/csg/ Chink Shit General

In /csg/, we discuss the cheap shit you see on Gearbest, Taobao, AliExpress, Banggood, eBay and similar sites.

>IRC channel
qchat.rizon.net/?channels=/csg/
#/csg/ on rizon

>Discord link
discord.gg/bUJ3VGM

>Chink Shit Randomiser
chinkshit.xyz/random/

>Chink Shit Wiki
wiki.installgentoo.com/index.php/Chink_shit_general

>Chink Shit Infographic
chinkshit.xyz/infographic.pdf

>News
• user minds his own beeswax • user bought IEMS two weeks ago and the stiller is a lazy cunt about shipping it • user got a screen for his Raspberry Pi 3 • user DIYs some chink EL wire into a sign • Nice clock user • user has trouble unlocking his Xiaomi phone • user receives magnetic flux indicator foil, some glass cutter and a cheap scalpel >Old news
• user's new bicycle light arrived
• Several anons with newly memed Neewer NW3U microphones is a bit quiet because of Windows 10 a shit, requires software to fix this
• user gets AliExpress coupon just for opening their app
• user posts his small collection of chink shit
• user plays around with the IR blaster on his Xiaomeme phone
• user disputes package ahead of it s arrival
• user posts dark image of a media player (probably a Benjii)
• user worries about the safety of chink power plug adapters
• user bought new pads for his KOSS headphones
• Chinks copy chinks
• user got a good deal on a BAOFENG
• user's new Xiaomi Temp sensor sometimes goes all black for 3 seconds, it arrived in a beaten up box
• Can't go wrong with 8Bitdo controllers
• user got some longboard trucks and wheels


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webunit.co.uk/TVBOXES/charts/tvboxchart.html
youtube.com/watch?v=Ntg5VRjfdqU
gearbest.com/action-cameras/pp_1175230.html
hometheatrelife.com/rk3399-vs-s912/
gearbest.com/action-cameras/pp_411149.html
techtablets.com/xiaomi-mi-notebook-pro/
fr.aliexpress.com/store/product/Genuine-Razer-Deathadder-3500DPI-3-5G-Infrared-Sensor-Gaming-Mouse-Right-handed-Design-Egonomic-Gaming-Mouse/2793050_32787920662.html?spm=a2g0w.12010606.layer-43txss.9.161e4a34C8W3m4&scm=1007.14677.92203.0&scm-url=1007.14677.92203.0&pvid=2a4f5a32-8446-471c-9eed-f670105fa6d2
thinkgeek.com/product/2940/
aliexpress.com/item/New-Creative-Computer-Anti-peep-mirror-Back-View-Mirror-Rear-Mirror-for-Computer-KT0270/32692689066.html
s.aliexpress.com/iMRbqA7J
youtu.be/-K31S2xqZIk
aliexpress.com/item/LED-Digital-Alarm-Clock-Mirror/32826524624.html
aliexpress.com/item/High-quality-Picasso-roller-ball-pen-with-Gold-Carving/32802610760.html
aliexpress.com/item/Pulp-Fiction-Jules-Wallet/32837349750.html
aliexpress.com/item/Baseus-3-IN-1-TYPE-C-a3-charge-Cable/32817825413.html
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gearbest.com/cell-phones/pp_1660531.html?wid=4
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I'm considering replacing my current android tv box.

The only - but important - problem I got with the current box is that it can't handle 1080p h264 10bit video (incorrect playback)

So the new box I'm eyeing is the "H96 Max" which sorta looks like it handles 1080p h264 10bit, according to information I've seen.
webunit.co.uk/TVBOXES/charts/tvboxchart.html

Opinions on andoid tv boxes?
Does anyone here have the H96 Max?

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>expecting shitty CPU to handle 10bit playback.
Build a CPU based HTPC and join the x86_64 playback masterrace

Want to try buying shit but dunno what to buy. Feels indecisive, man.

buy small cute cheap stuff first. My first purchase was a shark sd card.

Either build a htoc like the user said or buy a decent sbc, case and other components you need and compile Arch/gentoo to your needs for it.

I regret buying one of these boxes a bit. It's still useful but android is a big bottleneck and all I use is Mobdro (rarely) and perfect player.

A tv box feels like perfect for me, I really can't see any reason why I would need something significantly more expensive / powerful like a htpc.

If 1080p h264 10bit was also supported I would be 100% content, I would then have absolutely every functionality I can think of.

Would you like to elaborate on why you consider htpc so much better than a tv box?

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what's the quintessential [young moderately attractive chinese lady holding up smartphone] chinkphone?

Just get HEVC releases instead.
Nothing supports 264 10bit

cant play bloatgirls 1080p hi10p flac placebo sw decode videos

What's the best chink laptop with >14" screen under $500?

Are there any good chinkshit video cameras? I need one to record myself doing smut in my butt.

>dude.

Doesnt need to have audio, but would be nice.

Only good chink video cameras are action cams.

Are they good for recording smut of myself?

Recommendations

>Enjoy your shiny plastic ties.
Do you have even a shred of evidence for that vulgar and outlandish comment?

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youtube.com/watch?v=Ntg5VRjfdqU

Thats really nice, but that is way too much Im willing to pay for a chinkshit camera.

Got something more like €100?

gearbest.com/action-cameras/pp_1175230.html

>gearbest.com/action-cameras/pp_1175230.html
This looks really good actually. Can I connect it to my PC and just use as traditional webcam/camera?

Here they state that Rockchip RK3399 supports 10-bit H.264 at 2160p@60fps


hometheatrelife.com/rk3399-vs-s912/

>In terms of video playback, the Rockchip RK3399 is positioned as a powerful chip for media playback. It can play modern codecs like 10-bit H.264 at 2160p@60fps and 10-bit H.265 at 2160p@60fps

>This is similar to the Amlogic S912, though Amlogic’s processor only handles 8-bit H.264 at 2160p@30fps, excluding the 10-bit H.264 codec favored by Anime fans and 4K 60fps H.264 videos.

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>Can I connect it to my PC and just use as traditional webcam/camera?
With very quick look that won't work.

There are some cheaper cameras that does webcam, but of course quality ain't as good.
gearbest.com/action-cameras/pp_411149.html

Lenovo Thinkpad haha

haha

This one is actually more expensive than the previous one and looks like a lot worse quality.

The size of it isnt so important to me.

>The size of it isnt so important to me.
Maybe not to you, but other men don't think that way.

the secret to ordering chink shit is to have so much coming that youre pleasantly surprised all month long

Bad dragon toys dont know themselves user~

knot*

For those of you who have a Xiaomi Amazfit Bip, does it pair/work with a RN4 running on LineageOS for microG, that is without GApps?

Hello csg, what are the best Bluetooth headphones I can get under 100$? Should I just pull the trigger on the Bluedio T4S? Apparently everybody loves these, anyone had first hand experience with them?

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Are there any decent chink 4k tvs for about 300? would prefer something at least over 42" but im not gonna be super picky about it

Just got my chinkbook 15.6 from Ali.
ama

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shipping it alone would cost 300

is it acutally good?

I don't know how much the other user paid for it, but it is pretty good and it can be found at around $800:
techtablets.com/xiaomi-mi-notebook-pro/

I got it for 740 euros, it feels really premium and boots in like 3 seconds. You do need to get yourself an english copy of windows because it ships with chink only windows

fr.aliexpress.com/store/product/Genuine-Razer-Deathadder-3500DPI-3-5G-Infrared-Sensor-Gaming-Mouse-Right-handed-Design-Egonomic-Gaming-Mouse/2793050_32787920662.html?spm=a2g0w.12010606.layer-43txss.9.161e4a34C8W3m4&scm=1007.14677.92203.0&scm-url=1007.14677.92203.0&pvid=2a4f5a32-8446-471c-9eed-f670105fa6d2

Are these good in any ways for gayming ?

besides the "razer pro gaymer" look, they're actually pretty decent in my experience. at that price might as well go for it.

Do chinks sell a mirror like that?

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any opinions on the xiaomi notebook air?

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If you're gonna go the the box route, and want it to be consistent, you'll have to remove all bloatware, and gps and don't install anything you don't need (outside of mpv and Kodi). Thats all, it's not plug and play as most think. Even then I wouldn't trust it, but if you want to try it out that's up to you.

Marshall major II or Sony Y50 something

Are chink USB's reliable?
I'm in need of a 3.0+ 32GB+ drive, and the only ones I can find in stores close to me are close to $1 per GB.
Am Aus fag, so am trying to avoid paying for shipping on something like Newegg, since their lower prices tend to get fucked by the higher shipping price anyway.

fake capacities probably

Check out OP's randomizer or browse the dollar sales

thinkgeek.com/product/2940/

not chink and don't sell it any more

aliexpress.com/item/New-Creative-Computer-Anti-peep-mirror-Back-View-Mirror-Rear-Mirror-for-Computer-KT0270/32692689066.html

thanks!

Got mine 1 years ago at 380€
It's good for the price
Xubuntu work ootb (Wifi/BT/Usb C adapter)
Good battery (6-8h)
Silents as fuck (12" verison)

But I'll have prefered a 8Go version because 4Go is barely enought for an IDE + Word (via wine) + Browser (for dev preview + procrastinating) + Dockers n shit in background

nice. where did you buy it?
looks like it's about $500-600.

What does /csg/ think of
s.aliexpress.com/iMRbqA7J ?
>worth it?
>What is the actual capacity (20ah definitely wouldn't fit in there)
>Will the solar panel actually work?

gearbest + affiliation program + promotions (I guess they tried to get ride of all the 2016 model that use the intel m3-6Y30)
Good to know : You can plug 2 HDMI monitor to get a triple screen (3*1080p in my case) using the existing HDMI port + dodocool usb-C hub

I want to print custom floppy disk labels for my Amiga disks. Anyone who knows of a company that can print on paper suitable for writing on?

You should invest in something like the GOTEK USB to floppy emulator.

Search Ali for gotek there are plenty of results.

There is also an sd card version but this is a bit more expensive.

youtu.be/-K31S2xqZIk

I'm well aware of the existence of floppy emulators, I just happen to like floppy disks.

No worries.

I have lately run into problems with drive and track alignments, that prove to be a giant pain in the arse :(.

Difficult to find DD floppies for low prices nowadays too. I know a lot of people tape over the hole on HD disks, but if you're gonna cheap out like that you might as well just use a Gotek.

I have this same thing without the solar. I'd guess it has probably 5k total based on how much it charges a phone. With a solar panel, it's probably absolute garbo

the current state of Sup Forums moderation
rip

>Your item has been processed through a facility in SHENZHEN EMS, CHINA at 12:24 am on March 8, 2018.
It's been stuck at this for 2.5 weeks now, did I get scammed, Sup Forums?

I have same problem. The seller actually removed his store inventory completely for at least a week, but added new items the other day. None of the old items, including what I ordered, are there. It's been processed through SHENZHEN twice. The seller had good reviews.

nice. thanks for all the infos man.

I got my ms16 smartphone earphones, the best I've had, I'm still wasting for the case

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You can pair it with Gadgetbridge available on F-Droid, no need for GApps. Normally it pairs with the Mi Fit app.

>have aliexpress account for years
>never any real problems other than getting chinked occasionally
>try to order about $2 worth of crap
>need to upload pictures of bank statement, front and back of credit card and identity documents
What is this shit? It's a recipe for identity fraud. I uploaded pictures of the front of my credit card and my licence with sensitive information censored, if they're not happy with that they can go fuck themselves, I can get my chinkshit somewhere else

*waiting

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>Best I've had

What's your roster?

Bottom of the barrel chinkshit, I am not an audiophile.
Just disposable bootleg earphones that you get on the streets for one or two dollars, the ones that came with gadgets and a pair of nothingspecial samsungs that I got for like 5 bucks.
These are the first kind of serious audio equipment I get.

I want to waste some money. Can someone suggest me some frivolous chink shit I wouldn't know I would need until you link it here?

aliexpress.com/item/LED-Digital-Alarm-Clock-Mirror/32826524624.html
aliexpress.com/item/High-quality-Picasso-roller-ball-pen-with-Gold-Carving/32802610760.html
aliexpress.com/item/Pulp-Fiction-Jules-Wallet/32837349750.html
aliexpress.com/item/Baseus-3-IN-1-TYPE-C-a3-charge-Cable/32817825413.html

So far I've always gotten my shit from chinkland but do people actually get fucked. I mean it sucks to wait, but dont most sites have a Dispute function?

Looking to buy this:

aliexpress.com/item/Eafengrow-C94-BY23G-Pocket-Knife-8Cr13-Blade-Tactical-folding-knife-G10-Handle-mini-Knife-Outdoor-Tool/32842939473.html

Gotta be the orange one so the other black ones I found for $12 won't do.

Thing is, I don't think it originally cost $17 - just doesn't seem worth that. Did they jack up the prices of stuff to game the anniversary sale? Just wait 3 days then get it then?

What is the Aliexpress sale all about? Will all items be -15% off?

aliexpress.com/item/ORICO-5V1A-5V2A-Universal-USB-Charger-Travel-Wall-Charger-Adapter-Smart-Mobile-Phone-Charger-EU-UK/32800800603.html

y/n?

Just dropping this here

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Any other guitar players here ordered a Chibson (chinese gibson) or other chink counterfeit guitar from Ali with any success?

Doesn't this make mustard gas?

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It's normal that the screen turns black and reboots from time to time, it's the refresh method of e-ink displays to prevent "ghosting".

It's normal that the screen turns black and reboots from time to time, it's the refresh method of e-ink displays to prevent "ghosting".

does it have a spy camera (either for the chinese to spy on you, or for you to spy on other people)?

Nothing showing up on Ali for sosake, do I just look for 7.1 and match the image?

Are those stores selling the takstar 82 pro $10-15 bucks under MSRP legit?

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Nice try,Chang

Why not add some green leds for improved imaging and wider soundstage?

Why does Xiaomi make everything

Your package will get mishandled for sure

These don't happen to be UE900s, right? Having the same problem with my seller.

shipping in GB says
>Unregistered Air Mail(no tracking information)
does it really means that? is it worth paying $1 more for "Registered Air Mail" instead?

what happened to the guy that was documenting the growth of several "mint" plants?

Prison

Want to buy a redmi note 5 4/64
gearbest.com/cell-phones/pp_1660531.html?wid=4 ($232 - 7% coupon)
aliexpress.com/item/5/32857151412 ($261 - 20% anniversary sale)
aliexpress.com/item/6/32854848418.html ($282 - 20% anniversary sale)
Is any of these worth it? because I don't want my cellphone to arrive unsealed

You ever just buy chinkshit so you can look forward to getting something in the mail?

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