/p4k/ - Nightly Pitchfork Countdown Hypetrain Thread

Fellow Pitchfork patricians, it is once again the time for our nightly countdown for Pitchfork's new reviews to be updated on the site at 1am eastern time.

10.0?
0.0?
Best New Music?
Best New Reissue?
8.0+ with no BNM?
A shitty set of 7's and below?
Weird Al’s eternal BNM incoming hypetrain!
Noctourniquetcourtsney Barnett Review?
Titus Andronicus being robbed once again?
Dead Sara - Pleasure To Meet You 8.3 BNM?
Ian FUCKIN' Cohen?
Ryan "THE TASTEMAKER" Dombal?
Lindsay "qt feminist" Zoladz? [retired patrician, memory lives on forever]
Jayson "8.7" Greene?
Larry "retired BNM godfather" Fitzmaurice?
Craig "Meme Rap" Jenkins?
Brandon “Meme Metal” Stosuy?
qt Kim "retired Meal Goddess now at Noisey" Kelly?
Grayson "Grizzly" Currin?
Brian "Backup" Howe?
Mark "the elder statesman" Richardson?
Evan "IS GARAGE ROCK DEAD" Minsker?
Meaghan “retired trap queen" Garvey?
Andy "secretly alpha" Beta?
Zoe "¡DALE!" Camp? [retired, will probably still get asked to show feet]
Philip "Electronic Wizard” Sherburne?
Stephen "M." Deusner?
Laura "Sun Kil Buffoon" Snapes?

Will someone dethrone Radiohead/Chance the Rapper’s 9.1 for AOTY?

OFFICIAL and accurate 2016 BNM Tally: 23

The most wonderful time of the night, every night, right now. Here it is, the nightly P4K thread. Time to get comfy.

>P4K Collection Rar (Over 300 deleted reviews, pics of every staff member, now slightly updated)
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>Tonight's Top Stories
-This thread stands with Kesha eternally
-We're back baby!
-Death Grips drop a new track I guess
-This thread hypes and supports DIIV, Bat for Lashes, Peter, Bjorn and John, Local Natives, DJ Shadow, and Swans.
-/p4k/ forever

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okay so i was gonna make a shitty joke but then i got this captcha


like what the FUCK dude

I guess you don't select anything?

BNM for Steve Gunn and Minor Victories would be welcome, but in the Conde Nast era an 8.0 no BNM is probably the most one could reasonably hope for

THE FLOWING MEME

nah

Upcoming albums with a high chance for a BNM
Swans?

neil young - earth and swans - the glowing man are both getting 9.5+

Dead Sara - Pleasure To Meet You 8.3 BNM

s t e p h c u r r y blesses this /p4k/

Based Steph needs to beat the Cavs

/p4k/ is dying, and you all sat around watching.

does anybody have tsk-a tsk-a tsk's contact info, im worried :(

he's still alive but has forsaken these threads

archive.rebeccablacktech.com/mu/thread/S65129140#p65129163

archive.rebeccablacktech.com/mu/thread/S65129140#p65129163
Apparently he's alive but just not posting here :/

New Swans track didn't even get a review.

are we HYPING cass mccombs???

iiiDrops 8.3 BNM tonight

i'm beginning to realize Zoe will never come back here to post her soles and i'll never in my life masturbate to them

any music for this feel?

raperock isn't music.

no swoms

NIGHTLY RUNDOWN
Kevin Gates 7.4 by Sheldon Pearce
Beth Orton 7.6 by Philip Sherburne
Minor Victories 6.0 by Evan Rytlewski
Angel Du$t 6.9 by Ian Cohen
Daniel Romano 7.1 by Allison Hussey

why do they have 4 reviews some days and 5 on others?

Are we entering the first major drought of the year guys?

cause they started publishing reviews 6 days a week but didn't increase the number of reviews they put out a week.

>another Kevin Gates album
is he Viper-lite?

holy shit when I saw it yesterday on a release list I just assumed it was a single

damn I think thats about 2 hours of music so far this year and Islah was really fucking solid

>black criminal releases some garbage mixtape called Murder 4 Hire 2
>gets a respectable 7.4

CLUCK cuck CLUCK

will somebody think of the children!!!

only good christian music should exist and be given mediocre 7's

(and yes, 7 is just average since p4k doesn't give anything under 6 it seems)

Im out of the loop. Can someone explain why this is posted every thread? is it an album that was never reviewed or something?