See, told you

why is the E blue

That is a good reason.

Subliminal messages.

There's a local band called just like that. They play exactly what you'd imagine.

At least they have a qts on violin and cello.

deathrock

more like why is my PEE blue

that's just because you're dying phfam

This one is pretty hard to understand, ask if you need a hint

If I wanted shitty drawn out wank I'd dig out the photo of your mom.

this is the lowest tier of trollbait

What about dwayne johnson, checkmate, other peoples.