Nvidia: MORE YOU BUY, MORE YOU SAVE GOY

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THE MORE YOU BUY
THE MORE YOU SAVE
REPEAT AFTER ME

GRIP IT

>500X IN 5 YEARS
THANK YOU, BASED NVIDIA!

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can repost Amada's again.

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MUH GAYMES

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DOCTOR DOCTOR

CLOUD TUPPERWARE

>350lbs GPU

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>THE MORE YOU BUY
>THE MORE YOU SAVE
>REPEAT AFTER ME

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EASY PEASY

I don't think I follow guys. Huang says that shitbox is 500x faster than two 580s. But it costs 1500x more than two 580s. Where is the value.

reminder

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Gayming technology should go to Sup Forums

Can it game?

...

comparing $1000 worth of GPUs with $399,000 worth of GPUs

>ai
>gaming

nvidia, we coming for you bitch neeggas

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PLASTER

SLUUUURP

PLASTER

PLASTER

These servers have nothing to do with gaymes...

Michael Rayfield will save Radeon

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P
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Rape of learning

NEW WORD

Markets aren't impressed

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REMEMBER: PLASTER.

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stock always drops when companies talk

THE MORE YOU BUY

the more you spend the less you spend
the more you spend the less you spend

that's orwellian double speak kikery deployed with goebellain repetition.
He's setting you up for 1k gtx 1180's

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IM GONNA STICK THAT IN M YDATA CENTER

>I invented this word

"Ladies and Gentlemen, I invented this word!"

WE ARE NOT WORTHY

LEARNING


plaster

>THE MORE YOU BUY THE MORE YOU SAVE

Time to drink again

just one more thing...

OH NO NO NO

He already spent 90 minutes talking about the same chip they introduced a year ago.
Market wants new stuff.

please clap

please clap

Hey, NV made the first mass-produced 25G serdes switch?
Noice.

asic? stick it up your data center

>I invented this word
>Only 10 000 Watts

Is this guy the cringe master ?

>THE MORE YOU BUY
>THE MORE YOU SAVE
Thought you were kidding - but he just said it again.

It's not why, though. NVidia announced suspension of all self-driving car tests globally a few hours ago. You know, the Uber thing.

ti for 1.2k, 6 months later.

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c'mon guys, aplaude me!

All that GPU supply being spent in nothing.
AI has no real applications beside differentiating cats from dogs in jpg.
It's like the 2000 internet boom.
It's not time yet.
Waiting on AI companies posting a positive result.

>Come on guys this is fairly good

I laughed at least

nvidia has no balls they're never going to do that memem

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This is the most amount of jewing I have ever heard in my entire life. Err...err...err...

MULTI LAYER PERCEPTRONS

WTF IM NOT GONNA BUY A PONYFAG GPU

THE MORE YOU SAVE

>plaster
>invented words
>THE MORE YOU BUY
>watts
>stick it in my datacenter
>uhhh uhh uhh

>something MLP
>multilayer perceptrons for gods sakes!

My sides are in fucking orbit

>Something something perceptron...

HE IS STUCK!

THE MORE YOU BUY

BIG BATTERY?

What the hell?

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1984 wasn't a fucking manual.
it was supposed to be a cautionary tale.

THE MORE YOU SAVE!

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KEKOLDY?

BUY SOME MORE PASCAL GOYS
NO NEWS GPU'S FOR YOU

improved version

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Wake up and smell the bullshit Nvidia faggots.

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THE MORE YOU BUY
THE MORE YOU SAVE

>Nvidia has confirmed that real-world self-driving tests are on hold after Arizona death in Uber collision. Jensen has not mentioned yet in GDC 18 keynote.

>Nvidia Drops 4%, Saying It Will Suspend Self-Driving Car Tests

LUL

now we can accelerate msrp's

What's he on about?
You can run a neural network on any toaster around.
It's training them that actually needs power.

Nice dubs. This will be the new Nvidia meme.

100x throughput

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Is he creating a cult?

he's gonna do it again

THE MORE YOU BUY
THE MORE YOU SAVE

>You can run a neural network on any toaster around.
No you can't. Still need a shitload of computations if you want to do it in real time

>you guys know the drill

>THE MORE YOU BUY
>THE MORE YOU SAVE
With a 100x speedup, imagine how much you'll save!!

KUBERNETES
> NEETS
> KUBER NEETS

>Come on guys, we have done it before
>THE MORE YOU BUY THE MORE YOU SAVE

Yes.

He's been doing it since 2009-2010.

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KUBERNETES ON NVIDIA GPUS
>KUBERNETES ON NVIDIA GPUS
>>KUBERNETES ON NVIDIA GPUS

BRING JOY

HE'S AWARE

he fucking did
the more you spend!

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The only thing that's going to save us is the Chinks at Bitmain coming out with Ethereum mining ASIC.

Yes, you can

BUT WHAT ABOUT MUH GAMES?

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hUH?!

LIFE IS COMPLETE

>It brings joy.
>There are people watching on the internet who will say: He has lost it.

He is becoming self-aware.

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LIFE COMPLETED