Old EEEEERGH
/metal/ general - EBU GOGO EDITION
Zachary Rodriguez
Thomas Mitchell
black metal is shit Tbh
Joseph Phillips
ooga booga semen chugga
John Perry
>atmoblack
Ryan Davis
>any black
Levi Murphy
NEO-THRASHERS LEAVE THE HALL
Xavier Sanchez
Ryan Green
>mfw corpsepaint poseurs
Robert Lopez
who /checkem/
Dominic Fisher
What's your fucking problem, dude?
Please get a trip so I can filter you if you can't explain it coherently.
Jaxon Young
>ebu gogo - forcing the meme
Tyler Rivera
>When you've already poured black semen into her unspoiled slit but she still riding u
Mason Diaz
neo-Thrashers are cucks
William Hall
...
Jonathan King
t.
Isaiah Clark
>Forced to enjoy foreign semen
Adam Evans
...
David Perez
>when you can taste the sweet taste of rot and decay but you still sucking
Zachary Miller
WE STAND AT ITS FEEEEEEET
AND STARE IT STRAIGHT IN THE EEEEEEYE
Daniel Rivera
>Nine weeks pregnant
>A child carrying a child
>Eight weeks dead
>Both of them
Luke Myers
recc me some groovy bleg medal like late gorgoroth
Joshua Wood
>ylykys metal edition
youtube.com
Blake Mitchell
BLACK METAL SUCKS
Evan Ramirez
William Rogers
WARNING!
OFFENDED NEO-THRASHERS MAY TREAD UPON THIS POINT
Austin Gonzalez
QUICKLY RIFFING ON ONE NOTE IS SURELY SOMETHING TO ASTOUND
Noah Diaz
>this point = your mom
Brandon Perry
I have a hard question. I need name for a finnish black metal band/album. I remember it was hand drawn cover where lonely peasant was walking towards a cabin.
Daniel Nelson
...
Henry Campbell
>Black Metal
Easton Allen
phil fuck off
Zachary Phillips
I'll have you know that the band is not named Ebu Gogo.
Jack Gray
DUDE HOW DO YOU LIKE MY SUICIDAL TENDENCIES SNAP BACK? MY MOM GOT IT FOR MY BIRTHDAY BECAUSE I HAD TO SAVE UP MONEY FOR MY EXODUS SNAPBACK
Jaxson Flores
>egu gogo gutting the poseur.jpg
Landon Powell
Ebu Gogo - Correcting the Poster
Jonathan Wright
this?
Elijah Long
DUDE DO YOU LIKE MY LEATHER JACKET ? AND MY LEATHER BOOTS ? AND MY LEATHER TRINKETS ? AND MY PLASTIC AXE ? AND MY PLASTIC SKULL ?
IT COSTED ME 20K NOK
HAIL SATIN
Aiden Sanchez
This post was brought to you by the Djent defense force.
Ian Taylor
>mfw black falsies
Kayden Hill
I quit like it, Pablo-Chuan. So what do you think of this Testament backpatch? The jeans jacket I got from my grandma in Mexico, that's why it's so dirty, but that's fine so other people think I've gotten around a lot already LOL *high five*
Thomas Perez
pshh!
posers!
Kayden Robinson
Based user, you are awesome! Thank you!
Leo Williams
pretty sick, bro
I'm jelly
Cooper Allen
Someone please shop a cock in his hand.
Jeremiah Sanchez
Dude, I literally just googled "finnish black metal".
Brody Ross
>mfw blackie thinks blag metal is kool xD
Jordan Sanchez
...
James Taylor
>mfw Powerfags are falseflagging as black metallers
It's aright though, you are fighting the good fight
Joshua Morales
no, Hunter is pure
Colton Lopez
Who's this cute girl?
Jonathan Davis
I laughed
Caleb White
Too simple I see
Mason Rodriguez
>not equally defending black metal AND power metal
Andrew Harris
pretty much
Henry Lewis
POWER BLACK FRIENDSHIP TIL I DIE
Jaxson Powell
that's literally me atm desu
i feel so fucking embarrassed for laughing at this shit
Connor Reyes
Kys
Carter King
I'm an atmoshitter and I false flag as a powerfag
Nathan Cook
The new king of the rap game
kelvalhaal.bandcamp.com
Kel Valhaal is the name of the logical agency of faith and acephalic becoming in the The Ark Work, a gesamtkunstwerk which lives at the threshold between philosophical materialism and religion. It is also the moniker for the electronic project I’ve had going since 2010, though I’ve never done an official release until now. The aim of the project is to activate transcendental catharsis using the elements of sound design, and to gnaw on formal and cultural deadlocks between electronic music, rock, rap and classical music. Ultimately these are means of activating a creative-emotive state of divine intuition that is attuned to the object of ultimate concern: what the mystics call the “gift of tears”.
“If Liturgy is a vehicle for grand rock albums, Kel Valhaal is more low key, more of an ongoing flicker;; less finely wrought, with more frequent and shorter releases, more variation, less consistency, more experimentation.
“This music should be approached as one of three wings of a rotating vortex of music, thought and drama called The Perichoresis. Taking up the legacy of American Transcendentalism and German Romanticism with all its contradictory attraction and repulsion to/from underground music culture, the project has a horizon that is ethical, political, and eschatological. Kel Valhaal in part functions to ground Transcendental Qabala (a system of thought) as is also in part the manifestation of Aesthethics (an art practice). These three wings of the Perichoresis propel the ongoing drama of The Ark Work, which is a messianic intervention into global destiny.
Bentley Rogers
is that dick circumcised?
Brayden Morales
I stole my single mothers jeans jacket she worse when she got reached around at punk festivals during the 80's and stitched a Kreator back patch onto it
THRASH TIL I DIE \m/
Blake Nguyen
T R A N S C E N D E N T A L
Nolan Richardson
I skullfucked a goat for satan then killed myself
Trve Kvlt forever \m/
Joseph Murphy
That's metal as fuck
Brody Jackson
I know it's a meme here but Mgła - Exercises in Futility.
Great band and album by the way, saw them live earlier this year.
Connor Cruz
...
Camden Rivera
I killed a goat for satan then skullfucked myself
Trve kvlt forever \m/
Oliver Stewart
>tfw you'd unironically plug him
Brody Carter
I skullfucked satan then killed myself and a goat
Trve Kvlt forever \m/
Aiden Flores
I got stuck talking to a guy at a festival once who went on for hours about his cycle of high fantasy novels just like this. He wasn't a hot girl though so it wasn't as good
Adam Adams
AHAHAHAHAHAHHA 10/10
Grayson White
I WENT TO A TANKARD SHOW YESTERDAY AND GOT SO WASTED DUDE I DRANK A LOT OF BEER BUT THE MOSH WAS AWESOME AND WE HAD LOTS OF FUN DUDE I ALSO FUCKED PABLOS MOM LAST NIGHT
THRASH TIL I DIE \m/
Sebastian Gutierrez
Same
I'm straight btw
Luis Johnson
i memed a meme
do you meme the meme?
Matthew Lee
>all of this shit just because thrashers are butthurt nobody voted thrash in a stupid strawpoll.
Kayden Morris
Any caveman metal out there?
Henry Stewart
DUDE YESTERDAY I RECORDED ME MASTURBATING 2 CHORDS WITH A BURNT TOASTER IN THE MIDDLE OF SIBERIA
Trve Kvlt forever \m/
Grayson Edwards
I satankilled a goat for myself then skulled a fuck
Trve Kvlt forever \m/
Camden Diaz
The masses are asses
Quality for the elite
Adrian Sanchez
I assumed they were just trying to keep the shitposting going, nobody actually likes thrash right?
Luke Sullivan
youtube.com
If a Meal song had samples of this...dear God.
Aaron Hill
This is going to get worse before it gets better, right?
Logan Torres
DUDE FUCK THE INSTITUTIONS AND FUCK THE HATERS
DO YOU SEE THIS UGLY FOLDED SNAPBACK? THAT'S MY FUCKING SIGN DUDE! I DON'T FUCKING MESS AROUND MEET ME IN THE FUCKING MOSHPIT YOU STUPID ELITIST
THRASH TIL I DIE \m/
Owen Butler
BLS STOB
Camden Phillips
>the most popular form of extreme metal
>for the elite
Nolan Gonzalez
I satanically skullfucked a goat myself
Trve Kvlt forever \m/
Juan Powell
This thread is out of fucking control
Juan Morris
try bogo gogo and his cutthroat gang
Robert Allen
FUCKING SLAYEEEEEERRRR!
THRASH FOREVER THRASH TIL I DIE \m/
Josiah Cook
>extreme metal
Isaac Torres
>Americans
Austin Jones
>metal
James Parker
I took a piece of stainless steel and polished it until it twinkled like the stars.
Jackson Watson
>Mfw the most generic song from God Hates us All still has better songwriting than the average black metal song
Gb2/b/
Michael Wilson
that is the trvest guy I've ever seen
literally spent 50 years in a forest making the earth vibrate
Nathaniel Brown
>*grunts*
Isaac Baker
ignore this guy, Bobo Bolinsky's 'Grafting all the Time' is the pinnacle cavemanmeal
Asher Gray
Thrash borders on extreme metal, it really depends on the band which way it goes
Ryan Anderson
underrated post
Chase Wilson
Most isn't