How long until I can replace my shitty eyes with synthetic ones? I would even go with the apple ieyes.
How long until I can replace my shitty eyes with synthetic ones? I would even go with the apple ieyes
John Young
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Nathaniel Flores
>apple ieyes
Matthew Garcia
Can't fucking wait.
They can fix hearing disabilities now, few years and they will give me my fucking xray eyes I've wanted since 2001
Owen Murphy
>ieyes
I lost
James Lewis
>scared of apple kikes replacing my eyes with remote control ones that they can shut off at a moment's notice
>log on le deepweb xdd
>see there's a covert open-source bionic eye surgeon about 200km away
>drive until I reach an old house
>fat neckbeard with greasy hair is sitting in a rocking chair eating shit from his foot
>asks me "so gnu want the free(tm) eyes, eh?"
>i fear triggering a spergout so I don't reply
>walk in, he's cleaning his hands from the chip dust
>sedates me, prepares to start surgery
>fall asleep
>wake up
>eyes are seeing at a fucking resolution of 800x600
>static across my fucking vision even when I close my eyelids
>run to mirror
>look at my face
>two fucking torn off CCTV cameras with circuitry hanging out
>have to constantly polish the lenses because they didn't have LensWipe(tm) Technology back whenever these fucking things were made
>can't see in color
>periodically have to recharge them in the fucking outlet
>due to open source software they oftentimes crash so I have to stumble around fucking blind while looking for the pin to hit the reset button
>such is the price of freedom
Daniel Martinez
By about next Thursday, I should think
Lincoln Taylor
Arr, I be looking forward to the day, me lads.
Andrew Johnson
>eyes are seeing at a fucking resolution of 800x600
God's resolution
Kevin Richardson
God I haven’t had a genuine laugh in months, thank you
Camden Bell
Today. I have these
Landon Roberts
Charles Lopez
How are they? Seems like a godsend compared to lasik.
Ethan Wilson
>mfw couldn't get those because of my dry-ass eyes
>mfw can't even keep extended-wear contacts in for more than 3 days because of my dry-ass eyes
When are we going to get those fucking cynernetic eyes?
Levi Flores
Amazing, clearest vision I have ever had. The most uncomfortable you'll get is staring into bright lights for 15 minutes.
Bentley Richardson
God's resolution is clearly 640x480 you peasant.
Gavin Lewis
>They can fix hearing disabilities now
They're not really "fixing" anything. They're either just amplifying the sound to make it louder so your deaf ass can hear it, or using bone conduction. Neither of those involve interfacing directly with your nervous system like an eyeball replacement would.
At best you might see digital lens replacements in your lifetime.
Daniel Thomas
can't wait for my skul gun
Henry Moore
Thanks, bookmarking this
Bentley Adams
The most badass thing you can do with replaced eyes is shoot gayass lasers by em.
The real deal is to replace your arms, so you can rocket punch.
Matthew Ramirez
when synthetic eyes come out, they'll be sold like hearing aids are now. you get a basic shitty model for about $5000 that can deliver 640x480 and 256 colors and can not be programmed to NOT look at ads, and if you pay apple prices you'll get the tleilaxu model, which is SLIGHTLY better.
Benjamin Cook
Look up cochlea implants.
Jose Myers
You can do it now.
It won't be much worse.
Anthony Jackson
>Clearly
Sebastian Clark
When will they invent something that fixes CTS
Matthew Thomas
but that's what everyone says after LASIK too. is it just an alternative or actually better?
Zachary Martin
lol
Xavier Butler
nice saved kek
John Sanders
I'm genuinely curious about this now. I have one eye that's totally shot and the other is going downhill. What is the cost associated with this surgery