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I do not understand where did this meme come from
Vektor - Terminal Redux
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Fascist detected
damn son
what is your favourite metal music video?
i like rammstein's sonne. it's the story of snow white and the seven dwarfs but all fucked up
See
Nice quads
What is your secret UNKVLT pleasure?
i cant stop listening to this (-. - )
Soilwork unironically
jfc /metal/ why are you self-destructing so spectacularly?
this has literally just been memeposting for about 10 straight threads now, I knew things had gotten bad but usually it was still peppered with some semblance of discussion
GET READY FOR AOTY
Norwayfag here
What's the stigma with looking like a metalhead in American culture? I'm a tall, lanky dude with long hair and a viking beard, wear bandshirts all the time any no one bats an eye if I walk down the street here. Yet Murricans act like dressing up according to your tastes is literal autism. Explain pls.
i think it's fine to make metal in your native language, as long as that's english
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so, t-this isn't real r-right
Probably Within Temptation, although I don't have any of their albums anymore. Still, they have some songs that I really enjoy.
Most core and pleb bands and it;'s not even a secret
american metal scene is royally cucked at the minute
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If you will pardon me for digressing for a bit, this, I think, is what is wrong with rock and roll today: Nobody truly believes it to be evil anymore. Not that rock and roll ever was the tool of Satan, not that Satan even exists in the first place, but at the very least twenty-five years ago rock and roll at least had a certain Dionysian appeal. I had a guy telling me this weekend about how his parents used to believe Chicago were tools of the devil. Chicago! Can you believe that? Back in the '80s, Jerry Falwell or Pat Robertson or somebody denounced STING, of all people, as an agent of Satan. James Watt wouldn't allow the Beach Boys to play at the National Mall because of concerns it would attract an "unsavoury element". And even though of course they were ludicrous and wrong, they had a good underlying point: Can you imagine the Christian God, a just and merciful God, being responsible for the rock music of the day? Okay, maybe God could have gotten behind Good Vibrations, but only if he was really, really high. Rock music- not just dark, nihilistic stuff like King Crimson and the Stooges, but even songs like "Editions of You" and "Paperback Writer"- were not compatible with the prevailing conception of Christian virtue. I'm not saying living in a world where people actually took Jack Thompson seriously, where Congress held long, serious sessions about the problem of explicit lyrics in rock music, was an improvement, because it wasn't- the '80s sucked, plain and simple. That doesn't mean that we haven't lost something in the process, though, that there weren't painful sacrifices to be made on the way to a better world. One of those sacrifices was coming to an acceptance of the existence of Creed and their Goon Rock For Jesus(tm), and eventually, perhaps, the collapse of popular music altogether. The days where rock and roll was even vaguely controversial are gone, and this is what we are left with. Maudlin of the Well. Shit-metal.
>listening to the leaked Death Angel and Lacuna Coil
It's like I'm really 13 again.
Mind as well eat a lunchables and open up some lesbian porn tabs.
if it doesn't sound like comalies [spoiler]maybe karmacode too[/spoiler] i'm not interested
Sorry user, it's more like Broken Crown Halo.
Truth be hold I only listen to pop metal as a means to find common ground with normie sluts
the average metal fan here you just described is literally autistic and has no self-awareness. The stereotypes exist for a reason. People look at them funny because they know the second they open their mouth the fat, greasy, long-haired metalfag is going to say some socially retarded shit about music
Americans have some sort of problems with people looking like metalheads. I'm from Finland myself and here I can wear pic related on public and nobody gives a shit. However, when I was visiting Freedomland around two years ago and was wearing my De Mysteriis Dom Sathanas t-shirt, I felt like everyone was watching me on the subway. I definitely got some judgemental looks from strangers. Maybe USA is so full of sheeple that they can't stand it when someone doesn't wear "mainstream" clothes, or maybe they're just so religious that they thought I was some hardcore satanist and apparently that was an issue. Who knows?
i miss goth industrial vampires
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Swedefag here
When I studied in America, I too had long hair and a viking beard, also wearing metal shirts. People thought it a novelty and that we all dressed like this. However, Americans who tried to pull over metal looks were autistic lardasses wearing Metallica, Pantera and Ozzy shirts. They were also vehemently opposed to anything not metal. At least I talked to MILFs about Gretta Garbo and ABBA and also talked to 19 year old sluts about Jennifer Lawerence and Adele. You can still be metal as fuck, but you can't live under a rock and dismiss everything. I even tried to get into nigger rap to make some black friends, but they smelled like shit and send spit flying every time they talk.
>I will kill you
>Killed by my rage
>I must kill you
What did he mean by this?
Poorfag German here, I look like a "metalhead" and I sometimes have people look at me weird
I hate being the America of Europe
I get not wanting to have the fat, autistic virgins who listen to metal around. But what about the normal people?
>Germany
>America of Europe
>not The Netherlands
It's true that Baden-Württemberg is the Texas of Europe tho
Have you ever been to NRW? I live in a medium sized town and whenever I go to Cologne and Düsseldorf the amount of faggotry in the air is unbearable
finland is one of the top countries in the world for atheism
if you wore something like that in the US depending what part of it you're in you could get the shit kicked out of you
Do remasters ever sound better?
>if you wore something like that in the US depending what part of it you're in you could get the shit kicked out of you
But why would I?
>that scenekid-tier line
>atmoshit
Streetcleaner remaster sounds better imo
Yeah, I've been to Essen before.
Had to fill in for a friend who was sick so I played drums for my friend's band.
My German is complete shit though. I was on the bus and my stop was coming up, but there were tons of people in my way so I said, "aussteigen!" but nobody fucking moved. Probably because I sounded like I was saying "Ass Stein Men" or whatever.
Out of phone speakers, yes
90% of the time for me they sound the same
Who /gojira/ here?
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I'm non-ironically excited for Magma.
the US is full of religious people, mostly descendants of cathoilc/christian immigrants from italy, ireland, mexico, etc. if some cholo gang or mobsters or drunken irishmen or rednecks saw you with a burning church on your shirt you could sucker punched or worse
The remaster of Blod-draum is 110% louder
why this music video gotta look like a film major senior project
>French band calls their album after a french band
>sleep
>live
I should go to this, right?
So I was really horny and on a long fap bender when I saw a gif on /gif/ of some guy with a big dick getting fucked by a muscular black man and as I was stroking my dick I noticed I was aroused.
Does this mean I'm gay? I'm in my mid 20s and so far I've never been attracted to men my entire life.
> those days when vanilla lesbian porn did the trick
go there and listen to The CK while you're at it
Lately it's been Prior to the Fire by Priestess. Just a nice, catchy rock band.
Literally none of this true. Metalheads in America look like metalheads everywhere else in the world. It's just we've been besieged by faggot hipsters and fat sludge cunts who trick Yurokebabs like yourself into thinking we don't look like actual metalheads.
I would.
Well, the Ruhrgebiet is obviously total shit, but nothing is worse than Berlin. Ostwestfalen is best Westfalen though.
t. Münsterländer
Have you guys peeked the new Saor yet?
You stole that joke from FIFH
Still proud of that one too. It's so on point.
I wonder why that band name is familiar. Looked at all their albums and don't remember any of the covers,.
Curious about them though. Best songs?
Have you guys listened to this shit? It fucking slays. Sounds just like early era Death.
You've probably heard some of their songs but you just don't remember it:
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(The only good part in the last song is the Xzibit part.)
Yep it's crazy how alike the song is to Saor
Thanks but that's pretty bad.
Yeah, I like metal. Gojira, Boris, Mastodon, Opeth, Neurosis, Isis, maudlin of the Well, Kayo Dot, Devin Townsend, Deafheaven, Vektor, Metallica, Demilich, Alice in Chains, Amon Amarth, Megadeth, Queensrÿche, Dream Theater, Tiamat, Tool, Earth, Cynic, Cult of Luna, Slayer, Pelican, Jesu, Sunn O))), Voivod, Sonata Arctica, The Gathering, Epica, Pantera, Pain of Salvation, diSEMBOWELMENT, Alestorm, Within Temptation, Melvins, Anthrax, Katatonia, Rage Against the Machine, Refused, The Angelic Process, Kamelot, In Flames, Type O Negative, Arcturus, Dragonforce, Kylesa, Acrimony, Ahab, Rosetta, My Dying Bride, Meshuggah, Om, Machine Head, Bon Jovi, Symphony X, Anathema, Deftones, Amorphis, Stratovarius, Paradise Lost, Evanescence, Nadja, Trouble, Rhapsody, Gloryhammer, Baroness, Corrosion of Conformity, Cannibal Corpse, Ensiferum, Blind Guardian, The Sword, Clutch, Helloween, Psychostick, Wintersun, Liturgy, Aion, Bongripper, Versailles, X Japan, Galneryus, Aldious, High On Fire, Cyntia, Animals As Leaders, Light Bringer, Albion, Masterpiece, MinstreliX, Gauntlet, Jupiter, Balflare, Electric Wizard, Big Business, Gunbridge, Blood Stain Child, Alcest, Concerto Moon, Astrea, Harvey Milk, Diamond, Thunder Fall, Arcadia, Blood IV, Sleep, Valthus, Agalloch, Kyuss, Acid King, Mgla, Dir Ein Grey, Bongzilla, Rekion, Sacred Aeolia, Thundersteel, Nightwish, Artillery, the list goes on :)
Yea its fine
Yeah I like metal, Judas Priest, Black Sabbath, Saxon, Tytan, Alien Force, Elixir, Tank, Diamond Head, Blitzkrieg, Holocaust, Tokyo Blade, Samurai, Trespass, Raven, Grim Reaper, Venom, Saracen, Axe Witch, Traitors Gate, Ostrogoth, Satan, Overlorde, Gotham City, Witchfynde, Witchfinder General, Candlemass, Mercy, Cirith Ungol, Pagan Altar, Savatage, Oliver Magnum, Witch Cross, Mercyful Fate, Fates Warning, Sabre, Sanctuary, Warlord, Exxplorer Attacker, X-Caliber, Miedeval Steel, Manowar, Virgin Steele, Damien Thorne, Dark Age, Dark Quarterer, Heir Apparent, Jester's March, Apocrypha, Angel Witch, Running Wild, Liege Lord. Omen, Riot, Manilla Road, Hurtful Witch, Max Plänck. Salem's Law, Salem's Wych, Lords of the Crimson Alliance, Heavy Load, Matthias Steele, Iron Angel, Slayer, Holy Terror, Dark Angel, Deathrow, Vio-lence, Despair, Energetic Krusher, Mortal Sin. Sacrifice Midas Touch, Slaughter Xstroyes, Deadly Blessing, Indestroy, Mutilator, Mad Poltergeist, Target, Krrator, Sodom, Destruction, Sepultura, Coroner, Razor, Voivod, Toxik, Intruder, Realm, Watchtower, Wolf Spider, Whiplash, Exorcist, Bulldozer, Necrodeath, Messiah, Sabbat, Sarcofago, Bathory, Celtic Frost, Hellhammer, Blasfemia, Morbid Angel, Pestilence, Death Yell, Dismember, Obituary, Winter, Mega Slaughter, Necrovore, Blasphemy, Entombed, Miasma, Ripping Corpse, Cenotaph, Convulse, Dark Half, Morpheus Descends, Demigod, Morgoth, Massacra, Feretrum, Embalmed, Conscious Rot, Suffocation, Brutality, Atheist, Polluted Inheritance, Revenant, Goatlord, Immolation, Incantation, Imprecation, Order From Chaos, Viogression, Sempiternal Deathreign. Asphyx,Infester, Darkthrone, Mayhem, Gorgoroth, Master's Hammer, Root, Nastrond, Absurd, Amen Corner, Resuscitator, In Nomine Belialis, Bethlehem, Vlad Tepes, Belketre, Mütiilation, Möevot, Ohura-Mazdo, Mjölnir, Grausamkeit, 1349, Baalberith, Beherit, Impaled Nazarene, the list goes on...
>2017
>not having 100< scrobbles of Grief
Yeah I like metal
Yeah I like metal. Cleveland browns, uhh, buffalo bills, seattle seahawks, uh, carolina panthers, cincinati bengals, green bay packers, tampa bay buccaneers, uhhhhh, jacksonville jaguars, miami dolphins, uhhh, washington redskins, arizona cardinals, houston texans
LOL
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cuck
how? the last two singles have been shit, just straightforward hard rock
YOU'LL NEVER TAKE MY
Does anybody have that song that was posted with a "breakdowns done right"post some days ago?
What are some good symphonic metal bands? I like fleshgod apocalypse and septicflesh
Nightwish
protest the hero - bury the hatchet
emperor
Already listen to them
What is /metal/ listening right now?
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downloaded vektor's discography after seeing how much everyone hated them, this is actually pretty good
I don't hate them, they're just meh to me.
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what's some essential later darkthrone? I haven't checked out anything past panzerfaust
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i unironically like this send help
who cares? ironically liking things is unmetal as fuck
Dark thrones and black flags
FOAD
Circle the wagons
Is that Bjorn "Speed" Strid driving the forklift?
I have my hair cut somewhat short, have a trim beard, and wear metal band shirts often. But I listen to a lot of popular non metal bands too. Would people still see me as some aspie still? I wouldn't know
having to ask means I think you're an aspie
fair enough, I probably am
the main question is weather you care if people think you are