Internet of Things

>Internet of Things

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>Apple

>Bitcoin

What would you rather call it? "The domestic network of household appliances that you don't normally expect to be connected to the internet"?

>Strawberry Fields Forever

Thing's Internet

Botnet of Things

Network of Appliances
>net apps

The Thingosphere

>windows command prompt

IPv6 was a mistake

>Blockchain

How about "appliances that aren't connected to the internet because holy shit that's a bad idea"

"Son, the microwaves got infected again. get your inetnavi and clean it up"

The vulnerability of things

>Deep learning

Jewish Tricks

>Internet of Things
You mean feminazis on the internet?

"Consumerist trash".

>serverless computing

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Normie botnet technology

>pickle rick

Has anyone actually unironically purchased a smart fridge with hopes it would somehow revolutionize their food and drink cold storage workflow?

Why do you want your toaster hooked to the network?

why not

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powerful

Will roasties run linux?

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So you can print text on a piece of toast.

>the retards who made ipv4 couldn't have predicted that we would run out of ip addresses due to exponential increase in personal computers thus making it retarded as fuck for the implementation of the standard that actually works
ftfy

>he doesn't get his RSS feed on his toast
ISHYGDDT

what did she mean by this ?

>giving hackers more door to enter in your local network

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Every time.

>Electron

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>machine learning

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>cyber

>"I have a 64-bits CPU"

No it's 64-bit Pajeet. There is no plural "s".

Women are appliances, like wifi kettles.

What did he mean by this ?

>Why do you want your toaster hooked to the network?
So I can call my toaster from the bathroom (where I'm taking my sexy selfie to post online) and have it start my toast so it will be ready by the time I'm out to the kitchen.
>But how do you get the bread in the toaster beforehand?
Amazon in-home morning bread delivery. Duh! >Suddenly, I think this isn't as funny as it is a sad state of current affairs.

I suppose this might be good for the wealthy elite who don't buy their own groceries or make their own food. They just raid the refrigerator during the day and night, and the next morning, the kitchen staff can get an alert on what's been eaten and what needs to be bought.

"He drank 6 liters of Diet Shasta last night? Better stock up."

Why would the kitchen staff need technology to do a basic inventory?
And would all the cabinets be "smart" too?

I'm not a supporter of any of this, mind you, but I was just trying to think of some valid reason from the user's viewpoint. The cabinets will be smart once they figure out how to get a light to always be on when the cabinet door opens (so the cameras can see what's being taken out). This just makes me feel violated.

The way IPv6 works is harmful though.

They should have just upgraded 32bit IPv4 addresses to 64 bit and kept NAT.

>2040 AD
>neighbour pirates an mp3 on your wifi
>"smart"-devices detect piracy occurring over your wifi
>smart-door and windows lock you inside your home
>smart-lights flash intensely
>smart-dog starts biting your balls
>smart-TV turns on some music at full volume to drown out your screams
>smart-thermostat goes on its highest temperature setting
>smart-oven releases deadly gas
>smart-fire starts burning the house down
>your death is listed in the obituaries as a suicide
This is the future you chose.

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This is exactly the scenario they'll use to market personal surveillance technology.

"You don't want this to happen to you, do you, citizen? For a limited time only, come on down to Dr. Nick's Ocular Outpatient Surgery to receive Vision Micro-Chip implants which log where you are and what you're doing, 24 hours a day. Avoid legal false-positives, and being bitten in the balls by your smart-dog! All for the low-low price of 500 cups of 'nice coffee'. Hurry now while supplies last!"

Botnet

The internet.
How does a fridge connecting to it make it different?
It's a fridge that connects to the internet.

Surveillance Engine 2.0

Ah. Blurring the lines between the IoT and just plain, good ol' buddy Internet will be phase 2. "The smart-lights in your bedroom? They're just the same old internet you're used to. Nothing to see here. Would we ever Zuckerberg to you? Trust us."

Botnet, what are some good Apple Pie recipes?

I don't know but YOU sir are awesome!
*gives reddit gold*

*disables your heating*

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Idiot tax

>wifi enabled
>smart
>juicer
>with machine learning,
>3d printing,
>and rgb

Congrats, you now have 240 million dollars from google

Network of poorly secured devices.

"S" in IoT stands for Security

>Smart-oven releases deadly gas
Fucking kek

Ok, let's see if she'll run DOOM