The singer of the last band you listened to farted in your face

The singer of the last band you listened to farted in your face.
Who was it? How would you react?

M83. It was the song Go! so I guess Mai Lan farted in my face. Ehhhhhhhhh.

Welp, I guess I am safe

It was White Zombie so, Rob Zombie would be the farter in this situation. I imagine it would smell like death but ultimately it would be better than sitting through Halloween 2 again.

Ferneyhough. I'd probably feel pretty awkward. The "ferndog" twitter is fake but even if it weren't I think I'd feel pretty awkward. I think that'd be my reaction to pretty much any musician other than Tonetta in which case I'd roll with it

oh, I'm actually not sure who the singer was. that's the composer. still, unless it's that said 70 year old perv I don't know what musician would fart in my face and it be more likely sexy than pleb hazing

Ghost Bath

I would inhale it, wait for him to disappear, exhale it into a hermetic jar and sell it on ebay

Lauren

exuma
oh my god I'm fucked
his demon obeah dambala fart would make me travel into the underworld and get raped by the devil himself

retarded thread

This isn't related to music you retarded tripfag. Kill yourself.

d boon
he's dead so he probably smells pretty bad but if he was alive he's fat so it guess it would be pretty bad

it was pixies, idk if it would be frank or kim doing it.

GIGANTIC

fuck.

GG allin

pls help

Action bronson
I'm fucking dead

Sting.

Fucking bastard.

Damn

He looks like a wax sculpture

Oh God

HERE I COME

ROUGHER THAN THE REST OF THEM

THE BEST OF THEM

TOUGHER THAN LEATHER

Kate Bush
i would probably enjoy it immensely

>Fiona Apple
not even bad

>Chelsea Wolfe
FUCKING PLEASE LET THIS HAPPEN

Brian Chippendale of Lightning Bolt.

Huh

That's racist, you know.

Grouper
oooh

lucky

The guy from Year of No Light.

I have no strong opinion one way or the other.

black don't crack

>karen o
yes please

Romy from The xx
:^)

Wavves, so Nathen Williams. So not too bad. I imagine it would be a good laugh desu

>Richard Patrick
I think that means he's chosen me for the next Filter lineup.

Tim Buckley sick

>black francis

fug

Kurt Cobain
probably be awful, heroin makes you constipated and the rotting corpse probably wouldn't help.