>Machine learning
Machine learning
Jordan Jenkins
Carson Hill
>Data Science
Alexander Foster
>cloud base machine learning blockchain backed platform
Jeremiah Williams
huh?
Parker Reed
>rgb
Benjamin Foster
>neural network pythonista
Camden Brooks
>Artificial Intelligence
Adam Scott
>GAYMENG MATTERBOARD
Parker Williams
Buzzwords suck, but they're also necessary so you don't have to explain everything to every suit who you have to interact with at your workplace.
Jaxon Ross
>Self-driving-ca-
Oh... It was an assistant, we... we had wrote this in tech notes.
Benjamin Phillips
>gaming *
Matthew Reed
>gaymining
Hudson Foster
>deep q-learning
Dylan Wood
>partner program
Jackson Martinez
>boost technology
Gavin King
Well, this one is not stupid. It allows CPU to work slightly harder, than it should, for small period of time, thus speeding up things.
Christopher Stewart
>as a service
Jaxson Allen
>document store
Henry Ortiz
>blockchain based convolutional neural network app to describe people on tinder to blind people.
Nicholas Ortiz
>Digital Rights Management
Adrian Sanchez
>deep learning
At least machine learning describes the process in a way that's not just a lie
Grayson Nguyen
LOOOOL now this is podracing
Luis Hill
>Internet of Things
Jaxson Martin
>elastic
>cloud
>web scale
>big data
>machine learning
>devops
>as a service
>plug and play
>inclusive
>high availability
>user friendly
>pooled storage
>VR
>self-driving
>managed code
>retina
>distributed
Zachary Martin
Theres this girl who's a business analyst and posts on linkedin about how "I build AI" or "I work in AI". She has a psychology degree. REEE she runs a regression and thinks she works in AI
Josiah Jackson
That's just your job getting automated, son.
Camden Garcia
Hers maybe, I'm comfy hiding like an autist and building the tools for these roasties to use.
Brody Ramirez
>Office-based time waster notification and automated monitoring system
Evan Barnes
>serverless
Samuel Collins
This has to be the worst fucking buzzword at the moment. All I see is vendor lock-in with AWS. We're going down a bad path we're a lot of companies are going to be so entrenched in the AWS ecosystem where they're going to get fucked at some point since they'll be at the mercy of AWS.
Aaron James
I think you mean
>Careening death steel on wheels with no responsibility for those it maims
Nolan Clark
lol the i5-8400 boosts to 3,8ghz for like 5 seconds then goes down. So they can act like it's really hitting that during gameplay
Landon Green
I’m glad my suspicion that these data science buzzwords are useless and gay. I’m an analyst, and I recently picked up some basic “data science” techniques under the eye of 2 senior data scientists. I start with logistic regression, do a few fancy models (random forest, gradient boosting, blah blah blah) and eventually come full circle to logistic regression. These data scientists reply with “yeah you gotta try ‘em all but it mostly boils down to feature selection and some parameter grid search” - after that whole experience I was like lel data science is a fucking joke. Just a bunch of self righteous faggots that like the word scientist in their title that are capable of basic python
Gabriel Stewart
>yfw the vast majority of the entire tech industry is complete bullshit, consisting of people trying to 1up each other demonstrating that their job is extremely complicated and important when ultimately you do dumb, simple shit 99% of the time
almost all job titles are a complete meme.
Michael Robinson
I mean, these guys have fairly useless degrees (physics+pure mathematics PhD) and turned to data science because i do math gûd. But yeah. Data science is 99% data prep and 1% running a script to loop through different models and scoring methods. Pretty lame when I finally did the entire process by hand.
Asher Cook
But to talk about myself, an analyst, 50% of the shit I do is worthless, no skill, filtering and manipulating data, 40% is actual deep analysis (causal, cooccurring) and the other 10% is incredibly specialized. hur dur i do sql, build visualizations, and can copy and paste python
William Edwards
What's an Anal-lyst do?
Daniel Smith
Draw bunch of uml diagrams and talks with the stakeholders, monkey coders and UI hipster ?
Gabriel Jones
How is HA, distributed or cloud a meme?
Evan Lee
>Cloud
NO
FUCK YOU