Nursing>STEM

>Be male nurse

>Get scooted to the front of the line in job applications when applying simply from being a man to balance the equilibrium

>Eligible employment anywhere and everywhere, all of the time

>Potential to make as much or more as engineers, etc, etc

>Shit load of different types of nursing specialties - ranging from bad to the bone hardcore shit to management, to working with babies and children, to seemingly anything that suits your personality

>Depending on the specialty you choose, you'll still have the energy and stamina to play sports, party, maintain a relationship/family, all of that effortlessly

>Seen as a local rockstar by saving lives and healing your community, where you'll have people eternally grateful - entirely opposite of your boss giving you a pat on back as he passes you in the hallway

>Your life has a true substantive sense of purpose. You're not just ultimately helping your company meet its bottom line so your boss can buy his new speedboat on time

>Not breaking my back/exposed to the elements like in the Trades

>Not staring in front of a computer all day like in the office jobs

Best of all? Hospitals/clinics/etc will hire you for simply having an Associates degree. That means, just passing community college.


Why haven't you swallowed the RN pill yet, user?

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Because I don't want to deal with people

>all coworkers are women
>meaning you have to do all of the real work

Any job is stressful, right down to mcdonalds

>be imbecile
>post blog on Sup Forums
>suck cock
good

>t. $1.5/hr

If you’re white, semetic or Asian then people expect you to be a doctor. Male nurse is for brainlet minorities. If you’re black though then good on you.

lol.

You help your boss buy his speedboat for his spoiled daughter on time

I save lives

It's that simple. No mental gymnastics disputes this.

I'd rather have saving lives on my tombstone than help a company meet its bottom line in time

I’m an educator actually.

Regardless

toprntobsn.com/best-nursing-careers-based-on-salary-and-demand/

there's at least 8 different roles where you can earn $100k+

You'd look a little silly calling them dumb

Wow, that's half what I make as a programmer right out of college.

>My life consists of starting in front of a computer screen

Epic. Simply epic.

>my life consists of cleaning shit off senile people
Epic. Simply epic.

Why are you even posting on Sup Forums? How is this thread related to technology?

>Shit load of different types of nursing specialties - ranging from bad to the bone hardcore shit to management, to working with babies and children, to seemingly anything that suits your personality

>>Be nurse (male)
Wasn't that a running gag in House MD?

>Reddit spacing
lurk more before posting here

>Best of all? Hospitals/clinics/etc will hire you for simply having an Associates degree. That means, just passing community college.
>Why haven't you swallowed the RN pill yet, user?
RN is a 4 year minimum degree lel

don't lie, being a nurse sucks
at least in tech you can apply your knowledge and intelligence, and can even build a career or company by yourself. being a nurse you can't do much else

you are making money for the hospital you work for, the doctors you work for, etc. not much difference.

In USA, it's Associates

>You can apply your knowledge and intelligence

You can do the same thing in a variety if Nursing specialties too, though .

Furthermore, while fundamentally you have a point in regards to where the money is funneled to, you're still improving people's lives on a 1:1 scale that rewards you with their 1:1 gratitude.

You'll never get that in the office

too bad I don't give a shit about nursing

>Gratitude for cleaning up my shit caked ass
So rewarding

>Potential to make as much or more as engineers, etc, etc
Is that actually true? I've been out of college for three years and I make six figures as a software engineer.

>charging up the ass and putting people in debt for unnecessary or useless treatments
>improving people's lives
And before some third world shitholer goes on about how it's """free""" in their country, the costs are just put on the taxpayers instead. Most of the medicine industry is a scam and you are facilitating it.

associates PLUS 2 years in a nursing program, which is intensive and requires a constant B average at least or else you get dropped

>You can do the same thing in a variety if Nursing specialties too, though .
I expressed myself wrongly, I meant to say: in tech, you have to keep learning and discovering new things. I guess you don't do that much

>Furthermore, while fundamentally you have a point in regards to where the money is funneled to, you're still improving people's lives on a 1:1 scale that rewards you with their 1:1 gratitude.
well, true, people never show their gratitude for your newly created technological tool, most of the time they just use it and feel entitled to it. I've been to hospitals, though, also I've worked in places where you have to deal with people, and sometimes, you not only don't get any gratitude, they will insult you, treat you like shit, treat you as if you were their slave, etc. I've seen this myself many times...

Because I dislike people in general and I'd rather not spend half of my day cleaning up bodily fluids; dealing with sick individuals, crusty old people, and annoying children. Because I'm not a complete retard, and I'd rather spend my time more wisely doing something less stress inducing (I've been self employed for the better part of the last decade, and I'm semi retired now).

Maybe you should deal with the shitty life/career choices you've made OP, instead of posting threads on Sup Forums and Sup Forums about your post purchase rationalization.

>Shit load of different types of nursing specialties - ranging from bad to the bone hardcore shit to management, to working with babies and children, to seemingly anything that suits your personality

toprntobsn.com/best-nursing-careers-based-on-salary-and-demand/

there's at least 8 different roles where you can earn $

No, it's an Associates. Especially for men.

yeah but u have to clean shit, not be autistic and deal with your patients actually dying in front of you

>Shit load of different types of nursing specialties - ranging from bad to the bone hardcore shit to management, to working with babies and children, to seemingly anything that suits your personality

none of those seem good if I'm autistic

>200k
>programming
Where?
And while you are at it, whats the salary after CoL? Remember, you can still earn 75k and be going broke if you live in silicon valley/san francisco/seattle/[insert west coast tech city].

>nobody provides source
[citation needed]

Google registered nurse associates degree wtf.

Why would I want take on a completely emasculated profession?

Listen we are happy you have a job with a fucking career, but don't think you are something special for shoving that shit in unemployed neets faces

You posted this shit in /sci/ and /biz/ already nobody gives a fucking shit man. Just be happy you got somewhere in life and you aren't a crack head.

Lel being a doctor is really brutal and basically have to give up your life.

Nah fag, burden of proof is on you.

>How is this thread related to technology?
Because he said STEM one time lol.

>Why are you even posting on Sup Forums?
See he tried to make people mad on other boards and wanted a different result.
Motherfucker didnt even change the filename. LOL.

rosario3.com/noticias/Jornada-de-Perfeccionamiento-en-Ventilacion-Mecanica-en-Pediatria-y-Neonatologia-20170724-0068.html
Hmm it seems as if the (760x428) image comes from a hispanic website so he probably isnt white / asian. Might also explain the false sense of superiority and general braggadocio about the fellow

>You're not just ultimately helping your company meet its bottom line so your boss can buy his new speedboat on time
If you think doctors arent doing this exact same thing you are delusional.

Go look up what a doctor earns working in ER as opposed to a specialist Consultant.
Or compare what a Consultant earns as opposed to a medical director.

I write the software you use that reminds you to actually give your patients meds and take vitals you mouth breather

>implying you don't have a boss when you actually have to lick the doctor's asshole so deep you start to like the taste of shit at some point.
>implying you actually save lives, like if you're a surgeon or a doctor, when you actually just do what the doctor tells you to do or you get screamed at/reported/fired.
>implying you have time to do something else after a 10hour night shift.
>implying your job is better than staring a screen all day when all you do consists of hanging IVs, medicate, fill documents, rinse & repeat. No lunch breaks, no time to actually care about patients. An assembly line worker has pretty much the same day, with better shifts and less responsibilities.
>implying you're not spending most of your life in an enviroment full of sick people, to the point you ask yourself if you're the sick, much like prison guards.
>implying people like me who develop and maintain medical devices, networks in hospitals, create things that make life easier for everyone, yourself included, aren't doing something more important to humanity, fun and rewarding than you.
>tfw you're so stupid to believe all you said, and will one day realize you're not better than a slave, with no real competences other than following orders.
>tfw you will start to despise the same patients you sworn to care about, but it will be too late because that's the only thing you can do to survive.
Thanks but no, I'll stare at my computer screen for 100k a year.

>be male nurse
Literally stopped reading right there. What are you, fucking gay?

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Haha the second post was the best post, no need to read further

Yeah no. I applied to 45 places after completing my CNA because I was going to go back to school for nursing and every single hiring manager told me some form of "men don't understand patients like womyn do, men aren't qualified to be CNAs/nurses".

You do the same except you make money for Schlomo to pay for refugees to invade your home. At least nurses help in the healing process while you do nothing but make shitty corporate software. Get off your high horse.

fag

at least we're not gay

Who cares?
Why isn't this thread deleted already, this has nothing to do with technology.

It is also a shit job, with shit hours and dealing with people in general is pretty shit.

>average to below average pay
>long shitty and inconsistent hours
>have to deal with largely ungrateful fucks that think they have cancer because they have a cough
>high chance of catching MRSA and losing a limb

no thanks

My math teacher in high school work for decades as nurse,buy houses,cars and more, amazing guy,amazing teacher and yes he is gay.

Yes, Nursing is cool and avoid pajeets and Muh I want make videogames.

Have a nice day :)

>gets every single point of his post destroyed
>"fucking jew!"
you already sounded pathetic, now you hit the bottom of the barrel. Call the devices who keep your clients alive "shitty corporate software", then turn them off and try to save them with your "healing powers", delusional slave.

>"my website can beat up ur website"

I dont even like drinking coffee from the communal coffee pod machine at my job as a dev or touching surfaces others touch. No way in hell i would want to be standing on my feet all day around ill people.

Too much of a beta boypussy to get the MD huh?

Not the guy that you mentioned to, to be honest, if I wanted to be working as a male nurse then the only thing I'd work in would be radiology. Seems actually interesting to me and you could specialize to be an actual radiologist.

teh other user is right, while you're cleaning shit of old bill's asshole, or whiping the disgusting abscesses off a fat-fuck amerilard, i'm over here making gaymes for mad cash from soybois, and mapping out the human genome using machine intelligent analytics, and tearing down tyranies with a funny gif using an exploint they never spotted, and developing the apps you use to look up answers to your medical """exams""" and replacing fags like you with robots, all while still having the free-time to go to the gym every other day, and hang out with my friends, and shitpost on Sup Forums, every day.

But if it makes you feel better, stay deluded. maybe mommy will finally love you if you lipo-succ at least 50 more fat-fuck sub-human retards?

Sure you larping faggot. Anyone who makes and mantains those devices know the importance of nurses since they mainly use your devices, and wouldn't be shitting on them. Without nurses helping doctors, hospitals would be failures.

>male nurse was better then the doctors

I thought the point of being a programmer is to make a 1hour long problem pay you 6hours in pay.

Smart boy

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nurses are the pajeets of medicine, they do the jobs the doctor doesn't have the time to do or simply doesn't care to do, just like how pajeets do the shit no self-respecting SE does.

>Best of all? Hospitals/clinics/etc will hire you for simply having an Associates degree. That means, just passing community college.
Is this true?
I've got a masters in STEM but no jerbs, if all I need is an associates I might just go do it. I'm good AF at school.

0/10. You can do better than that. Falling back to shitty analogies with Sup Forums's boogeyman is low tier bait and prove you have no real argument.

its a meme

just imagine being surrounded by women so much that you get the estrogen going and need attention just to survive. the cognitive dissonance of the "i save lives" meme. I bet he has stickers on his car or laptop that say something along those lines if not a RN sticker or the rod of Asclepius somewhere on his car or his laptop, this dude is so addicted to attention and social signaling that he no longer even sees it. And then you probably treat all the rest of the hospital staff like garbage, I'm a RN i don't have to be nice to you CNAs, phlebotomists, RTs, I'm as good as a doctor. Just shut the fuck up and get out.

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You're not doing any of that. You are playing video games all day or jacking off to lolis. How can you have delusions like these but have the nerve to call someone else deluded? End your life you larping faggot.

>Sup Forums's boogeyman
not really, the industry legitimately hires good SE's to make the code, then hires pajeets to maintain it and turn it into super-shitty bloat-ware before calling back those SE's to fix the shit the pajeets caused. I've seen this far too many times for it to be any Sup Forums ""bogeyman"".

The fact still stands though: nurses are the pajeets of medicine, worthless without a doctor who's ass they can kiss.

>projecting this hard

>"""male""" nurse

>being this delusional

>"i bet if i project even harder they will submit to my superior abilities to wipe someone elses asshole!"

want nothing to do with the medical field, that's why.

You haven't seen shit you larping faggot. Everyone here lies or extremely over exaggerates anything they see in real life just to fit into this shitstain of a bored. End your life. Like another user said here, nursing is an occupation with many fields where you can find fulfilling work helping patients without having to spend 10+ years in school and still get good pay. It's like how there are soulless corporate code monkeys (like you) or people who make smart and useful tools that impact people.

using double space for any text is just disgusting formating, and it's especially retarded when it's not for separating paragraphs like OP did

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*Board.

Larping on this board won't make your fantasies come true. Go ahead and bring down governments with gifs, make video games, and map out human DNA you faggot. Anyone can make huge claims on this anonymous board. Either show proof or end your life you delusional faggot.

Sue for discrimination then retire with your jewgolds.

Nurses need to be paid less. I’m 21 finishing up my CS degree. Every female loser from my hometown is trying to be a nurse. I swear this profession attracts the worst type of female. Slutty(every girl that I’ve dated who wanted to be a nurse was a whore or took some form of antidepressants). It makes me laugh that they can get a 2 year degree and be paid pretty well.

Talk shit all you want, it’s overpaid and you know it.

someone sounds angry.
go sit in the corner jimmy, mommy will not be pleased that you are using such naughty words on the internet :^)

>Either show proof or end your life you delusional faggot.
agreed user, please show us proof of how "great" your shitty life as a shit-engineer is in your """STEM""" job as an ass-wiper?

That's really nice dear.
What does this has to do with technology though?

As usual. No proof. Whatever man. You can larp all you want.

If you like it so much, why do you feel the need for confirmation from some nerds online?
I think you are spending too much time with women OP

>End your life.
no u.

> It's like how there are soulless corporate code monkeys (like you) or people who make smart and useful tools that impact people.
wow its almost like my statement about nurses being the pajeets of medicine is exactly the same argument...
Honsetly you need to get your head out of your ass, you aren't helping anyone, you are a tool used by doctors, not a doctor. Just as an actor is a tool used by a director. Your worthless without someone worth a damn defining your """worth""" by what you can do FOR THEM.

I never said I was a nurse. You are making grand claims about being the Chad of STEM but anyone can make shit you here. But this is the internet, why would anyone lie?

>hurr durr wheres yur pruuf
go back

>not a nurse
Stop posting.

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A nurse isn't dependent on a single doctor for work. A nurse can use the knowledge they learn to help make a patient's life better. Why is that so hard for you to understand? How is a nurse not helping even if they are a tool?

>the Chad of STEM
never said that, just said nurses are worthless tools and any nurse who thinks they are "helping people" or "making a difference" is a delusional faggot who needs a reality check.

>Donald Trump meme
>reddit spacing
>reddit meme
you need to go back and ask for upvotes with your shitty larping.

Read

you aren't making a difference though. People cutting you lawn for you aren't "cahnging the world" or "making life better", they're just making your grass shorter, a job you youself can do for free, but you pay them because you have more important things to do. Nurses are the retards who do what doctors could do but have more improtant things to do, your occupation is over-payed anyways, since most of you tards don't even prescribe the right dosages to """your""" patients.

>reddit spacing
>low T job
Color me surprised.

Nurses do the first level care. It helps give doctors more time to deal with more serious issues. It helps ease the workload of doctors. How is this not helping doctors and patients? I'm sure if all nurses are removed, hospitals will be backed up and even more inefficient than they are now. Also human contact and face to face care helps patients greatly. Doctors just show up for 5 minutes and leave. Are you this brain dead that you fail to understand this? I'm not even a nurse but I'm also not some faggot trying to feel superior to others.

>>Donald Trump meme
would you have preferred if i used this one instead, you fucking autist?

>>reddit spacing
this is reddit spacing.
these , are not, these are called formatting, a magical thing you are incapable of understanding with your peanut-brain.
What a weak-sauce fucking argument, you kankerhoer.


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>>LEL XDDD THIS MEME SHOWING user PUTTING YOU BACK IN LE REDDIT IS LE REDDIT MEME XDDDDDD
Krijg kanker en ga dood, hoer.

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> I'm not even a nurse but I'm also not some faggot trying to feel superior to others.
neither am i, i'm just some autists tearing down the deluded fags who think being a nurse is on par with being a doctor or first-respondent, they fill in for doctors but ultimately its the doctors or surgeons who save lives, not them. Yes they make the doctors job a bit easier, yes they provide some level of comfort to the patients, but its the doctor, not the nurse, who makes the difference. a teardrop in the ocean does not make it saltier.

The NCLEX-RN test requires a typical 2-4 year accredited nursing program (i.e AAS NURSING)