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Transforming God Edition

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why was this album reissued with an uglier cover?

Goktor - Terminal Magma Redux (ft. Bjorn "Speed" Strid)

I'M A BAD MOTHERFUCKER

Thoughts on Asking Alexandira?
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Does the reissue sound any different or is it the same master?

Let's dig deep in our libraries and post a single song of a band that you think no one on /metal/ knows about:

I'll start

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because they apparently feel its important to purportedly demonstrate that davinci's man is some sort of code.

*that code apparently being 777

this is 666 which they don't seem to know about since 777 is so far removed in they're depiction.

NOT A FUCKING ROLE MODEL

youtube.com/watch?v=sOYk-uENQJ0

AS YOU RUN THROUGH MY JUNGLE ALL YOU HEAR IS RUBMLE

Well this was a thorough disappointment. It was hyped up to me as some god-tier record by a friend but it was just sort of okay.

SUUUCK
MYYY
FUUUCK

Wow, that was great! Thanks for sharing, mate.

Now that's some shit right there.

Which metal is really “speed metal”? Not just thrash with a little bit speedy riffs.

777 THE NUMBER OF THE GAMBLER

you'd already know if you weren't a falsie

It's thrash without the thrashing but not too technical.

Holy shit

I assume their album cover is meant to depict that 777 is a ratio of the human body which seems to imply 666 is the ratio of the "overlord" body or whatever. Just a hunch.

that pose is so hot man

>djent

a shit indeed

whenever hipsterfags say i hate hipster bm just because they don't wear corpse paint, i just point to these guys. btw why don't /meal/ bash on these guys as much as the other meme bands?

Because James Kelly is hot and everyone here is gay

Because White Tomb is GOAT

>implying our Boy George and HHH aren't hot

WHO /longhair/ HERE?
SHORT HAIR FALSE NO ENTRY

Do you keep your mane in shiny smooth condition or leave it in a brittle rat nest?

>try to goad /metal/ into a /soc/ crossover thread to prove they're /longhair/
>want to see if my fellow posters really are trve vikings
>will probably end up in disappointment anyway

I was until i realised that longhairs are the true falsies

>hhh
>hot
I do agree with George though

>haircut at the handsome factory

hnnng

It's ogre

What makes black metal "black"?

Metallica epitomized speed metal. Kill Em All and Ride The Lightning specifically.

>2016
>not listening to Demilich and Demilich-inspired bands on a daily basis

Fuck Candlelight for fucking up artwork

The trilogical claritones

its greatest greatest exponent being jack black. rip

come one, the original is terrible too

No it's not

HAND ON TRIGGER

>HHH
he's the utmost adorkable, but i dunno about hot

more like electro-djent

Anyone have the doom metal version of pic related?

got this one but it's pretty shit

Here, I found the old shitty pastebin for you:
pastebin.com/mH6Kx32L

>doom chart
>half of it is stoner/sludge

look at this baby-faced little fuck

he's 31, can you believe it?

As I said, it's pretty shit, saved it way back when meal started wanking sludge all of a sudden

ty, yeah think I'll go with the pastebin one

oily but brittle rat nest here.

I keep it PRIMITIVE

How is electric wizard sludgy?

Probably some wanker wanted to put in an extra stoner band. Dunno, didn't make it.

i bet metal fans would enjoy hardcore like Madball and Turnstile and Fury Of Five if they consisted of long haired fat swedish metal dudes and not frat bros

that is the only reason you dislike hardcore. not the music. the image and style. it doesn't suit you. it's the antithesis of what metal is about visually speaking. too normie.

but it's practically the SAME music.

FYUUUUNERAL A

POLICEEEEEEE

you already know

It's not and if you don't get it you shouldn't post here.

Am I watching a new meme being born?

haha that's not how it works i will shit up your thread and there's nothing you can do about it.

it is practically the same though. not literally the same.

heavy distorted guitar riffs. aggression. the energy. the power. it's in both the subcultures.

unless you're just some black metal atmoshitter then obviously you're not going to enjoy ANYTHING

Who Ungod, Rotting Christ, Samael, Varathron, Sorcier Des Glaces, Varathron here?

actually we're all djentshitters here

youtube.com/watch?v=wKZs6WY0GjU

...

this is also acceptable i enjoy djent.

It's not the same music but I can admit that I'd enjoy it more with a different aesthetic / fanbase.

based

btw I think you're right with your assumptions

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First 2 Helloween albums are great. Newer stuff would be Vulture and the Ranger demos.

i bet metal fans would enjoy power electronics like Grunt and Nicole 12 and Pain Nail if they consisted of long haired fat swedish metal dudes and not a bald fat finnish fetish porn dude

that is the only reason you dislike PE. not the music. the image and style. it doesn't suit you. it's the antithesis of what metal is about visually speaking. too degenerate.

but it's practically the SAME music.

>you're eating alone at a restaurant when suddenly this man, one Bjorn Speed Strid, sits down at your table without saying a word and starts to eat from your strawberry and whipped cream desert
>he eats in what can only be described as as a very suggestive manner
>he pauses to stare at you intently, cream smeared on the side of his lip
>"we know how to spit or swallow"

what do you do?

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literally metal even though its hardcore

What a garbage list. Half of it is stludge, no Reverend Bizarre and "Female Vocals" has its own row? I am actually surprised how a chart consisting of so many good albums could miss the point so hard and suck.

bring out the mercury shadow?

Because AOP is good.

James Kelly is also an amazing vocalist. The vocals in Teethed Glory are god-tier.

i bet metal fans would enjoy EBM like Nitzer Ebb and Front 242 and DAF if they consisted of long haired fat swedish metal dudes and not strangely homoerotic belgian dudes with weird hairstyles and sunglasses

that is the only reason you dislike PE. not the music. the image and style. it doesn't suit you. it's the antithesis of what metal is about visually speaking. too cyberpunk.

but it's practically the SAME music.

i bet metal fans would enjoy classical music like Mozard and Brahms and Bach if they consisted of long haired fat swedish metal dudes and not old german men with powdered wigs

that is the only reason you dislike classical. not the music. the image and style. it doesn't suit you. it's the antithesis of what metal is about visually speaking. too refined.

but it's practically the SAME music.

>i bet metal fans would enjoy classical music like Mozard and Brahms and Bach if they consisted of long haired fat swedish metal dudes and not old german men with powdered wigs


I bet they actually would

What metal fan doesn't like Bach?

This cover is better

I think that lots of Mozart's music would be too happy and light sounding to cater to the stereotypical metalhead. Bach and romanticists would be good picks though.

>tfw I got Glenn Gould's recording of the well tempered clavier for 3€
>4 lps, NM quality

gays like this band
girls like this band
guys who want girls to like them pretend to like this band

Is there such a thing as objectively heavier in metal?

So you only listened to it once, probably while scrolling your tumblr, great well done

I don't know, but a lot of faggots keep saying Electric Wizard's Dopethrone is the heaviest, and then some niggers come along and say Swans, I don't care anymore. I do think slower stuff tends to feel heavier though, faster stuff is more brutal

true

but can a riff be both extremely heavy and extremely brutal?

Yeah
Like Katalepsy - Taedium Vitae

Yes

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I guess that's true. I've been getting into metal properly for just about a year now and started off with early doom and then been listening to a lot of stoner/sludge stuff for a few months. Decided to start trying to get into black metal now and to my surprise it doesn't really sound heavy at all. Always had an impression black was as heavy as it gets. But hey, still liking it so far.

with better production and different vocals maybe
as it is it's just poo-tah poo-tah-tah poo-tah.
>cuckalepsy

I think there's a third road where metal is more of a grim/dark/bleak thing, so it's not all heaviness or brutality

Oh no, Black is supposed to be GRIM, not heavy, I don't know what gave you that impression.

He's right though. Fagalloch sucks, you silly atmoshitter.

turn it up loud

Death and Doom will always sound heavier because bands have a greater propensity to use downtuning and 'thicker' guitar tones, Black Metal's aesthetic has, generally, favoured more brittle tones and less bass overall. Not a hard and fast rule given the breadth of production styles used in Black and Death but generally speaking that would be the reason

i bet metal fans would enjoy minimalism like Steve Reich and Phillip Glass and Terry Riley if they consisted of long haired fat swedish metal dudes and well educated americans

that is the only reason you dislike minimalism. not the music. the image and style. it doesn't suit you. it's the antithesis of what metal is about visually speaking. too clean.

but it's practically the SAME music.