Fellow Pitchfork patricians, it is once again the time for our nightly countdown for Pitchfork's new reviews to be updated on the site at 1am eastern time.
10.0? 0.0? Best New Music? Best New Reissue? 8.0+ with no BNM? A shitty set of 7's and below? Weird Al’s eternal BNM incoming hypetrain! Noctourniquetcourtsney Barnett Review? Titus Andronicus being robbed once again? Dead Sara finally getting an 8.3 BNM? Ian FUCKIN' Cohen? Ryan "THE TASTEMAKER" Dombal? Lindsay "qt feminist" Zoladz? [retired patrician, memory lives on forever] Jayson "8.7" Greene? Larry "retired BNM godfather" Fitzmaurice? Craig "Meme Rap" Jenkins? [taking the Big Apple’s publications by storm] Brandon “Meme Metal” Stosuy? [retired, metal albums still won't get BNM, everyone still won't care] qt Kim "retired Meal Goddess now at Noisey" Kelly? Grayson "Grizzly" Currin? Brian "Backup" Howe? Mark "the elder statesman" Richardson? Evan "IS GARAGE ROCK DEAD" Minsker? Meaghan “retired trap queen" Garvey? Andy "secretly alpha" Beta? Zoe "¡DALE!" Camp? [retired, will probably still get asked to show feet] Philip "Electronic Wizard” Sherburne? Stephen "M." Deusner? Laura "Sun Kil Buffoon" Snapes?
Will someone dethrone Radiohead/Chance the Rapper’s 9.1 for AOTY?
OFFICIAL and accurate 2016 BNM Tally: 25
The most wonderful time of the night, every night, right now. Here it is, the nightly P4K thread. Time to get comfy.
>Tonight's Top Stories -This thread stands with Kesha eternally -Aphex Twin EP incoming -Freddie Gibbs arrested in France -This thread hypes and supports DIIV, Bat for Lashes, Peter, Bjorn and John, Local Natives, DJ Shadow, and Swans. -/p4k/ forever
Tyler Mitchell
You will never get that Pitchfork internship you always wanted.
Benjamin Mitchell
OP stop being a faggot everyone here knows "Pitchfork patricians" is an oxymoron.
Personally i think this post is constantly being submitted by some pitchfork fag.
Justin Brown
>newfags detected
Evan Anderson
p4k never die
Christopher Thompson
>-This thread stands with Kesha eternally
This threads stands with Michael Gira, Freddie Gibbs, Afrika Bambaataa, Heathcliff Berru & Dr. Luke -- and rejects the rape culture hysteria of Meagan Garvey, Amber Coffman, Larkin Grimm and Ke$ha.
Elijah Garcia
Dead Sara - Pleasure To Meet You 8.3 BNM
Aaron Gonzalez
nah
Samuel Harris
dr-cox-scrubs-where-do-you-think-you-are.gif
Eli Sanchez
What's everyone listening to?
Joseph King
who the fuck does metal now
David Howard
These threads are SO dead
p4k culture is fucking dead and im so happy
enjoy your pity bump
Jordan Evans
Someone should make a comparison image like that with Alternative/indie music and Hip-Hop.
Nathaniel Cook
who the fuck are you exactly?
Anthony Ortiz
how's everybody doing tonight?
oh, hey there! welcome to Sup Forums!
Anthony Barnes
no one, metal will continue to not get BNM and everyone will continue to not care. nice dubs.
Daniel Cooper
FREDDIE GIBBS INNOCENT
Andrew Martin
Did anyone see Zoe's soles today on her snapchat story?
I can finally die having lived a happy fulfilled life now
Carter White
The Strokes 6.no one gives a shit anymore
William Robinson
Post please
Josiah Nguyen
I don't want her to see I screenshotted and kick me off her friends desu
Isaiah Robinson
NIGHTLY RUNDOWN The Strokes 6.0 BTFO by Jeremy Gordon The Kills 6.2 by Stuart Berman Lone 7.6 by Philip Sherburne White Zombie 8.1 by Evan Minsker
Julian Mitchell
How would she know it's u senpai?
Oliver Perez
>Angles 5.9 >Comedown Machine 6.1 >Future Present Past 6.0
Brody Gonzalez
you get a notification if someone screenshots and it shows you their name
fwiw they are as perfect as you can imagine
Jackson Morales
it's due to the shitty site redesign
After the redesign I don't check out these threads anymore because the format pisses me off so much
Julian Cruz
Senpai go to your app store and download a free screen recorder
That's how I save all Snapchat pics
Gavin Cox
howd u even get her to add u famalam
she ever personally send u stuff?
Liam Parker
yes. nudes.
Logan Ramirez
no way
Levi Cook
What's her screen name?
Owen Jones
zoe is a goddess and all, but tbqh my life has improved at least 80% ever since charli xcx got on snapchat.
Zachary Jones
Angles is underrated, but only by about 2 points. Comedown Machine is underrated by a point.
This EP is overrated by about 6.0 points.
Jayden Miller
P4k needs to delete that killer mike/tim and eric article if they haven't already
Jeremiah Evans
jzcamp
i just requested her is all
and no, i'm too scared to send her a regular snap myself...
