/metal/ general - black metal sucks edition

>black metal fans in real life

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Hello. My name is Charles Michael "Chuck" Schuldiner (May 13, 1967 – December 13, 2001). Please vote in my poll to determine which of my albums was the greatest.

strawpoll.me/10386760

If you don't I will have to zombie rape you in your sleep. And you don't want people thinking you're a faggot, do you?

second for beating your wife

quit posthumously self promoting you shill

what's the metal equivalent of the crazy world of arthur brown?

post black metal
youtube.com/watch?v=8TYD4gItqSM

So much this

Kill all blackers

>the faggots who pick SH or TSOP

I actually can't decide which is worse

youtube.com/watch?v=FSt-6KgN1rI

>unironically sounding/looking/being this bad

>M-m-m-ommy don't make me go the chvrche :c

>mom fug u reeeee

Guys for real I can't find a damn photo. Help?

Is that the morbid saint font ?

get fucked fagman

youtube.com/watch?v=42iQZXs23ng

Post good Metallica songs from their two-thousand-and-three release titled Saint Anger.

LET
JESUS
FUCK YOOOOOOOOOO
BLEERGH

I tried, but I couldn't find anything

Look through your history
>being this mad

Might as well make your own general where you can circlejerk war metal and cry whenever somebody mentions Defheaven you untermensch

You must be above 18 to post on this bored

>untermensch
yo did you just do this unironically

shouldn't you be in school?

If anything BM is for angsty 16 years old wiggers

And you know it's trve
That so happens to be another meme word related to BM

I'm not a fan of black metal but some of those riffs were gnarly

>You must be above 18 to post on this bored
You must be above 18 to post on this borad

check out 1349

Mercyful Fate, duh

>You must be above 18 to post on this borad
You must be avobe 18 to post on this drobe

i just wanted to post this pic of happy doggeo

>You must be avobe 18 to post on this drobe
BOOGA OOGA ABUBU 18 DUH GOOBA OOGA

At least all this BM bashing is slowly replacing the "Vektor is actually good" meme

>Average BM vocals

...

>BOOGA OOGA ABUBU 18 DUH GOOBA OOGA
EEEEEEERGH EEEEEEEEERGGGGHHHH ERRRGGHHHH 18 EEERHGGHGHH

What was that from again?

>Bashing

Euthanasia is more fitting

man that was ust awful

quite a nice penis

you are my favourite artist of all time

Ooga Booga Slicin Up dat Nigguh

UGH OOG OOG BOOGA

So when did you outgrow Black ?

youtube.com/watch?v=4wNN2NukRS8

...

When I took my first breath

>she's a drummer of an OOGA BOOGA band
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>black metal sucks edition
/thread
I have no idea why this thread is alive. I'll just leave this shit here then.
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>trying this ard

>MUH OOGHA WHEN I SEE THESE STONE WALL MESSAGES

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Memeing the child.

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they're so goofy, i like them

R8 my metal collection

been growing since 2003 now

>/thread

Truly a blackhead nigger, funny how intense anti-shitposting became after BM finally gets the treatment it dserves

She looks like a little boy with long hair

That is quite possibly the ugliest cover I've ever seen

oh god this is divinely funny

But...that's the best thing about girls.

how does Krut Cobraine speak with worms now? Was it self stone smash or done by other tribe?

hey does this board like /metal/? I do ;) hehe I'm a girl btw my bloody valentine is my favorite band my best song by them is "waking the demon" it's got a pretty deep video check it out :3

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So this is what pop black metal sounds like

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memetors man did krut

Shes kind of neat

>does this board like /metal/?
/metal/ doesn't even like /metal/

same desu senpai

Still more entertaining than Black Metal

>tfw no vegan metalhead gf

nigga you ded. that's the most faggot thing a man can do. don't go callin other people faggots if you can't even into life

>Black Metal

they're basically a spurdo version of varg

...

is Varg a vegan? I think his wife is

What's the metal equivalent of this scene?
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What the fuck is the deal with anime's

>i think anime is stuff like Akira, Howl's Moving Castle and Grave of the Fireflies
>that scene is what "true" anime is

зиc тpeд из фop фeгитc )))

they should kill themselves

what the hell was that

Opeth - Terminal Reduxi

NotTuRouT

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Apex of music

Anime died in 1998. Only 12 good anime have been released since then (most of them in 1999, being already greenlit by 1998). Anime achieved its creative peak in works like Ashita No Joe, Wings Of Honneamise, and The Legend of the Galactic Heroes, elevating the medium into a legitimate art form. Now, thanks to Lucky Star and Love Hina, all its potential was squandered and the medium has been reduced into being mere gimmick ridden pandering for virgin otaku (i.e. the lowest common denominator - stop trying to turn underground anime into My Little Pony).

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What is the metal equivalent of this anime?
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kek

Best starting place for Mercyful Fate? Assuming Melissa and Oath.

youtube.com/watch?v=5uicCebkP2M

>pic related
also anybody know the name of this band?

Black metal

why was that cut so quickly? its making me dizzy.

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C H R O N O L O G I C A L L Y

>metal equivalent of anime

Probably Tech Death?

There's this "theory" that autistic types like anime because they're impervious to normal non-verbal displays of emotion that most films for adults are based on so they watch overblown hyper-emotional Mongolian cartoons. Teach Death probably has the same appeal for the same people.

Judas Priest
Teekyu is the height of anime and Judas Priest is the height of metal, Usakame is like Tim "Ripper" Owens era Priest

Einstuffensnitzel Neuhausen or something of that nature.

What would be the metal equivalent to this?
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>source:My literal ass

>Wh-What?!

A reminder that BM is absolute shit

damn this is pretty good. not really metal tho

What's the metal equivalent of this vid?
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Reminder that all metal is good except the core

It's a more sensible place than this general that's for sure.

And Black

youtube.com/watch?v=wniXxeTJlyM

I know LE CRINGE XDDDD is a meme but damn I actually cringed.