How do I become a better grunge guitarist?

How do I become a better grunge guitarist?

A smack addiction isn't required but it certainly helps your songwriting and look. Bonus points if you show off your track marks mis-concert

Came to post this. Grunge musician = Noise Rocker with a heroin addiction

Become worse at guitar

Give me your Jaguar, I'll make better use of the thing.

take her on a date

>obtain a heroin addiction
>write depressing-ass songs
>add some guitar feedback
Done

Do a lot of dropped tuning, Eb standard and drop D (or drop C# if you're in Eb standard). Write a lot of slow songs. Use a mix of Boss DS-1 distortion and Big Muff pedals. Don't get too complex with riffs or song structures.

That about covers it.

>meme guitar

literally who cares

Who is this pasta masta?

Don't tune your guitar

Kurt's daughter I think.

Anybody know if she's still dating that clone of her dad? It's really sad

Kurt Cobain's daughter

They are married

Filed for divorce a couple months back according to Wikipedia

ahh, okay. I stand corrected

Has she turned out alright? I can't imagine having your dad kill himself when you was a child and having a mother who at best can be described as unstable and going through it all in the public eye can be easy on you.

She seems to be fairly well adjusted, desu

I don't really know anything other than for a while she was with an exact duplicate of her father, so I imagine that she hasn't come out of it totally unscathed.

>Anybody know if she's still dating that clone of her dad? It's really sad
Electra complex is a helluva drug.

she had mega plastic surgery on her face at like 18 or something

Watch the movie porno 'peanutbutterfreak', take cocaine regular, drink alebeer, fuck a mongolian engineer. #grungeoNe

1. remember that chords are exactly the same as melodic notes and should be treated as such. also, the only kind of chord out there is the power chord
2. building on rule one, remember that all of your chord progressions must be based on the pentatonic scale
3. dissonance can only be achieved by tuning your guitar wrong and feedback

Ouch grunge! You nailed it, myboyh!!

move on from grunge, because that shit died 20 years ago, and was mostly a marketing ploy anyways

thanks bro wanna fuck

grunge isn't a thing retard

le shok is gr8 but why are they relevant in this dumbass thread

noise rock is punk and most punks are junky dirtbags anyway

Uhm... Help??!!!

This to be honesto familietto

"Suicide or Death by drug" can help you well.

>Start a shitty garage band with some locals
>They don't even have to be good
>cheap out on all of your equipment
>Play some easy covers and distort them to the point where the music separation is muddy
>don't worry about clarity either, you are an alternative grunge band afterall
>go to a local music contest and play some Weezer cover because the judges will like that
>kill yourself, the drummer will become famous
You are now a grunge band guitarist.