Tech cringe stories

Hunter Davis
Hunter Davis

Jesus christ I hate my job sometimes
be me
work for a local jewellery company, making and editing videos and running their social media page full time.
have to edit footage on a late 2013 iMac
don't really mind too much but whatever
Boss is pretty tech illiterate, get to sit in my own comfy office all day away from the main store.
Bosses son comes in, think's he is some sort of business god despite being only 22
starts critiquing my work, pointing out flaws in the jewellery not the video
whatever.jpeg
decide he wants to try editing some videos when I clock off.
tell him go nuts, I backup all the footage onto a portable drive and leave it with my boss, clock off.
come back in the morning
disk error
oh
turns out he turned the computer off by simply switching it off at the wall.
everything is fucked, computer repair couldn't recover jack.
Boss lost my backup, says he gave it to the son
try talking to the son about it
"lol you're problem not mine"

why are people so tech illiterate?
also tech cringe thread, make me feel like i'm not the only one with this problem pls. I have other stories if people want

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Anthony Bennett
Anthony Bennett

high school
programming during lunch
freshman sneaks over and looks at my pc
he asks
"anOOn whAt aRe yOu dOing"
i respond with the obvious
he stares at my computer with a look of pure confusion, then says
"where are the blocks"
mfw

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Caleb Murphy
Caleb Murphy

backup and leave it with your boss
why would you do this? this story ain't real, right?

Ian Davis
Ian Davis

policy states I have to leave the backup with him at the end of the night. I wish it wasn't so.

god I remember high school best times and worst times.

Andrew Turner
Andrew Turner

couldn't you encrypt that shit or make a 2nd backup and leave it at the premise without giving it to him?

Henry Price
Henry Price

interesting story OP, but i have one question: who are you quoting?

Christopher Peterson
Christopher Peterson

I've only been here for about two months, this happened last week and I've convinced the boss to get a subscription to dropbox, and now I get to keep the backup so it isn't so bad now.

at the bottom? the bosses son when i asked about the computer/backup

Ryder Nelson
Ryder Nelson

well, I guess that's the silver lining.

Jacob Cox
Jacob Cox

no i mean the whole story you quoted. where did you get it from

Christopher Stewart
Christopher Stewart

Its me. this happened to me a week ago.

Xavier Gray
Xavier Gray

oh... why did you use the quote function then?

Gavin Gonzalez
Gavin Gonzalez

You know what a greentext story is right?

Caleb Phillips
Caleb Phillips

don't respond to the trolls, mdude

Gavin Rivera
Gavin Rivera

Christ here we go. As a background, I work for my families business. There is 7 of us total, however I am the only one who knows how a computer even works. In 2011 we upgraded our computer system to something more modern, however my input was ignored. as I was "too young".

Server computers are refurbed dells that originally only came with 2gb of ddr2 ram.
Absolutely no methods to protect from data loss outside of some really generic backup program that needs to be babysat or it'll hang up
battery backup was bought used, battery barely worked, had nothing to tell the computer to shut off so it really didn't do anything.
I was also never allowed to touch it, and it took a long time to figure out the password.

Fast forward about 6 years
One day I decide it needs to have the dust blown out of it because the case is warm to the touch in a fairly cool room.
Shut it off, blow dust out, plug it back in, turn it back on
uh
Lost like a months worth of saved work
panic.exe
Try to restore from backup
It froze like 6 months ago and wasn't working
Dad freaks out, calls the guy who set it all up
He works for some yuge company and can't help us anymore, refers us to this other guy
Other guy looks at it, runs a smart test on the drive
She's dead, Jim, and so is all the data
Time to upgrade the whole damn thing
I'm trying to tell him we need a decent computer with 2 drives in raid 1 to prevent that from happening again
He buys an HP prebuilt that meets the min specs
Give up

Then the newest one
Uncle/cousins store's server has never been replaced
One day it gets a virus
Which should be impossible because it shouldn't be connected to the internet
They kind of just ignore it because nothing bad has happened yet
One day it goes full cyka blyat and locks up
But its ok because the program that hosts all our software is still able to run in the background so its not really a problem

I've basically given up.

Lincoln Wright
Lincoln Wright

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Carter Perez
Carter Perez

is this loss

Cooper Bell
Cooper Bell

but its ok because the program that hosts all our software is still able to run in the background so its not really a problem

this is so relatable it physically hurts. thanks for sharing user

Carson Gutierrez
Carson Gutierrez

ahaha i am so angry delet this XDXDXDXDXXD

Jack Davis
Jack Davis

dumb af coworker the other day who acts like a know it all but really is just an ignorant retard. we're talking about disk drives and storage space, then this...
you can't put SSDs in a raid
Uhh yes you can, they're just drives
no you cant.
yeah you can stripe, mirror, or do other raid stuff you can with normal drives
I can hear him over my cubicle wall googling trying to pre me wrong.
he never responds
this is like every conversation I have with him. pic related, he's right at the fucking top.

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Charles Richardson
Charles Richardson

be me, BI dev
cool opportunity to learn python to build a predictive model comes up
start learning python
working with 2 PhD data scientists to get their guidance
build simple logistic regression model, 85% accuracy
enlist data scientist guru senpais to help
"Have you tried random forest? Try gradient boosting"
try their models, 83% accuracy
K guys, did that, didn't work well... I used logistic regression beca-
"LOGISTIC REGRESSION CAN'T SOLVE EVERY PROBLEM"
alright dudes
need to add some features to my model
"Hey guys, how can I one hot encode dimensions in python?"
"YOU CAN'T YOU HAVE TO WRITE IT OUT"
uh okay
5 minutes googling python
write a for loop to one hot encode dimensions

Benjamin Carter
Benjamin Carter

Maybe

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John Martinez
John Martinez

That picture is retarded. There is literally no logical reason for the rise after 'mount stupid'.

William Phillips
William Phillips

where are the blocks
English is not my language, what do you mean with "blocks"?

Henry Diaz
Henry Diaz

He's probably talking about Blockly

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Connor Fisher
Connor Fisher

le ebig mahmah

Hudson Turner
Hudson Turner

What fucking soyboy program is this?

Parker Cruz
Parker Cruz

It's used to teach kids how to 'code'

Alexander Miller
Alexander Miller

fuck off user I learned to program with something similar when I was 16

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Gabriel Reed
Gabriel Reed

Boss lost my backup, says he gave it to the son
try talking to the son about it
"lol you're problem not mine"
turns out he turned the computer off by simply switching it off at the wall.
everything is fucked, computer repair couldn't recover jack.
This story doesn't make sense. This whole fucking story sounds made up.

Jace Gonzalez
Jace Gonzalez

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Henry Anderson
Henry Anderson

that picture
retarded

are you sure its not you?

Anthony Williams
Anthony Williams

gave your back up to your boss
retard

John Thomas
John Thomas

That's actually not a terrible way to teach kids.

Lucas Cruz
Lucas Cruz

It's not. Mate of mine is part of an extracurricular education program for extremely gifted kids (they need to take an actual IQ test to participate) and their robotics and programming labs use Blockly and Scratch. Having attended one as a sort of guest teacher, I can honestly say that it appears to be perfectly suited to teach young kids how syntax, structure and all the other shit works, without them having to learn an actual language.

Brody Sanders
Brody Sanders

newfag

Alexander Rivera
Alexander Rivera

The keyword there was "kids", using it as an introductory thing for the first half of middle school, then switching to an actual language after they get the hang of it.

Leo Bell
Leo Bell

You'd understand if you knew people that are knowledgeable in any given area. Pretty much nobody that knows his shit has an urge to 'opine on a topic'.
For example, I'm a lawyer and neither I nor any of my colleagues have the urge to offer an opinion on legal issues when normies are talking about them. Especially as 'willingness to opine on a topic' in this context has the connotation of being an unasked-for 'opinion'.

Adam Smith
Adam Smith

good Lord the almighty creator. I don't envy you. What is it with everyone and their "muh random forests" and other buzzwords? tell these faggots that the complexity of a model doesn't guarantee the quality of the result. Heck, almost every time i want to build a prediction model I start with linear regression and if it werks then fuck it, why the hell complicate things unnecessarily? seems to me they just want to justify the time they wasted on their PhD learning stuff that anyone could've learned by opening a book and reading through it.

Nathan Bailey
Nathan Bailey

Of course. They use it for 9-11 year olds.

James Collins
James Collins

consider its author and its intended audience:
fucking hillary shill neckbeards.

you shouldnt look at any media and judge it purely off of its literal content, you miss out on bants that way.

Oliver Murphy
Oliver Murphy

tfw you read It's not for It is

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Mason Cooper
Mason Cooper

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Jacob Gutierrez
Jacob Gutierrez

friend asks me to teach him how to hack because he want to migrate to being a pentester
hop on mumble with him
so user how do I hack someones facebook
well you could do it several ways here's what I'd recommend (explain several methods to him)
no but I mean like whats a piece of software where you just put in someones facebook and it gives you the password
facebook invests millions into it's security you honestly think a piece of software like that exists?
someones got to be able to do it user
well even if someone could why would they release the software when they could make a shit ton of money selling or renting it out?
whatever user you clearly don't know shit so I'll just find out on youtube
he ended up asking me to fix his malware ridden laptop

he hasn't spoken to me about hacking since then

Sebastian Jones
Sebastian Jones

why are you friends with people like that

Connor Lewis
Connor Lewis

that's my only bad experience with him

Dylan Price
Dylan Price

fair enough

Leo Taylor
Leo Taylor

are you trying to say that 16yo isn't a kid?

Nathan Fisher
Nathan Fisher

single mothers are incompetent parents: the post

This is why the nuclear family is important. Father to discipline the Roasties and curb their inane stupidity.

Nathaniel Wilson
Nathaniel Wilson

in the uk they're not

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