ITT: Greatest opening lines to an album

>jesus died for someone's sins but not mine

ow the edge

Now thats what I call edgy!

its the delivery that's cool though

>So you think there’s no meaning, in anything that we do?

>It was the biggest cock you'd ever seen

>The car's on fire and there's no driver at the wheel

*glass breaks*

YOU FUCKED UPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP
YOU BITCH
YOU REALLLY FUCKED UPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP

>Don't fall in love with me

>Teenage angst has paid off well, now I'm bored and old

...Like Clockwork?

>Now that your picture's in the paper being rhythmically admired
>And you can have anyone that you have ever desired
>All you gotta tell me now is WHY WHY WHY WHY

>It doesn't matter if we all die

that's the reason why I hate Patti Smith

Isn't it "somebody's sins"?

I dont belive in an interventionist god

Hardcore G shit, homie, I don't play around

ayyyy

>I bet you fall in bed too easily with the beautiful girls who are shyly brave
>And you sell yourself as a man to save
>But all the money in the world is not enooooough

One morning I woke up and I knew that you were gone.

>Your tells are so obvious
>Shoulders too broad for a girl

>i just don't know where to begin

yeah but i made a typo

[unintelligible]

*single snare shot*

>WE JUST WANNA EMOTE 'TIL WE'RE DEAD

>It's in the order of their hedgerows
>It's in the way their curtains open and close
>It's in the look they give you down their nose
>All part of decency's jigsaw I suppose

HEY AH
CAN YOU BELIEVE THIS SHIT PEOPLE

SPIRIT OF MY SILENCE, I CAN HEAR YOU, BUT I'M AFRAID TO BE NEAR YOU

AND I DON'T KNOW WHERE TO BEGIN

I'm a street walking cheetah with a heart full of napalm

>THIS IS A SONG FOR CAROL

Oh yeah
The world's turned upside down
Jimmy Finn is out
Well how can that be fair at all?

>KSSSHHHHHBWSSSBWSSSBWSSSBWSSSBWSSSBWSSSBWSSSBWSSSKSSSSSSSHHHHHHHBSSHHHHHHHSBWSHHHHHHHSBWHHHHHHHH
>EEEEERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
>BWSSSS BWSSSSS BWSSSSS BWSSSSS

search and destroy is in the top 5 openers of all time

summer

It's not her song. It's a cover.

sleep like a pillow kek

>ZZMBUUUUUAUAAUAAEEEEIIEIIEIEEEEEEEEEEEEEUUUUUUUUOOOOOOOOOOOOOU

"Gloria" doesn't actually start out like that, you know

Van Morrison didn't write the "In Excelsis Deo" part of that song, she did.

FROM THE TOP OF THE OCEAN
YEAH
TO THE BOTTOM OF THE SKY
GODDAMN

So ya
Thought ya
Might like to go to the show.
To feel the warm thrill of confusion
That space cadet glow.
Tell me is something eluding you sunshine?
Is this not what you expected to see?

AH-A A-A-AH HA-A-AH
AH-EH E-E-EH E-E-EH E-E-E-E-E
AH-A A-A-AH HA-A-AH
AH-EH E-E-EH E-E-EH E-E-E-E-E

>Okay I think by now we've established,
>everything is inherently worthless

not the best Titus album but i love the simplicity with which it starts.

she did it better though
van morrison didn't build tension that well

>In 1984 I was hospitalized for approaching perfection

made me lol when I first heard it, honestly.

THE BACK BONE OF THIS COUNTRY IS THE INDEPENDENT TRUCK

came here to post this
also
>If I am alive this time next year
>will I have arrived in time to share?

>SERIOUS AS A HEART ATTACK

>He come to me with money in his hand
He offered me, I didn't ask him
I wasn't knocking someone's door down, I was running from that

>UH

>I've been waiting for a guide to come and take me by the hand

>I THINK THAT SOMEONE IS TRYING TO KILL ME

came here to post this, good taste

>As I’m getting older, chip up on my shoulder
>Rolling through life, to roll over and die

one of the most overrated albums in history. can't stand this dyke

>i wish that i had known in that first minute we met, the unpayable debt that i owed you

>does death come alone?
>or with eager reinforcements

this one
i first listened to the three volumes in one marathon run with a qt boy
somewhere towards the second half of the ordeal I thought about how significant that opening line was for the "concept" of the album

>WE'VE GOT THE SYSTEM TO FUCK THE SYSTEM

I always misheard that as "waiting for a guy" and it made me feel so feelsy

My Boys We Don't See Each Other Much.

>Surprise, sometimes, will come around
>I will surprise you sometime
>I'll come around

How has nobody posted this

>schnee lana-hillooo
>ooo aaa eeeerssss

>The return of the Thin White Duke, throwing darts in lovers' eyes

no love

just losing all my friends
losing them to drinking and to driving..

great example

wow fucking pleb
Radio Ethiopia is one of the greatest records of its time

That's not edgy, this is edgy:

the holocaust never happened, the weak should fear the strong, fuck off normies, etc.

gtfo summer

>TAKE A LOOK AT THESE HANDS

maybe you're just old and lame

...

>There is no culture is my brag
>Your taste for bullshit reveals a lust for a home of office
>This is the home of the vain!
>This is the home of the vain!
>Where are the obligatory niggers?
>Hey there fuckface!
>Hey there fuckface!
>There are twelve people in the world
>The rest are paste

oh that image made me lol

>In a free lane
>Ghosts passing time

/thread

>I stepped out onto the midway.

HELLO CITY HEY

>i hear the top of the roof come off
>kill everybody in there

Have you seen them?

>You can shake your hips
>You can seal your lips
>I can't make that trip
>And all life's fears
>Can invade my ears
>I can handle it

i listened to it for the first time yesterday and it blew me away

Let me begin

Do you remember how you wore that dress?

WELCOME TO MY DREAM

Get get get get got got got got

As he lights an American spirit

Belligerent ghouls run
Manchester schools

>spirit of my silence I can hear you- but I'm afraid to be near you

I saw the virgin's cunt spawning forth the snake

>AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAIIIAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHIIIAAAAAAAAAA
>DOOOOOOOOM'S EATING GLOOOOOOOOOM IN HIS ROOOOOOOOOOOM
>DESTROOOOOOOOY THE INFIDEEEEEEEEL

lol woops I fucked the image up. my bad.

this desu

HE ASKS HOW I CAN SMOKE SUCH SHIT.

There are really people who genuinelly like this album here?

>Rather than I want to hold your hand, I wanna swallow you whole.

This

EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>Here comes the rain again
>falling on my head like a memory
>falling on my head like a new emotion

>Cat's foot iron claw, neurosurgeons scream for more,
>At paranoia's poison door... Twenty first century schizoid man