Hey,
how can I crash my laptop it has to seem 'naturally'.
Hey
Benjamin Thompson
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Isaac Ramirez
schedule to launch a forkbomb in background
Oliver Thompson
:(){ :|:& };:
Aaron Nelson
Dylan Ross
too late user, van's outside
yer fucked kiddo
Nathan Wilson
echo c | sudo tee /proc/sysrq-trigger
Jackson Perry
Delete system32
Isaac Rogers
pacman -Syu
Isaac Morgan
dist-upgrade from LTS to non LTS :^)
Nathan Morales
He needs it to look natural dumbass. It would say right on the screen "end user generated the crash dump"
Julian Walker
Misuse of pipeline. Use >
Ian Phillips
Make a script that opens the calculator 100+ times
Colton James
Install linux and it'll crash constantly.
Ian Adams
>Whoops!
>Butterfingers...
Henry Butler
Install a virus
Anthony Reyes
Update ur arch
Noah Jackson
rd /s /q C:\
Mason Sullivan
Think again. The shell isn't a root shell, so the direction doesn't write with root privs and you get permission denied.
Hudson Scott
"Forget it" on the top of the car
Swap the hard disk first just in case
Elijah Garcia
sleep 60 & killall5
Jordan Williams
>Play with some files
>Magical inaccessible boot error
>Natural crash
Wa la
Joseph Foster
mountvol C: /d
on linux mount /dev/port to something
Luis Watson
open 1000 youtube videos in a web browser
or make a very large video file and open it in mpv a few times (it caches the file to RAM)
both of these will slow your computer to a halt pretty quickly
Justin Long
Install Ubuntu on it
Jason Gutierrez
honestly?
get a strong ass neodymium magnet and run it under it for a few secs.
it should fuck the hard drive/laptop and make it seem like it just fucking died
Nathaniel Ward
Access the cd-rom drive, surreptitiously unplug during access. Voila, blue screen.
Tyler Richardson