I found a ton of 4GB flash drives what should I do with them

I found a ton of 4GB flash drives what should I do with them

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Give them back jamal

goddamnit tyrone

Put some in your butt.
Enjoy.

put cp on them and drop them around the city

Store at most 4GB of data on each of them

Put malware on em and leave em in libraries

Load them with beginner's programming software and give them to Goodwill.

put keyloggers in them, write "bitcoin" on them, and drop around the city

put seinfeld on them and drop them around the city
also a few pictures of terry

load them full of tech/political/etc redpills and leave them around.

:^)

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sell them on a college campus for 5 dollars a pop

>install malware on them
>find a low-profile tech company in the area
>print out company logo on labels and stick to outside of flash drive
>drop flash drive in parking lot of aforementioned company

burn loonix distros on them and drop them around campus

return the property deshawn

>Timmies
Hello fellow leaf. Excellent shitpost thread you have here.

Buy a USB hub and make a RAID array

Put a numhered text file on each and fill it with about 50 random numbers and letters and then drop them around a park or something. It will be worth it if even one retard wastes an afternoon becaus of that.

that episode was terrible

this would be a good idea but most people who don't use linux probably don't even know how to boot from them

RAID those bitches

Load them with redpill infographs about the Jews and leave them in various places.

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You must be retarded if you think this does anything.

Set them up in a RAID64 array and store your porn on them.

Put pizza on them and drop on streets

Caches the HDD.

Load them with redpills and leave them in high schools. Real weaponry to fight real enemies.

Malware + deaddrops.

raid

"""found"""

put templeos on them and hand them out to random people

episode of what
has this been done before?

DeMarques why do you keep doing this?

mr robot pretty much did the same

This would be interesting

unironically this
it's a big performance increase assuming you have an HDD.

nigga please

Create a 24GB RAID 5 array

>found
Nigger detected

ayyy

Put CP and homing beacon to FBI on there. Also add malware and lock their PC up staying "install Gentoo".

Put malware, CP, far right propaganda and/or puzzles on them and drop them off in public locations.

>make virus that automatically reports IP and hard drive contents to FBI while downloading all the CP it can
>fill the rest with more CP

Except it doesn't. It only works in low memory scenarios, or if all your files are super tiny and it would take longer for the seek time than the read time.

but they already have malware and were deaddropped

Then replace the malware with your own and drop them back, duh.

(citation needed)

load them all with temple os and boot them to individual computers at once

Make them into static bombs and drop them in a public area.

anandtech did some benchmarks in low memory scenarios with Vista, 512MB to 2GB, and with 512MB launch times were impressively better with readyboost. I would love to see the topic revisted with USB 3.0 and very fast drives, as it might provide more tangible benefits. However, in the age of SSDs or hybrid hard disks, readyboost feels like a remnant of the past, a mere stop gap for the droves of underpowered systems of the era.

wow what the fuck im in the cybersecurity field how have i not heard of this show before? is it good?

Doesn't that just make it act as a swap partition?

They have the Tim Horton's logo, a Canadian coffee chain. You should be addressing him properly as "Ahmed."

I have a T430 with 6GB of RAM and a shitty 1TB HDD and adding a 2GB SD card as readyboost is making me boot Windows 7 a lot faster

>flash drives with Tims logo
Roll up the rim prizes lmao

it's meh but you might get something out of it for the little tech they're showing

Why the fuck you stealing shit tyrone?

underr8ed

It is good, not accurately amazing but if you know your stuff you'll like it.

It's mostly some script kiddies stuff though. It's enjoyable.

The whole show is far-fetch to be honest (the plot).

It's like the oldest trick in the book when it comes to pentesting smaller security retarded companies.

Get a USB hub and RAID the bastards.

Distribute Marxist Literature

Use your fucking mind dumbass. The bus to the USB is even slower than a SATA 2 HDD.
No, it isn't. First of all that feature isn't even working during boot time. Second, there's no reason why more RAM would make a computer boot faster. You are either lying to us or lying to yourself.

fill it with porn.

This.

might want to get a PCI-E usb hub, to avoid bottlenecking it though

this

actually nevermind that might not be neccessary,
these are most likely cheap USB 2.0 afterall

RAID0 boot drive for your work computer

Up the ass they go

It doesn't actually work

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Make a mixtape, pit it on them, give it to people.

Flash a Gentoo iso on each one

Doesn't that make the USB a shitty ram then? Faggot

>he doesnt into swap

Put a different live distro on each one. Keep them in a bag or toolbox or something.

If they aren't 3.0 then just trade software with friends on them. (optical media or other pirated flash)

We need to bring back the sneakernet again and the idea of sharing data in person

forget sneakernet, I want a lan party

>Doesn't that make the USB a shitty ram then? Faggot

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Doing something nice for the children. Fill them up with games so they can pass them around in school to play with friends. Or fill them up with stupid shit like recordings of fart noises and drop them around middle/high schools bathrooms.

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SHOE ON HEAD
SHARPIE IN POOPER

This

raid with hub, and install something on them?

I readyboosted a flashdrive on a thinkpad, and it actually improved my experience.

too bad kids are helpless idiots and cannot plug a flash drive into an ipad

you think OP should casually walk into middle school/ high school bathrooms?

Put that them in raid 0

this but put that german pedo game on it. along with some Sup Forums stuff.

>Fill them up with games so they can pass them around in school to play with friends
this

or a noob-friendly linux distro with instructions how to try it and some useful links

basically a live usb with a readme file that can be read on Windows

I like you user

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use as bootsticks for esxi,kvm ?

this, here's a video for you:
hooktube.com/watch?v=dougISKs2vQ

It does however it's crippled to aftermarket solutions like eboostr, like it'll rebuild cache after every boot.

eboostr is unfortunately broken on win10. It does include benchmarking tool so you can try it yourself. If you're on win7 and hdd it'll make huge difference.