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Hi guys! Lars Ulrich of famed hard rock quartet "Metallica" here! Please could you kind folks down at /metal/ let me know which of my first 4 albums you prefer in this little poll I setup? It's important for research purposes, haha.

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Thanks for your time, and keep on rockin'! \m/

le first :)

Fresh meme, use wisely.

TIME TO SEE
BELIEVE THIS IN ME

this is their best song though, that gorguts riff 0:37
youtube.com/watch?v=2s3iGpDqQpQ

The fuckin guy from Sunlight Studios tried to make everything sound like that hollow, fuzzy, cavernous atmosphere, with the echoey vocals and thudding kick drum that dents the treble. And Entombed were the first to abuse the shit out of that sound before anyone figured out how to take that production style and apply actually solid songwriting abilities towards it.

gGUGUGugugu UGGAGAGA BBOBOO UUUU

probably AJFA if you get someone to fucking mix it properly you worthless hack

until that day, RTL

I need some recs. Currently listening to Moonsorrow, Draugnim and Summoning.

Some more bands in that vein?

>band has three guitarists

Draugnim is fucking garbage how can you listen to that shit

Violet Cold, Vattnet Viskar, Dimmu Borgir and Enslaved

Who are the top 5 and bottom 5 metal musicians in terms of meme factor and sheer memery

I would say Bjorn "Speed" Strid, Fred Durst, Dino Cazares, Glen Benton and James Hetfield are near the top

John Tardy, Chuck Schuldiner, Dave Lombardo, Michael Kiske and Mikael Stanne are some at the bottom

obviously there are more (not mentioned any black metal musicians here) but this is a starting point

Reminder that if you grew up with metal archives, youtube and torrents you can shut the fuck up about 'blah blah I'm so trve get that disgusting popular shit away from me blah'. You had it all handed to you on a plate and there's nothing impressive about you listening to obscure shit.

Nice try trip. You're still a fag BTW

youtube.com/watch?v=LUgpSZ2XYpE

Just in case new people have not heard the transcendental aural experience that is Ebu Gogo Gutting The Child.

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hi lars
you're a cunt
that's all

Sounds like loser talk. I still proved my point.

Killswitch Engage is pretty decent desu.

their first two albums yeah

I grew up on this but that was about 10-13 years ago, I've grown out of it now and I choose to listen to Attila

I like everything they did until Howard left.

Maybe I just have a giant hard-on for his vocals, dude has some pipes on him.

I'm a pretty cool guy, eh doesn't afraid of anything and is kvlt

No you didn't tripshit you named attributes without proof and didn't tie it to the composition being atmospheric based like some faggot who doesn't understand what he's saying.

You're such a retard lmao

OOG OOG UGH BOOGA

ayo fellow bad motherfucker

>dude has some pipes on him

S E R I O U S
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What are you listening right now?

Their albums after the first two had some great songs namely my curse of course, but otherwise were pretty weak

What does the Grand Dragon listen to?

hello not a fucking role model

AOTY
guess which one

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(top tier priest worship but a great song nevertheless)

reduktor - vektorial termination

Listen, Entombed thought they sounded cool because of their guitar tone. So they wrote music for it. If you can't follow that. Then your only problem with the argument is that I have a trip.

B-but muh harmonized leads!!1!

>reduktor - vektorial termination
i love this meme

>band has NO guitarists

W-W-W-WHERE THE SLIME LIVE

The guys from Nile are near the top. Mustaine and Kerry King too imo

Forgot slipknot, disturbed, and ghost (sry bby i still love u) for maximum memery.
>mfw when The Count in skeleton pope outfit wins best metal performance grammy

youtube.com/watch?v=p10lUL6CxBQ

Aluk Todolo?

> because of their guitar tone. So they wrote music for it.
Not the same as being based in atmosphere, you triptard. Not everyone's gonna blindly agree with what you say fag.

No, that's exactly what that means. When you write music for a sound that doesn't have to do with the composition, it's atmosphere.

>no anselmo and varg

Is that how you're defining atmosphere? That's fucking retarded.
> write music for a sound that doesn't have to do with the composition

>write music
>composition

Anyway that's still not proving they're based in atmosphere. If anything it shows they based composition off of riffs.

lmao tripfaggot you don't know anything do you

just a big ball of sexually confused cancershit

All metal is edgy.

what would possess a man to use a trip while spouting such guff so everyone remembers who you are? do you have a humiliation fetish?

>obviously there are more

youtube.com/watch?v=eSRZz13YiqI

real talk

Black takes it to a whole new level of homo edge plastic axe faggotry

Proto-metal time?
youtube.com/watch?v=C0M7j2IWdag

You're really good at taking everything I say and ignoring the logic behind it.
Have you ever written music? Do you understand intention?
If you have a guitar tone, and you're like "Oh cool, what sounds good with that guitar tone, let me write something with that intention" That's atmosphere.
If you have a riff, and you're like "Oh cool, what kind of production would that fit, let me play around with the tone with that intention." That's not atmosphere.
Entombed did one of those, guess which one.

my feet stink
metal for this feel?

>plastic axe faggotry

These 3 words have a very funny sonority. Say them out loud (and laugh).

youtube.com/watch?v=JUTnBMfsKfM

oh my god who gives a fuck honestly

silly trip everyone knows atmosphere is strictly music without riffs haven't you ever even listened to music

>EEEERGH

lmao this is a retarded definition of atmospheric music

the fuck do you even think you're saying? is this the epitome of tripshit logic?

But sure, let's say that's true. Let's say that's how we, as an apparently retarded world, define atmoshit; so what? You haven't proven shit about Entombed's composition. So far it's just been your opinion and conjecture you dumb fucking homosexual. Every dumb trip's argument has been opinion and conjecture.

>Have you ever written music? Do you understand intention?
Have you and do you, tripfaggot?

BTFO Sarcucksissy

Every djent musician like Djens and Misha have high meme potential

...

wew, lad

How are Kerry, Karl and Dallas meme? I have never seen either of them mentioned here. Nile hardly ever gets mentioned here.

Why are all tripfags without exception so fucking insufferable

oh go suck a trip dick fag if you aren't the trip himself

heh

youre right i did laugh. plastic axe faggotry. thats great

wew, buddy

whatever cuck

youtube.com/watch?v=FclayNXdxWk

2.00

DO THE TROLLDANCE LADS

well, who's the best memer? that's the question. you have to go with the most ridiculous. so based on the people you've listed there, here's what i'd say

1 - varg
>killed someone.
>alt right.
>"atmospheric black metal".
>reaction images.

2 - fred durst
>writes dumb lyrics
>is in limp bizkit
>sounds like an idiot
>is a christian?

3 - glen benton
>burned an inverted cross in his forehead
>jointly trolls christians with a christian radio host

4 - james hetfield
>YE-HEAH. OOOO YEHA.
>writes basically a country song with a video that's popular outside the US

hetfield writes genuinely good lyrics though. i can't hate him, even if metallica is a parody of themselves.

5 - bjorn "speed" strid
>is in soilwork


6 - dino cazares
>pantera with synths


- john tardy
i don't think he's a memer.

- chuck schuldiner
i thought people liked him.

- dave lombardo
>quits slayer every other album.
>can't blastbeat.

>tripshit logic
Logic doesn't have a boundary, it applies to everyone.
>Have you and do you?
Yes
>conjecture
No, literally the entire Swedish scene circlejerks the Boss HM 2 because the sound it makes for their guitar.

>dave lombardo can't blastbeat
youtube.com/watch?v=NtBRINM1SjY

>literally "i have no proof but I'm still angry at you" the post

BTFO Sarcucksissy
was that you without your trip earlier?

>hetfield writes genuinely good lyrics though

MY LIFESTYLE
DETERMINES MY DEATHSTYLE

FRAN-TIC TIC TIC TIC TIC TIC TOCK

GIMME FYOO GIMME FYAH GIMME DABIJADIZAH

AH'M MADLY IN ANGER WITH YOU

SHOOMEAGEN I AIN'T DEAD YET

KILL KILL KILLKILLKILL KILL KILLKILL

good analysis. remember bjorn "speed" strid has been made into a meme since he does 100000 guest appearances these days. and his name is bjorn "speed" strid. which just rolls off the tongue in it's ridiculousness

dino cazares is meme because HE'S SO FUCKING FAT AND MEXICAN LMAO

the last 3 people aren't really memes as i pointed out. hence they are at the bottom. and i don't think those examples for Lombardo are really that ridiculous

Remember Timo Tolkki and his drama with Stratovarius tho? Infact fuck it, just look at the guy.

I already did prove it, you just can't think.
And no, I always leave this on.

Dino is in Brujeria tho

>bjorn "speed" strid
He also collaborates with hundreds shitty metalcore bnds a year

You do realize Hetfield didn't write lyrics for St, Anger right?

Visor om Slutet may be the comfiest accoustic album by any metal band ever.

youtube.com/watch?v=LRVSNnh0I6U

>tfw coming home to your cabin in the woods after a long ski trip, sitting down infront of a lit hearth with a hot cup of chocolate and some feed

You didn't prove shit Sarcucksissy stop fronting. You never proved Entombed's composition was based on atmosphere, and all your arguments were based of faggy inaccurate assumptions and your triptard opinions.

You got nothing but BTFO

lmao Brujeria

anyone look me in the eye and tell me this isn't meme

youtube.com/watch?v=bvDwmQ6rgDY

Jari is a pretty big meme
>member of popular band
>makes cheesy overrated debut alone
>takes forever to make a follow up
>gibe sauna pls

Also every single Dream Theater member is basically a walking meme

That isn't a meme

yet

that argument doesn't hold water anyway because even if he did write the stanger lyrics there are multiple albums where he wrote lyrics that don't suck.

There is nothing wrong with St. Anger.

Isn't Maiden the only one that does this?

>band has 2 drummers.

>what is every djent band

tru

Someone link the djent chiptune videogame shit with the matrix

Whitechapel and Periphery too
Both bands are absolute trash though

Why don't black people listen to black metal?

what is a metal nocturne?

bait that makes the mouth water.

No, you're just wrong. If you can't see it, then you're just refusing to because you don't like me.