/metal/

[Ian Rivera]

BREAKING THE LAW
BREAKING THE LAW

Old pastebin.com/mH6Kx32L

[Nathaniel Young]

First for atmoshit

[Chase Adams]

I am not a fan of this style of music, but to each his own. Cheers.

[Jack Lewis]

...

[Lincoln Moore]

The only good atmosludge band tbqh

[Ayden Thomas]

...

[Brandon Young]

Vektor - Terminal Redux

[Thomas Perry]

Oh hey, that's my wife's son's favorite album. How did you know?

[Evan Martin]

>I heard you like metal user
>want to come over to my place and listen to
Woods of Ypres?

[Lincoln Cruz]

that would be neurosis

isis barely sound any different to the army of imitators

[Nathan Watson]

>atmosludge
>good

[Jaxon Morgan]

Fuck yes.

[Kevin Smith]

Yeah, I like metal. Gojira, Boris, Mastodon, Opeth, Neurosis, Isis, maudlin of the Well, Kayo Dot, Devin Townsend, Deafheaven, Vektor, Metallica, Demilich, Alice in Chains, Amon Amarth, Megadeth, Queensrÿche, Dream Theater, Tiamat, Tool, Cynic, Cult of Luna, Slayer, Pelican, Jesu, Voivod, Sonata Arctica, The Gathering, Epica, Pantera, Pain of Salvation, diSEMBOWELMENT, Alestorm, Within Temptation, Anthrax, Katatonia, Rage Against the Machine, Refused, Kamelot, In Flames, Type O Negative, Arcturus, Dragonforce, Ahab, Rosetta, My Dying Bride, Meshuggah, Machine Head, Bon Jovi, Symphony X, Anathema, Amorphis, Stratovarius, Paradise Lost, Evanescence, Rhapsody, Gloryhammer, Cannibal Corpse, Ensiferum, Blind Guardian, Helloween, Psychostick, Wintersun, Liturgy, Aion, Versailles, X Japan, Galneryus, Aldious, Cyntia, Light Bringer, Albion, Masterpiece, MinstreliX, Gauntlet, Jupiter, Balflare, Gunbridge, Blood Stain Child, Alcest, Concerto Moon, Astrea, Diamond, Thunder Fall, Arcadia, Blood IV, Valthus, Agalloch, Dir Ein Grey, Rekion, Sacred Aeolia, Thundersteel, Nightwish, Artillery, the list goes on :)

[Sebastian Morris]

kys my man

[Adrian Scott]

Sure why not

[Hunter Bailey]

Shitpost.

[Benjamin Baker]

wait is this the good one or the bad one?

[Isaac Reed]

depends if you liek teh buttsex or not ^__^

rawr

[Christopher Torres]

does anyone here actually like metal?

[Dylan Nguyen]

Yeah I like metal, Judas Priest, Black Sabbath, Saxon, Tytan, Alien Force, Elixir, Tank, Diamond Head, Blitzkrieg, Holocaust, Tokyo Blade, Samurai, Trespass, Raven, Grim Reaper, Venom, Saracen, Axe Witch, Traitors Gate, Ostrogoth, Satan, Overlorde, Gotham City, Witchfynde, Witchfinder General, Candlemass, Mercy, Cirith Ungol, Pagan Altar, Savatage, Oliver Magnum, Witch Cross, Mercyful Fate, Fates Warning, Sabre, Sanctuary, Warlord, Exxplorer Attacker, X-Caliber, Miedeval Steel, Manowar, Virgin Steele, Damien Thorne, Dark Age, Dark Quarterer, Heir Apparent, Jester's March, Apocrypha, Angel Witch, Running Wild, Liege Lord. Omen, Riot, Manilla Road, Hurtful Witch, Max Plänck. Salem's Law, Salem's Wych, Lords of the Crimson Alliance, Heavy Load, Matthias Steele, Iron Angel, Slayer, Holy Terror, Dark Angel, Deathrow, Vio-lence, Despair, Energetic Krusher, Mortal Sin. Sacrifice Midas Touch, Slaughter Xstroyes, Deadly Blessing, Indestroy, Mutilator, Mad Poltergeist, Target, Krrator, Sodom, Destruction, Sepultura, Coroner, Razor, Voivod, Toxik, Intruder, Realm, Watchtower, Wolf Spider, Whiplash, Exorcist, Bulldozer, Necrodeath, Messiah, Sabbat, Sarcofago, Bathory, Celtic Frost, Hellhammer, Blasfemia, Morbid Angel, Pestilence, Death Yell, Dismember, Obituary, Winter, Mega Slaughter, Necrovore, Blasphemy, Entombed, Miasma, Ripping Corpse, Cenotaph, Convulse, Dark Half, Morpheus Descends, Demigod, Morgoth, Massacra, Feretrum, Embalmed, Conscious Rot, Suffocation, Brutality, Atheist, Polluted Inheritance, Revenant, Goatlord, Immolation, Incantation, Imprecation, Order From Chaos, Viogression, Sempiternal Deathreign. Asphyx,Infester, Darkthrone, Mayhem, Gorgoroth, Master's Hammer, Root, Nastrond, Absurd, Amen Corner, Resuscitator, In Nomine Belialis, Bethlehem, Vlad Tepes, Belketre, Mütiilation, Möevot, Ohura-Mazdo, Mjölnir, Grausamkeit, 1349, Baalberith, Beherit, Impaled Nazarene, the list goes on...

[Juan King]

What the fuck is metal

[Andrew Hill]

they got mad butterface problems tho. You'd need to put an afro-shaped bag over their head to bang

[Levi Ward]

So how's virginity treating you, son?

[John Thomas]

Everything that ruined metal is documented in this one album. This album paints a picture of Animal Collective shirt wearing "professional" photographers heading to Starbucks after smoking too much K2 incense while watching a marathon of Oprah and The Big Bang Theory. It's this single piece of hippy bafoonery that sapped all the creativity out of metal by showing people that they too can make money by playing groove based indie rock with pseudo-intellectual lyrics and throwing naturalist bullshit on t-shirts. It is the prototype for The Sword.

Lyrically, everything that's wrong about metal now is found here. Joe Duplantier in all his LSD induced wisdom thought that, instead of coming up with something interesting to talk about, the mundane themes about the "dying whales" would resonate more with the hipster culture of mainstream America and, unfortunately, he was right. This was one of the key elements that were needed to allow smug suburban youth and pot smoking drum circle dwellers to relate with the stupidity of Refused. All of these things are best exemplified in the after school special-isms of Ocean Planet and the cheap emotional appeals of Refused Are Fuckin Dead and New Noise. The half-assed poetry attempts suggests not a lot of time was spent on them, and feels more like something Nirvana would have come up with. The change to a more "eco-friendly" appearance in promo pics suggest about as much. These lyrics would make bands in the future reduce themselves to writing about mundane topics (environmentalism, mother nature) and shouting a bunch of faux-poetic words that mean nothing. It's just vague prose to "get people in touch with their earthen roots", like the indie or folk punk songs of the day.

[Asher Barnes]

best song on the new Plebeian Grandstand is the one that's not black metal

[Levi Brown]

white and black girls are both good imo
hate Asians though, they annoy me just looking at them, unless they have big tits then they are very special

youtube.com/watch?v=CDqG6eGWo0I

[Charles Hernandez]

Poo in my mouth you cuck

[Julian Wright]

that's not even metal

[Jaxson Garcia]

If you will pardon me for digressing for a bit, this, I think, is what is wrong with rock and roll today: Nobody truly believes it to be evil anymore. Not that rock and roll ever was the tool of Satan, not that Satan even exists in the first place, but at the very least twenty-five years ago rock and roll at least had a certain Dionysian appeal. I had a guy telling me this weekend about how his parents used to believe Chicago were tools of the devil. Chicago! Can you believe that? Back in the '80s, Jerry Falwell or Pat Robertson or somebody denounced STING, of all people, as an agent of Satan. James Watt wouldn't allow the Beach Boys to play at the National Mall because of concerns it would attract an "unsavoury element". And even though of course they were ludicrous and wrong, they had a good underlying point: Can you imagine the Christian God, a just and merciful God, being responsible for the rock music of the day? Okay, maybe God could have gotten behind Good Vibrations, but only if he was really, really high. Rock music- not just dark, nihilistic stuff like King Crimson and the Stooges, but even songs like "Editions of You" and "Paperback Writer"- were not compatible with the prevailing conception of Christian virtue. I'm not saying living in a world where people actually took Jack Thompson seriously, where Congress held long, serious sessions about the problem of explicit lyrics in rock music, was an improvement, because it wasn't- the '80s sucked, plain and simple. That doesn't mean that we haven't lost something in the process, though, that there weren't painful sacrifices to be made on the way to a better world. One of those sacrifices was coming to an acceptance of the existence of Creed and their Goon Rock For Jesus(tm), and eventually, perhaps, the collapse of popular music altogether. The days where rock and roll was even vaguely controversial are gone, and this is what we are left with. Maudlin of the Well. Shit-metal.

[Samuel Brooks]

You mean like this?
youtube.com/watch?v=FHIEemSwMsI

[Tyler Rogers]

Why are the Sup Forums mods more racist than Sup Forums ?

Lmao

[Parker Edwards]

>nu-metal
>not a subgenre of metal

GD ONE BRO

[Mason Morgan]

me fucking bitches doesn't change the fact that black chicks are butterfaces like 99% of the time

[Andrew Davis]

You sound like a cuck

[Colton Barnes]

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Mmmmmmmmmm, you sure know how to make a girl feel good you pervert...heheh~

I-I-I-I bet y-you want to see my vagina too...you pervert! W-W-Well, we're already this far! Might as well! Let me just slip off my blank panties, I'll let you keep them if you want~

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[Hunter Harris]

yea but I kind of like the loud westernized ones rather than the more "demure" acting oriental ones

[Jeremiah Jackson]

Lol no

[Kevin Taylor]

delet this

[Lucas Rodriguez]

is this what we've been reduced to? greentext memes punctuated by a wall of pasta every 5 post?

this is probably the worst general on Sup Forums now

[Andrew Lopez]

Obvious plastic surgery is obvious.

[Michael Thomas]

in Canada I see loads of qts
I imagine because fitness and healthy eating are bigger here + most of them are Africans or Caribbeans

[Cooper Jackson]

You misspelled best

[Jeremiah Martin]

It's a bitterman review of Pantera, edited to be about a band that isn't metal for unclear reasons.

[Jackson Evans]

Maybe you should go back to /r/eddit if you don't like it then?

[Dylan Bailey]

Canadian black women are a superior breed. Unfortunately, none of them want to fuck my skinheaded ass while I blast Neige Eternelle.

[Angel Nelson]

most of this general is incapable of actually discussing music, it's just memes about bands they don't like

[Jacob Torres]

>this got reissued/repressed with the o.g. cover art
Heckyes. Shit's funky as fuck, I like it more with each listen.

[Dylan Diaz]

well I tried one of the charts, selected an album at random for melodeath

solution .45
for aeons past

>mfw symphonic nu metal

are all the charts this bad?

[Brody Flores]

Why does this general continue to exist? We don't NEED a /metal/ general anymore. Just post metal related stuff on Sup Forums and turn it back into a metal board. It's our future.

[Lucas Powell]

charts are stupid, what metal bands do you like?

been trying to do this, every thread i've made 404s with 0-2 replies

[Isaac Harris]

Don't mind me, just saving this thread and the entire general too.

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[Anthony King]

youtube.com/watch?v=lZ-O4y4lc4Y
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[Evan Anderson]

posting youtube links with no description or context doesn't do shit, not listening to any of those

[Colton Adams]

youtube.com/watch?v=VMWeIjeUwTQ
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[Ian Gonzalez]

Google them you worthless, useless faggot.

[Zachary Martin]

Arghoslent
Blind Guardian
!.T.O.O.H.!
Windir
Wintersun

[Mason Brown]

No

[Chase Foster]

is this the only good album Tiamat ever made?
youtube.com/watch?v=CDqG6eGWo0I

[Ayden Powell]

youtube.com/watch?v=o6AnmK6JlQc
youtube.com/watch?v=E88Y1Rgj8GU
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[Luis Walker]

>NWOBHM
>saving anything
Have a nice time being irrelevant grandpa

[Dominic Powell]

stop spamming faggot

[Zachary Kelly]

None of these are even decent
go to bed fag

[Isaiah Davis]

Today this general finally died, the shitposting reached new levels.

[Josiah Cruz]

>A Canorous Quintet

not sure if meloblack or melodeath, maybe both at the same time?

[Connor Morris]

This general has died like four times, this is just a minor hiccup

[Caleb Carter]

not going to listen to a billion hour long albums m8
especially with no context

[Aiden Davis]

>Eucharist
>not decent
Besides Arghoslent they're the only good melodic death metal band

[Blake Kelly]

Don't ever fucking reply to me again unless you are contributing to the thread

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[Zachary Howard]

DEEP
dark
ᶠᵃᶰᵗᵃˢʸ

youtube.com/watch?v=cTexyI49EJs

[David Russell]

>God Macabre - The Winterlong
Best one you've posted so far

[James Perez]

Ugh cancerous trash
remove yourself from this general and life

[Elijah Miller]

you might like this album

[Kayden Wood]

A must listen
youtube.com/watch?v=WZPNasYpQKM

[Jeremiah Peterson]

>hipster faggot can't appraise the music because he doesn't know shit about anything so he resorts to primitive shitposting

youtube.com/watch?v=PjAOXyz8Opg
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[Alexander Price]

any more sci-fi themed stuff?
youtube.com/watch?v=lChCYQlxOjI

[Elijah Wilson]

>can't appraise the music
maybe because you're posting a shit ton of hour long albums en mass

[Cameron Gomez]

I am appraising it. Its mediocre at best. Kill yourself faggot, because these is beta male music and posting distilled

[Ryder Gomez]

Are you a fucking goldfish m8?

[Jaxon Scott]

Are you a cuckfish m8

[Joshua Murphy]

I'd like a reply with less memes, if possible.

[Isaiah Smith]

So, out of the very few shows of "big" bands in my city this year, the only concerts i consider going to are these 3:

>Destruction and some national bands this June
>Sepultura, Napalm Death, Decapitated, Aborted and a bunch of other local bands this July (This is a festival, it's totally free)
>Mayhem, this October.

So, i'm mostly into Black metal, like i've been always (Darkthrone got me into metal), but Mayhem is really really shit now, in fact they're doing a DMDS tour, i mean when they become a legacy band you know they're dead. Destruction is cool but i'm not sure i can get the money since i gotta pay uni, rent and some other stuff in the next 2 weeks and Destruction show is on June 5. And, well Sepultura is dead also, and i like ND, but they're too much of SJW's now, you can see what happened a couple of weeks ao when they cancelled a show just to not play wiht Peste Noire, and tho i like Decapitated and Aborted... oh and The Black Daliah Murder (yes i like that also, fuck you) i don't know if it's worth going to a fest and spending all day watching shit bands to watch them.

So, what show should i go to?

>TL;DR: Just read the greentext shows, and tell wich one should i go to, pick one... or two at most.

[Angel Ramirez]

>HONESTLY expecting people to listen to an entire days worth of music and appraise it all

just post like one or two GOOD albums for us to talk about, not this arrogant mess

[Wyatt Morris]

You'd like a black man to fuck your mom too but she's so ugly even animals won't fuck her

[Brayden Gonzalez]

What y'all think?
nocleansinging.com/2016/05/25/an-ncs-album-premiere-and-a-review-gevurah-hallelujah/

[Camden Sanders]

Sounds like canuck HHH

[Zachary Richardson]

Autists reply to old threads days after the fact

[Chase Carter]

MAKE A SHARE THREAD YOU FUCKING IDIOT

[Cameron Russell]

youtube.com/watch?v=aKL3Zu53Raw

is this meme tier?
it sounds really cheesy but I'm a sucker for sci-fi stuff

[Jason King]

So much better than None So Vile, NSV is too bouncy and tame for my tastes

[Gabriel Sullivan]

HHH?

[David Morris]

Why doesn't Amorphis ever tour North America?

[Mason Anderson]

my mom will probably like it, lol, she likes viking/folk metal

[Josiah Bailey]

who cares, if you like it then listen to it

[Brayden Fisher]

why are Canadian metal bands so dominant compared to the USA?

youtube.com/watch?v=GvWbWsZPxr0

[Justin Hughes]

Because fuck you?

[Charles Gonzalez]

Tungsten is great but osmium is kind of shitty.

[Parker Ward]

nothing compared to europe desu

[Julian Wilson]

Cobalt has always been one of my favorites, but lately I feel it's been missing something

[Wyatt Flores]

nothing compared to asia baka

[Samuel Stewart]

And nothing will ever top South American metal pendejo