"hey user, I'm actually into collecting records"

>"hey user, I'm actually into collecting records"
>"oh cool, what brand turntable you have?"
>"Crosley"

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A FUCKING CROSLEY BIH? DO YOU WANT TO DESTROY YO RECORDS!

COME HERE GET THIS BBC NOW BIH.

The appropriate answer there would be to say "Oh they're neat but I've heard they actually tear your records up and sometimes don't sound so good?"

The secret to human interaction is to accelerate gradually, don't just go full retard and scream in their face.

it's gotten so bad that my friend has to remind me to shut the fuck up whenever we go to parties and we spot a crosley

>pretending this has happened
the only person I know who plays a crosley admits to not knowing shit, and not actually giving a fuck. Sup Forums always villainizing normies

>autism

not knowing shit and not actually giving a fuck is worth villainizing

this has happened to me with two people

more like i just complain to my friend and he doesn't want people to hear us

it's only when i'm drunk anyway

>in film class
>girl is premiering short film she made for discussion and critique
>in one shot a teenage girl sits in her room listening to lana del ray on vinyl (digital audio obviously overlayed, not the actual sound from the record) player)
>a fucking close up shot of her needle plopping down and tearing up the vinyl
>start having an autism attack irl

that's cool. i'm a record collector not a turntable collector.

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What if it this Crosley?

this sounds like full retard IRL actually. just randomly talking shit about someone's record player in the first sentence is autism mode

I would've stopped at "I've heard they actually tear your records up" so they could start looking into it.

What do you expect the response to "sometimes they don't sound so good" to be?

you're on the right track though and I appreciate that you wouldn't outright call her a pleb.

If you use needles physically contacting the surface of your records to play then I don't want to even be in the same room as you fucking plebs.

I only use IR laser transcription to play my vinyls.

what model is this? is that one actually decent?

>her
Haha

>calling them vinyls
>calling us plebs

>Adjustable tonearm weight
>Replacable cartridge

So long as it keeps the correct speed what could it possibly be doing fucking wrong? There's nothing else to a record player.

or this Crosley?

C10, has a pro-ject tonearm, basically a pro-ject debut III clone.

What turntable do I buy if I want to use expensive headphones and not expensive speakers?

Halp pls.

Sorry, I meant Shellacs.

If you want vintage, marantz, pioneer, sony, dual, thorens. If you want new go with music hall, pro-ject, rega.

Thank you stranger.

Forgot to add Yamaha, they made some real nice turntables also.

christ that hurt.

What about the Fluance RT81?

haha cuck meme :-D

>laser needle
this actually exists