> at party
> hey user here's the aux cord show us some of your tunes man
what do you play without seeming like an autist?
> at party
> hey user here's the aux cord show us some of your tunes man
what do you play without seeming like an autist?
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Something that isn't autistic
that aux isn't even plugged in they're just trying to make you feel wanted
Sister Ray
Music
beatles
Nah man, I don't have any songs in my smart phone however I can show you some neat tricks
>unzips jeans
ryoji ikeda
Disclosure - Magnets
>calling them "tunes"
kys
FloriDaDa
Not as bad as people describing them as 'lit' or 'fire'
I'll play some drill. Just to fuck with everyone. Then I never have to worry about that aux cord.
RAM
Homework
RTJ 2
I've never been to a party, what do people play?
W-E-F-U-N-K
beer pong and goon of fortune mostly
goon of fortune?
You sure are autistic for playing that
i have yet to attend a party where anything trendy played, usually they just have a shitty buttrock station blaring or drug rap.
Not as bad but still bad and you should feel ashamed for saying it.
Oh shit this is a 'party.'
Drill always go well with those shitty ghetto parties I crash. Those ones were everyone just parks at the same place and just let loose.
aye so you strap goon bags to the corners of a clothes line and you spin the clothes line and who ever it lands near has to drink from the goon sack.
neon indian or justice
It wasn't me by the way
I played Boris' cover of Sometimes at a party kek
and this is why Australia is teetering on the brink of third world status
haha nice user that comment was LIIIT
IIIIII LOOOOVVVVEEEEE YYOOOOOUUUUU JJJEEEEESSSSUUUUUUSSSSSSS CCCCUUUUUHHHHHRRRRRIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIISSSSSTTTTTTTT
Chunes man ya knu the west landon
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Sup Forums was a better place when the word autist wasn't just a general insult for anything I don't like.
Australia has the highest output of scientific papers in the southern hemisphere, and as of 2012 the sixth highest scientific output per capita in the world.
Yeah, what he said
get fucked
Sixth out of the seven continents?
Is this normie? Might be a bit too emotional.
rekt
I've heard Get Low by Lil Jon play at most parties I've been to so I would probably choose that
defnietly not normie because its different than the shit theyre used to
yep, just ahead of antarctica :^)
One of the more straightforward of Montreal songs. I keep up the illusion of being """way into music""" while only having to pay dance pop.
GFOTY
That would be autistic af
never reveal your power level user, normies will never understand
Give us some background info on this party, is this a normie party where you dont know most of the people? Or is this your closest friends?
Is it a rager? Or some calmer social gathering, such as a BBQ?
This is not important however, because I always just put on Merzbow.
New Chance, new Drake, new Ye.
Or just put on Panda.
The Weeknd (Trilogy era)
Plebs will think you're deep and patrician without thinking you're weird
Patricians may give you shit but you can say you just appreciate the production and call it "easy background music" and they'll get off you're back
Just be careful because some songs are too slow and long
Let's say its a normie gathering of about 12 people of which you only know 1 or 2 . Drinking is involved and you have to make an impression or you will be shunned by said normies
Good choice but out of that selection only Glass Table Girls and High for This is acceptable
I played Skepta and The Bug once and it went good
I live in the hipster capital of my country, so most of the parties I go to usually play jangly indie rock or bleep.
I bet I can put on field recordings of nails on chalkboard, and some guy would walk up and go "Dude, what is this? I need to get this on vinyl".
Usually I put on Todd Terje - Inspector Norse, to get things going.
Rec me some bangers boyo
Show off your jingles brethren
>implying i get invited to parties
>implying i even have friends
Clearly this thread isn't for you. Loser.
>make this thread for the millionth time
>still gets responses
man i remember why i stopped coming to Sup Forums
>hipster capital
Amsterdam?
nah, Im from Norway.
g-eazy
Depends on the party.
If its friends I'll play something I know most people like.
If not something that fits what was being played before
I don't hang out with people who would think funk music is autistic.
why it hard for people to hear unfamiliar music without making snap judgement or getting annoyed? what causes the reaction?
kek
Disclosure - F for you
Chrome Sparks - Marijuana
Nicolas Jaar - Mi Mujer
here you go faggots
Yes this and golden gal
Play Migos all night long of course
Death Grips
Okay boyos, get your rectums ready
*starts up Floridada*
It's their most accessible album
some of the dancier bmsr tunes if it's live, washed out if it's more low key
...
Let it Happen.....TUUUUUUUUUUUUUNE.
Waterford Whispers are funny fuckers
Boys by M.I.A.
you should blast Inanimate Senasation somewhere in between
maybe pantera. Cowboys from hells will do.
Jai Paul or Neon Indian
Maybe even Three Six Mafia or Danny Brown
Probably Paranoid Android
Can anyone here describe an American party? Argiefag here, we have some different shit in here.
just put some reggaeton and the bitches will start dancing
Only right answer
Done it before, everyone was very drunk and died laughing, thinking it was a christian parody song.
if you wanna look like a retard play noise, slow music from 1960s, your favourites and jazz
if you wanna look cool play EDM, black Nigga(tm) shit like Kanye or Llamar or Eminem
hell anything that is popular makes you get accepted. I´d personally start off with Panda, then play some of the shit from TLOP & Lemonade, Vikings coz it has a sick drop and Schoolboy Q coz ive never seen people have bad time with it in clubs. Might throw in a Frozen or some other Disney song remixed just to seem childish and unperfect ;^)
>everybodys white
>reggae
for that situations connect it to your computer, open spotify and select the list billboard 200 or some shit like that
Reggaeton is not reggae
the actual, correct answer
anything other than this and normies will think youre a freak for some reason
Anyway heres wonderwall
unless you´re Diplo or have 90% blacks in audience i dont get how ethnic jamaica memes would work
I have a couple Busdriver songs.
Doesn't really work in gringolandia
yes
Really? What is their reaction?
Only correct answer.
I think you're a little lost here pal. Yeah reggae doesn't really work in parties, you're right nobody disagreed with you. The thing is REGGAETON is not REGGAE. Now do your homework and search what reggaeton is.
Marylin Manson - Sweet Dreams
They don't really dance. They sometimes just talk and kinda move around, but there's times when they go batshit crazy.
Start off with jimmy James by the Beastie boys, get weirder from there, and feel the response
eurobeat
>they go batshit crazy.
what you mean by that?
Correct answer
mostly guys
> mainstream rap, eg Drake, Kanye, Schoolboy Q, Kendrick
mostly girls
>"""edm""", eg Porter Robinson, Flume, some Lana Del Rey remix