Sup Forums humor thread.
Sup Forums humor thread
Ryan King
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Gavin Hill
Holy fuck my sides
Benjamin Scott
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Sebastian Price
Caleb Fisher
Mason Long
sounds normal
wtf
lol
Lucas White
This shit makes me laugh every time.
Daniel Nelson
Whats wrong
Benjamin Hernandez
they just want their hentai
James Sullivan
Hellmann's is a brand of mayonnaise, at least here in Europe
Owen Myers
Jace Martinez
Christopher Fisher
A lot of things, actually
Aiden Jackson
>poopnugget
>users would have received a technically accurate but tedious lecture
top fucking lel
Aiden Scott
1.7%
Justin Phillips
That story is so fake
Carter Jones
> Le 1.7% face
Justin Hall
>still ahead of Rust and Java
Isaac James
tfw using golang
Juan Taylor
Jack Hughes
Ethan Lopez
Parker Bailey
motherboard.vice.com
Justin Jones
...
Hunter Martinez
Luis Morris
yeah, using PGA instead of based LGA is funny indeed
John King
>EIGHT(8)
Jaxon Wright
Oh I get it, Sup Forums isnt funny
Aiden Morris
/thread
Grayson Phillips
so much wrong with this picture.
first off, switch Java and PHP. Java is magnitudes faster than Javascript. Switch C and C++. Nothing is faster than C. and Rust is third fastest
Asher Ortiz
this one fucking murders my sides every time
Joshua Jones
I don't get it
Jacob Lee
a single drive failure took down an 8 drive raid array, because that's how Raid 0 works and only an idiot would actually use it.
Cooper Moore
I'm doing great
Levi Mitchell
>Using RAID 0
>Ever
Jayden Reyes
Are you serious?
Angel Brooks
The day Sup Forums got told hard
Christopher Davis
>more than 2 drives
>not RAID 5 or 6
look at all that empty space, you could even do RAID 10
Joshua Martin
That much porn
Matthew Davis
Humor thread, not rage.
Thomas Hall
For raw read/write speed or for stuff that don't get used much (such as 2nd copy of data that stays shutdown) nothing wrong with Raid 0. or as M$ calls it via disk manager, spanning
Jackson Evans
What are you even storing? What did you lose?
Jaxon Thomas
bump
John Smith
>C is faster than C++
yeah mang I'm afraid it's not 2003 anymore. That's okay, you can overload functions, you can use classes, nothing bad is gonna happen if you decide to write succinct code that makes sense instead of worrying about memory leaks all the time.
Henry Sanchez
>And AMD is faive celehrons
Great pic
Landon Gutierrez
Logan Cox
This is no "bug". This is a baked-in backdoor placed there by a Deep-State operative working inside Apple.
Sebastian Hill
stop being so paranoid, apple cooperates with governments, they got asked to put it in and then did, theres no conspiracy
Zachary Green
Ryder Jones
1.7%
Hunter Russell
Wanna know how I can tell you never used Linux or Unix?
Thomas Green
considering I use it on my laptop, desktop and servers yes
>>>screenfetch -t
/:-------------:\ jessica@wall-e
:-------------------:: OS: Fedora
:-----------/shhOHbmp---:\ Kernel: x86_64 Linux 4.9.14-200.fc25.x
/-----------omMMMNNNMMD ---: Uptime: 1h 48m
:-----------sMMMMNMNMP. ---: Packages: 3083
:-----------:MMMdP------- ---\ Shell: bash 4.3.43
,------------:MMMd-------- ---: Resolution: 3000x1920
:------------:MMMd------- .---: DE: MATE 1.16.1
:---- oNMMMMMMMMMNho .----: WM: Metacity (Marco)
:-- .+shhhMMMmhhy++ .------/ GTK Theme: 'Adwaita-dark' [GTK2/3]
:- -------:MMMd--------------: Icon Theme: menta
:- --------/MMMd-------------; Font: Sans 10
:- ------/hMMMy------------: CPU: Intel Core i5-2500 @ 4x 3.7GHz [4
:-- :dMNdhhdNMMNo------------; GPU: Gallium 0.4 on llvmpipe (LLVM 3.9
:---:sdNMMMMNds:------------: RAM: 2037MiB / 7942MiB
:------:://:-------------::
:---------------------://
Landon Gray
My sides kekekekek
Ryan Allen
>three thousand packages
christ
Joseph Long
I need every last one lad, all jokes aside I just install a ton of shite and never uninstall it
Cameron Lewis
You are supposed to put the mayonnaise on top of the chip between it and the cooler. You aren't supposed to squirt the mayonnaise directly into the CPU socket. That's retarded. You are supposed to pour drop of motor oil into the cpu socket to ensure the chip slides in ok.
Robert Hughes
Audibly keked.
Chase Myers
fag
Gavin Fisher
>cooperating in secrecy is not a conspiracy
Daniel Gonzalez
This is actually beautiful
Landon Nguyen
always
Chase Price
>I'd just like to interject for a moment
Aiden White
But go has enum types
Nathaniel Rogers
>C++
>succinct
Logan Mitchell
>C++
>without memory leaks
Camden Bailey
oh my god I see a retard. u re fucking retard. so fuck you retard.
Eli Martin
>what is RAII
>what is shared_ptr/unique_ptr et al
>what are memory instrumentation tools like Valgrind
Jacob Williams
Forgot about that one. Poor guy...
Ryan Williams
Fuck off
Tyler Hernandez
through dick, unity
Andrew Russell
you there
Caleb Baker
Josiah Murphy
>Gets worse core performance than the 45nm CPUs before it
>there are people on Sup Forums still recommending it to budget builders
Levi Russell
explain me please thanks
Easton Gray
Alexander Bennett
made me mad
Justin Gutierrez
William Sanchez
Elijah Evans
>$7000
Leo Stewart
>"I'll take it"
Wyatt Turner
Andrew Flores
it took a couple years but we're finally there boyos
Jonathan Moore
Brayden Parker
>a bunch of RenPy games and XP era visual novels
Wow, incredible.
Camden Watson
>implying the japs play anything else
I was pleasantly surprised when I found out that steins gate worked ootb too.
Hudson Lee
makes me mad, every time
Isaac Sanchez
I know, it's just the least impressive thing technologically. To be fair though things like Unity also support Linux, which is definitely a massive plus.
Hudson Rogers
The more I look at it, the more I laugh
Dylan Ward
Neat, I wonder if Stallman has played starless yet
Aaron Gray
That was the best one kek
Ethan Bennett
Is that man butt
Justin Barnes
Yes.
David Powell
Sup Forums's resume
Christian Harris
>Call me
>No phone #
Stay classy, Sup Forums.
Josiah Fisher
kek
also wat model is that, i need one
Ian Adams
raid 10 or 5 is the way to go
Levi Foster
type orientation uint8
const (
straight orientation = iota
you
are
a
faggot
)
Ryan Gomez
>that one with Modi on it
Ian Hall
Don't hire pajeets and you won't have memory leaks
Thomas Russell