27
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>not having a big fat juicy cock instead of a mangina

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1:24

>weeb metal

kill yourself degenerate

post band demos that sound nothing like their seminal works

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I listened to this like 30 times
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ps send help

>tfw birthday today but I'm totally alone
black metal for this feel?

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Silencer
Lifelover
Make a change, kill yourself

If I wouldn't have a million hobbies I'd probably kill myself tb.h

Was waiting for an hero responses, you fucking shits. Joke's on you, I'm actually listening to Diabolical Fullmoon Mysticism

you need to work on understanding what buzzwords and memes mean and drink lots of milk if you want to grow up to be a big strong shitposter like jesse, family

youtube.com/watch?v=PbNbwbJypgY
This very song.

If you're listening to Diabolical Fullmoon Mysticism, then the joke is clearly on you.

>This very song
is the definition of hipster black for the masses

Then you are f*lse

>hipster black

But they're a doom/folk metal band

I'm what? Sorry that last one isn't a word.

this is some criminally underrated shit

false

Wikipedia and many reviews of the sight say otherwise.

But that's what hipster black is isn't it? Not actually black metal.

Either way, hipster through and through. Just like you.

This.
Woods 5 is not even slightly pretending to be related to Black Metal in any kind.

Get that pretentious stick out of your ass.

Nah, you're false. Enjoy your birthday all alone faggot ;^)

girls who don't like metal are so shit
but girls who like metal are kinda shit too

will do, thanks man :)

>using wikipedia and reviews as a source other than your own ears
they haven't been black metal in the slightest for a decade now. they're a gothic doom/folk metal band

This. They are clearly marketed as a blackened doom and are neither really. Just hard rock with folk and ambient and delusions of metal leanings.

YOU'LL NEVER TAKE MY

women are a meme

there is absolute NO girl who likes metal
It's all try-hard girls wanting to fit in

You are not understanding what I have written. Try and read again.

>Hint
They were never black metal

Opinioni on CUM?
Also rec me some more goregrind/pornogrind

> post 2015
> WoY bm for the masses

Mgla is what qualifies as Black Metal for the masses these days.
Didn't you get the memo?

The days of atmo- & depressive shit are over.
Meloblack is where it's at.

Lads I need more deathgrind like this immediately or I'll explode
youtube.com/watch?v=G3tLhx-08pg

virginity

Mgla never won a Juno for best Canadian metal album.

Give Blue Holocaust a spin if you enjoyed CUM
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Anything like Windir?
I like the synths a lot but I normally dislike synth-heavy BM.

Danks my man

is there any point in listening to goregrind other than last days of humanity?

Give me a rec like this

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Maybe for American women but European women actually seem to love metal.

t. Yank who dated someone from the UK

>65134544
no more color
nothingface

Standard DSBM?

Silencer
Idisenfluch
Thy Light
Forgotten Tomb
Knokkelklang
Sterbend

The drums remind me...
Maybe you'd enjoy Sun of the sleepless:
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I live in Europe my friend. From what I've seen they all listen to what their boyfriend likes.

true

Of course there is. Otherwise you are missing out on dank and frankly unique bands like Lymphatic Phlegm, Pathologist, Necrony, Dead Infection and tons of others. Not all goregrind sounds like "Putrefaction in Progress" you know.

I know a couple with a disctinct taste in metal.
Of course you have your occasional trophy metal gf, but most I deal with know what they like or not.

>tfw new gf who is totally cool but is boring in bed on top of SSRIs making sex feel bland

Metal for this feel?

>tfw virgin pure gf who is okay with listening whatever metal you want to have up but refuses to suck your dick "yet"

I know your feels negro

Deathcore isn't metal and every deathcore/borderline deathcore band is complete garbage, there are no exceptions.

Maybe I was just lucky. She knew more bands than me at the time tho.

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Got you senpai

we have been through this. This is not an unpopular opinion.

>virgin pure
Is she a no sex until marriage type?

Will give all of those a listen tomorrow, and that link is good will be sure to check them out too, thanks dude.

How FALSE do you have to be to think the vocals on this album ruin it? Personally this is one of my favorite bm tracks of all time and I find Nattramn's performance legitimately scary and very fitting.
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Has anyone here listened to the new single? What do you guys think?

yeah I fucking hate xibalba and the red chord
it pisses me off when I see some poser liking them here

its basically hipster metal

No, she just never had a boyfriend, I lucked out I guess? She wants to fuck soonish. She says she is open to trying everything at least once, but last time she was over she played with my dick (or any dick for that matter) for the first time and when I gently whispered how she could maybe try licking it up the shaft she was kinda nahhh.

Doubting everything now since we've been dating for two weeks and I am reconsidering the whole deal. She is 19.

>tfw i used to think the preacher's hand was a full head of ginger hair

If you like Heartwork more than Reek of Putrefaction or Symphonies of Sickness, you deserve to be laughed at.

you have to be a false for enjoying silencer to begin with

Older women get to form a taste but when we're talking about 20 y.o girl metalheads their taste is absolute shit

Some of us enjoy actually employed harmony within our music. You may as well go listen to amplified noise of a construction yard at 2x the speed on youtube.

>heartwork
>remotely interesting harmony
kek

That's your mistake. Don't gently whisper. Tell her to suck it.

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there is literally nothing wrong with that album but i kekked regardless

You mean melody not harmony.

And melody is for faggots

yep
whispering is creepy anyways, when you gently whisper in her ear to lick it, she is probably reminded of her dad

Metal is the anime of music.

I don't know anyone personally who's into BM who doesn't at least like the album ironically. You eather love it or you have a good hearted laugh about it.

I mean both. Old carcass is just chromatic tasteless wankery that is hyped because its the first chromatic tasteless wankery of its kind.

xibalba is literally though guy hardcore
that being said they're a good band

If you mean both than you don't understand how harmony works in musical theory.

And you're also a faggot.

I need the most hateful, misanthropic, disgusting death metal there is. I mean fucked up production like Reek of Putrefaction and Suicide Euphoria. Surreal, bizarre, downright disturbing shit that will make me feel like I'm in the centre of a black hole in space.

Oh god the title alone is too perfect

how do you propose that it works? heartwork objectively has harmony, it's just basic shit

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I'm not sure what's /metal/ opinion on Sepultura, but since most people seem to think that Beneath The Remains is their best:
I think Schizophrenia is a better album in every way and I especially despise the production of Beneath The Remains.

>2 weeks
damn dude relax

Of course it does. But so does Symphonies of Sickness. Harmony is about instruments and sounds complimenting each other, but it doesn't necessarily mean melodic, consonant, or pretty sounds.

>And melody is for faggots
found the faggot

Is there anything out there remotely similar to this? I've already checked out their other albums but it didn't quite get my attention like this did.

Yeah, it's you

Well?

symphonies of sickness only has one guitar. what harmony is going on there?
it's decent

So guitar is the only instrument involved in SoS?

Cryptopsy, Excoriation, Ominous scriptures, Infester, blaze inside, masturbation, liturgy(dm liturgy), brodequin, Wormed, enmity, delusional parasitosis, guttural secrete, Last days of humanity

the number of girls who are into """"""metal"""""(deathcore, emo) at 20 and completely out of metal by 25 is ridiculous

show me bass/guitar harmony on that album

Unpopular in /metal/ or unpopular everywhere else?

Anyone here listen to Alrakis before?

>Cryptopsy
youtube.com/watch?v=cb7rhhrdKOA hah

vibeclouds.net/tracks/periphery_the_price.html

GET HYPE

I am trying to tell you that all instruments, from bass to drums to vocalsare capable or harmonizing with each other.

And that you're a faggot. I'm out, you've done nothing but be an idiot this entire conversation, I'm semi-convinced you're shitposting me, and any further conversation will not be shitposting.

>Select Difficulty
Jesus how do they come with those album names