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Kvlt babies out edition

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BLACK METAL
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Bjorn "Speed" Strid

Atleast it's not BM

Vektor - Terminal Redux

Fucking kill me

do prdele jooooooo

>endlessly making threads just to shit in them with the same three guys

wew lad

Would gladly do cyka

GO

Guys what's with all the black metal hate? Are we not kvlt or something?

>coming to those threads knowing it;ll be full of people fucking with you
wewest lad

Their best work

horribly underrated album

Popiči

rare go: 4:11

youtu.be/C3pF-b1tXR0?t=4m11s

Black metal is shit, not even a meme

We criticize sceners as immature , yet we gladly upvote the insanely edgy and shitty DUDE SATIN LMAO LARPers

NEVER AGAIN

Is this b8?

this must be what self-harmers feel like

meme me once shame on you
meme me twice meme on me

>The in "At the Gates" is capitalsied
Tiggered

THE ONLY PEOPLE WHO LIKE IT ARE KEKS

>newfagging this hard

When a title has only three words all of the words are capitalized dumbass

no, SOTS is fucking great and the people who trash it just want to look patrician on the internet

I dunno what you're talking about, I've been here all summer

I like shitposting and memes but I'm pretty sure this is going too far now

The only people who shit on SOTS are people in this thread.

OVER THERE IN NORWAY ALL CHURCHES ARE BURNT DOWN

It's all fun and games until someone comes for your precious blag meal.

Where did you get that rule from?

YOU FEED ON MY PAIN
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nah even back in the messageboard days people used to go 'cuh pshh it fucking ruined death metal' like they were saying something original or had any idea what they were talking about

i don't like black metal my favourite bands are Emmure and Attila, hell i love shitposting anyway

but i want my memes to have a touch of class not turn into endless death grips thread autism style shitposting

CAREFUL NOT TO SMEAR YOUR MAKEUP

LET FREEDOM RING WITH A SHOTGUN BLAST

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GO
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>muh corpsepaint viking closet fags

1:32 is the greatest riff of all time.
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>tfw new Devy album this September

who else /hype/?

where's the "i do but i never listen to it because i feel embarassed and all the songs sound kinda the same" option?

IN LEAGUE WITH THE DEVIL TALKING SATAN SKULLS AND HELL

MAKING MOMMY MAD CUZ THAT'S ORIGINAL

The shitposters are, isn't that right Jesse?

>tfw we did it we actually drove the black metal fags away

What do we do now?

like i said i dont even listen to black metal. im into blackgaze and emmure

i wasnt paying attention why are black metal fans pissed off again? lmao they hate fun

What an edgy logo

but I'm genuinely looking forward to it

>im into blackgaze
leave the hall

I'm still here.

blackgaze is great

Why?

You're even worse achsually

ALL BLACKENED SUCKS

>AMPGHPS

What the hell is happening to /metal/? I think the rebirth of /metal/ wasn't enough, time to let it die please?

Infester - A Higher Art of Imemeable Beauty

People gave up so they are just shitposting to death

Just leave, we like it like this.

ok m8 enjoy ur autism
i used to enjoy lich king back in my thrash days too

Not until all cult babies are out of these sacred Death grounds

I've been trying to goodpost through all the noise for weeks but there's too many of them. I'm getting cunted tonight anyway so we'll see who can shitpost hardest

i like my discussion with a side of shitposting not a huge goddamn platter of shit

>we like it like this.

You're a prime example of devolving

Don't you have a severed goat head to worship or something ?

we do, go make your own black metal general if you like it so much and fuck off

Fenriz autismo

Get out moor slave

>we like it like this.

but im listening to babymetal right now

Still more entertaining than screamo angst

>"we"
>the same handful of no-life cunts who've been killing the general for weeks

you have no claim here

screamo angst can be pretty good sometimes but im not in the mood for that right now

next up im gonna listen to some lich king (thanks for suggestion) and the devil wears prada

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ASHES COLD

>we like it like this.

>handful

It's the majority, you're retarded if you can't see that.

Hi everyone, I'm really into metal too :) My favourite bands are Five Finger Death Punch, We Came As Romans and Cephalotripsy.

What are your favourite bands? :)

Kys untermensch

Black Metal was and it's the forefront genre of metal that's experimenting and pushing the boundaries, and no i'm not talking about Deafheaven or Liturgy.
I love Death Metal too btw, just tired of all the caverncore shit.

We like it like this.

anime gtfo

I PUSH MY FINGERS INTO MY

it's the majority now because you bored 90% of the functioning humans to death, the post counter doesn't lie you shitty newfag immigrant

>experimenting and pushing the boundaries
haha ha no fucking way that's true are you retarded?

>we like it like this.

>The most musically complex BM can get is by having acoustic samples

I agree. For example, I'm really loving Astronoid's new album

youtube.com/watch?v=xb3RjfOvXBA

>it's the majority now

So you're agreeing with me? What's your problem then, racst?

Thoughts?
decibelmagazine.com/blog/2016/6/1/norways-black-metal-pioneers-ihsahn-garm-fenriz-venture-beyond-the-genres-confines

retarded
Still more entertaining than BM

>come back home after hard day of minimum wage (all day so I don't have to see your face)
>open up /metal/
>my face when

Hi, Lars from soft rock sensations "Metallica" once again! Thanks for your votes in the previous thread, it's always good to get feedback from the fans!

Unfortunately it may be too late to use the data we've collected for our upcoming album, which will instead be a full cover album of Sepultura's 1996 classic "Roots"! But we hope you'll enjoy it anyway! Keep on rockin'! \m/

oh shit it's actually real

fucking lmao

>we like it like this.

It is time to holocaust blag sceners

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>we like it like this

black metal had twice the votes of death in a poll yesterday, it is really just 2-3 vocal shitposters

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TRASH!
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what album is he posing by?

>89 replies
>18 retaded faggots shitposting
it was nice guys, goodbye

>AJFA lost

i'm surrounded by fuckin plebs

They like it like this.