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Alestorm edition.

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>alestorm
Are you the quintessential /metal/ patrician

Vektor - Terminal Redux

rec me some metal with good use of synths desu

Mercyful Fate

requesting that slam group that sampled row row fight the power

>being so depressed you split up with yourself
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>sampled
And people say slam isn't a subgenre of hip-hop

At least link to the past thread dumb nigger

Terminal Redux is AMG's album of the month. What do you think about this?

isn't this outer isolation?

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Shittiest OP. no pastebin no link to old thread.
Never start a general thread again.

>pastebin
don't do that

Why did "epic" metal turn into shit? All these bands like Alestorm and Equilibrium are so shallow compared to the masters.

/metal/ died in 2014. Only 12 good threads have been made since then (most of them in 2015, during NBBMN). /metal/ achieved its creative peak in memes like Mirai, Liturgy, and weeb posting, elevating the general into a legitimate art form. Now, thanks to Vektor and Gojira, all its potential was squandered and the general has been reduced into being mere gimmick ridden shitposting for drunk idiots (i.e. the lowest common denominator - stop trying to turn underground generals into /kpop/).

What's wrong with the pastebin? It's a compilation of lists so that newfags don't have to flood the threads with the same "I'm new to metal, give me some reccs."

weebmemeing was pretty bad too

our boy posting was the peak of /metal/ memes though.

>most of them in 2015, during NBBMN
kys

About time this edit showed up

>Gojira is unchanged
Holy kek

Sup Forums does the same thing without a pastebin my friend, /metal/ should follow that example

post riffs
youtube.com/watch?v=C52L5dqC0qs

but Sup Forums is a board, not a general. it's pretty regular for generals on any board to have pastebins.

only thing to come out of weeb memeing is all the dank bands that get posted. fuck the people who just circlejerk "muh whacky japs doing currrazy things" though.

This is why we can't have nice things.

What's the metal equivalent of hebephilia in the sense that normalfags hate it but people with taste are drawn to it

just for you, degenerate

youtube.com/watch?v=M8-vje-bq9c

BABYMETAL

(Japanese) normalfags love this though

no they dont

This guy is living the degenerate dream.

Idooru shit is all the rage in gookland, attach that to metal and you can market the genre easier to the average nip

BABYMETAL is the most popular Japanese band ever

both of their albums are certified gold

they're the epitome of normalfag metal

babymetal is unironically the biggest metal band of the decade, globally though.
they're more normalfag than ghost.
they play on fucking pop stations in canada.

It made people think I listen to shit like Babymetal when I tell them I listen to metal

Avant Math God?

Finn here, they play them on the radio stations here too.

>they're the epitome of normalfag metal
I thought it was shit like Disturbed

Disturbed haven't been popular in a decade.

Both are fucking trash

that breed of butt metal has died out long ago

I'm okay with this

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>what's the metal equivalent of hebephilia
>first two replies are hebe pedo idol metal

as is expected

Remember that liking Babymetal means you acknowledge this as good taste

u-um

painkiller is good yo

As are Behemoth and Gorogoroth ain't bad. Yngwie is a great guitarist but the dude sucks his own dick a bit much

you are missing the point

Post shit memes that will never end
>Behemoth is not bad, their demos are actually good

Since when have alestorm ever pretended to be epic metal?

>Seikima-II
>X Japan
>Riot
>Mayhem
>Judas Priest
>Nile

literally the only good bands on there
how the fuck is it possible for that gook to have such terrible taste?

>No Finntroll

Thank god.

>32: Judas Priest - Painkiller

>30: In Flames - Clayman
>29: I See Stars - Digital Resistance
>26: Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas - All that we Have Now
>22 Eskimo Callboy - Bury me in Vegas
>20: Dream Theater - Images And Words
>18: The Devil Wears Prada - With Roots Above and Branches Below
>17: Deluhi - Andalism
>13: Children Of Bodom -Reckless Relentless Forever
>11: Bullet For My Valentine - Fever
>10: Bring me the Horizon - Suicide Season
>9: Behemoth - Demigod
>8: Arch Enemy - Doomsday Machine

i was just trying to find positives

behemoth is alright tho

I'm surprised Seikima-II never gets memed here considering how much this general's full of weebs who circlejerk any metal band with slanty eyes.

how don't people understand that jap metal is lowest of the low?

i meme'd them once only because their vocalist plays live while doing handstands

Japanese make the best melodeath

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>tfw you share a general with people who think Arch Enemy, The Agonist, Theatre Of Tragedy, Deadlock, Abnormality, Landmine Marathon, Agoraphobic Nosebleed, Nightwish, Amaranthe, and Within Temptation are good

only thing japs are good at is grind and speed metal

and one really good melodeath band doesn't mean the country makes the best melodeath

>tfw can't find an album on soulseek
time to kms i guess

rec me some good jap-grind

It's alright, honestly. It's not that good but it's not awful like some bands around.

There exist less than 10 decent bands and Japan having 1 of them (whose only good album is their debut) doesn't make them the best.

less than 10 decent melodeath bands I mean

I also enjoy Blood Stain Child

swarrrm, bathtub shitter, 30XX, S.O.B., catasexual urge motivation, noise a go go/gore beyond necropsy, gozen, clotted symmetric sexual organ, world, morbid axe, evol, mortalized,

S T A
R G A
Z E R

How about some good music in this thread?
outta here with that jap shit

They're at least catchy butt melodeath so they get to hang in the 3-4/10 range as opposed to the 1-2/10 area that most of their peers dwell in.

Flagitious Idiosyncrasy In The Dilapidation, 324, and Damage Digital are great

>outta here with that jap shit
hey tyvon, hows it going?

R I F F S
youtube.com/watch?v=KL8afK4Wfe8

>contrarian shitters think this is better than Carcass and Gotheburg bands
lel

Just because they have a few really good melodeath bands doesn't mean they make the best melodeath. Their melodeath scene's way too flooded with melo buttdeath.

Saw Alestorm last year, most dumb fun I've ever had at a show

Carcass is just hard rock riffs with harsh vocals and the gothenburg three all suffer from not being death metal enough. The +3Jester Race had its fair share of decent riffs whereas At The Gates' post-92 output and Dark Tranquility's entire career lacked any. IB's first album is just generic swedeath riffs with an occasionally good melodic lead thrown in, and yes it shits on anything those bands put out.

>gabbed to Chris from Alestorm about Back Through Time
>apparently a lot of Neopagans sent him death threats for calling Thor and Odin "worthless gods"
Why is the metal community so embarrassing

Yeah me too, that's why I defended them earlier. Metal elitists just don't know how to have fun 2bh.

Shut up Myrkur.

Because the whole imagery of metal is that it's abstruse music for edgelords.

Can I be the lord of cheese?

If you want to see embarrassing, go to Ensiferum youtube comments. It's all white elitists spouting shit along the lines of "Muslims get out of Europe"

so i was on ghost gig yesterday and i think some fuck broke my rib.

and today gojira gig

So any of you fucks have question to band after i meet them?

they are right

Ask Joe why he is so hellbent on destroying metal by sapping all its creativity and squandering its potential.

i unironically think ICDD makes better melodeath than IB, but i constantly have to change their album covers in my music player because i hate animeshit
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Lmao what?

You must be new here. You can't just say the g-word and expect a bunch of autists to get buttmad.

sounds about right to me Ahmed

Keep to your containment board, for fucks sake.

fuck off, metal isnt for liberal faggots like you

can u believe these friggin assholes omg

cry all you want, people have had enough and it's nothing to do with Sup Forums

A good majority of metal bands swing left buddy, especially if you consider Sup Forums standards

Yes, and those people are the reason for the horrific downfall of genres such as death and black metal, nobody wants you fuckers in the scene.

Fuck even by Sup Forums standards Hitler swings left considering all the gays, blacks, Muslims, Indians, and even Jews he had serving in the reich

>m-metal isn't for children though! honest!

You're right, left wingers are children

Memes.

How new are you? Sup Forums has a strong presence in /metal/