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/metal/ general: Deep sea edition

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>metallum accepts garbage like
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>but refuses to accept stuff like this
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Im getting into bongripper, what albums should i avoid?

good ones

>mfw DIARRHETIC SHARK SHIT

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thats bjorn "speed" strid

What does /meal/ think about Mentors?

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How come they're not memed more often? They describe their music as "Rape Rock".

>armored eyeballs
How can other fish even compete?

>Dunkleosteus
black metal
>Liopleurodon
death metal
>Megalodon
thrash metal
>Sperm Whale
doom metal
>Basilosaurus
???
>Anomalocaris
Glam Metal

eye bones are actually fairly common among bigger fishes. They prevent eyeballs from collapsing due to pressure.

The girls on that album cover are perfect. Top floof.

that sounds way too edgy for me

>80's
There's your answer, /metal/ is filled with underaged teens who think the 90's were the best decade for metal and only listen to a few choice 80's bands

Nice riffs.

ISHITROBOTS

bretty good

better than black metal

I'm far too old to be on Sup Forums and 95% of the albums I like are from the early 90s desu

This joke's wearing fin

>She hasn't been laid in days,
>Now she's covered in Mayonnaise
what did he mean by this?

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>this was in my recommended videos

that's what I get for listening to all your dumb memegrind bands

The Mentors/Facecast collab when?

>tfw the mentors predicted grimes

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god that's fucking hot

I came

magma leaking when

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Soon

>SHE HAS SORES ON HER PISS FLAPS
>ONE THING IS VERY CERTAIN
>SHE'S GOT SORES ON HER MEAT CURTAINS
>THE SORES ARE SPREADING DOWN HER LEGS
>IT LOOKS LIKE SOME SCRAMBLED EGGS
>SHE'S GOT CRUSTS DOWN TO HER KNEES

what did he mean by this?

Are Beyond Creation any good?

Just got some new T-shirts with fabric transfer papers, what metal logos or images should I print on them?

I only did Opeth logo yet

He means she doesn't charge extra for anal

They're one of the better bad tech death bands

make one with a picture of Björn "Speed" Strid

Senpai, are you wearing socks and sandals?

>not buying official merchandise
Jesus, do fags pirate shirts now?

>IT LOOKS LIKE SOME SCRAMBLED EGGS

Yes I'm Czech

do prdele jooooo

>try to form metal band
>somehow get a rehearsal space on college campus
>doing auditions for vocalist
>many choices, but this one girl just elbows her way in
>decide to humor her and tell her to sing for me
>she sounds like a dying whale, not even the right vocal style for what i want
>tell her to get lost, comes back later with some guy
>oh shit it's the president
>tells me to let her join because i need a diverse lineup and i need to respect her feelings
>mfw

the one's you don't fucking like...

>Czech

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Inexplicably top-tier film.

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Too poor

Congrats on your addition to the band

so, what did you do?

You just made angry Carl eyes at him?

this never happened

Can't do shit. Gotta let her join, or I get expelled.
Over a fucking metal band

What is the most metal video game ever made?

>she sounds like a dying whale
that's fucking metal though

PLUTONIA 2

(with mouselook)

brutal legend

>tfw been in a proggy thrash band for 3 years
>generally the frontman writes the music, I'm just the guitarist
>one day I decide to write some music on a sheet with neo-classical noodling and try to convince the band it would give us a unique sound to make classical influenced tech-thrash
>they all look at me like I'm retarded

you asked for it

Doom 1/brutal doom

Painkiller

>tfw new DOOM contains djent

okay here's what you do

plug a drive pedal and a reverb drive into the feed, and also a pitch shifter to achieve some layered vocals.

And you will have achieved the well-known harsh EBM vocal effect, which is a decent substitute for most extreme metal vocals.

I find this really hard to believe, user.

Czech'd your dubs friend

REMOVE DJENT

>white t-shirt
>not black
absolutely disgusting

but you should make one with pic related. that is, if you're kvlt enough.

>tfw you went 1 toke too far and turned into a giant toad and your friend can't

Metal for this feel?

If the situation is this dramatic you mind as well fuck her

Jesus
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>proggy thrash

I have black ones too

>DOOM has modern, nu-male buttmetal instead of old, white trash buttmetal
What a surprise

>says he's poor
>has white AND black shirts
This nigga

ooh do this one

What in the actual fuck

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>tim is gay

What did he mean by this?

I had a lot of fun last week playing UT2004 and listening to Destroyer 666 and Cruel force.
Mutators: Surper Berserk and Vampire turn this shit to completely new level

Weedeater

that image isn't wrong

>I'm gonna give you aids
what did he mean by this?

i-it's not my fault that my nip blood dooms me into writing neo-classical wankery

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playing World of Tanks and blastan Bolt Thrower was my greatest pleasure in life before my PC took a shit

I'll never understand Nip metal's obsession with Western Classical music, lad. Even fucking Babymetal and your drone metal bands have neo-classical noodling

Classical music is the music of the elite though. Tchaikovsky, Tchaikovsky, Tchaikovsky, the list can go on...

Yngwie, Symphony X and Stratovarius are also huge in Japan

Go Satan Worshipping doom > Hate Ashbury > Miserable > Great Barrier reefer > Hippie Killer

Don't know if I'd recommend Heroin, it's nothing like the rest of the albums. More drone-ish I think you'd call it.

Why? Did they give a reason?

Who gave you the permission to discuss FUN

What is with the anti-black metal meme here? I used to avoid it like the plague because I associated it with hardcore and other bullshit, but I finally gave it a proper try and it's fucking great.

Hate Ashbury has a lot of drone parts too though, so if you're just looking for doom then it might not be for you

DUDE THEY LOOK LIKE SCMUCKS

But the sad thing is that it's more than enough to happen in our current generation

metallum claims to have a strict policy on not allowing the millions of touhou cover bands, which is funny considering they have 20 of those bands on there with the excuse that "t-t-they also make original music sometimes".
a large chunk of agent 0's discog is original music

Honestly, I love bm but it's so much fun to shit on

i was born in the wrong generation too

>Hippie Killer last
Why, user? I hope you're not ranking them in terms of quality. HK is one of my favorite drone-doom (or fucking whatever genre they are) albums.

>mfw nudoom contains /bleep/

Just doesn't click for me, even think Reefer Sutherland is a pretty bland song. Not so much about quality, just my opinion

Too true my brother. Only G_D can save Evropa from the leftists now

>metallum won't allow Agent 0 because they're touhou slam
>meanwhile they allow touhou black metal

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>1:18
I just grew a vagina

>touhou metal is a thing
God bless /jp/ and the touhou fanbase.

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