My obsession with Lauren Mayberry has become debilitating. I usually enjoy crying, it makes me feel better. But this morning, I started crying because I was thinking about how I'll never be with her and the tears would not stop flowing. I finally had to get drunk to make it stop. I don't know what I'll do if this becomes a regular occurrence.
And no, I'm not Brandon. I'm just someone madly, deeply in love.
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Delete this
I wish I had a social media account so I could send this post to her.
Why don't you just kidnap a 13 year old boy
crazy
what if lauren saw that OP pic
i wonder what she'd think
Someone please, please, please send Lavren a screenshot of this post. Please.
i
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eat
her
ass
we should find out. Someone send it to her
this needs to happen
lemme lick that pussy baby
what the hell is wrong with you
monitoring this thread for the inevitable fallout once she gets the link
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It'd be funny, and don't pretend like it wouldn't
where's her "pussy" line?
Pussy line?
You mean her pussy? Lmao
this is not good will this board finally be shut down where will i go to discuss my rape fantasies without being shunned
Posting in case this does anything other than fizzle out
️OK brandon. Time to neck yourself
she needs a good fucking
>Tampon boy
>pussy line
Look who's talking!
Lauren would have a developing drinker's gut and an unshaved bush
No it won't. It'll drive away normies like never before.
she is scottish after all.
she'll still be cute though :3
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Summer
the hero we dont deserve
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He actually did it the absolute madman.
She probably won't see it though.
We need to make Sup Forums great again
wew
kek
Im only doing my job
Montie, this makes me forgive your tripcoding faggotry. I am burning my Mr Bungle records as I speak.
lmao just because you don't get to lick your schools hotties pussy line, no need to be butt hurt you fag
You are the hero Sup Forums needs
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funny isn't the right word
check'd
if you had written something like
>this is NOT okay. objectifying a woman like this is a VIOLATION. #problematic
then she would see it
Stop samefaging, Montie
She might be off playing a show with Death cab for cutie atm I'm afraid
Mu is done for
Timely reminder to be nice to Lavren!
Montie, not gonna lie mate but you've fucked up there, because if she comes here she'll see it was you that posted those and she'll hate you for life.
I try
>yfw Sup Forums gets shoot down because of this
im fucking moving to /lit/
Don't worry lads, the rozzers'll never find me, I'm behind 7 proxies.
wew lad
what a shitty photo shop.
LAUREN MUST HEAR OF THIS BRANDON
See you tomorrow
Someone screenshot this thread before it gets taken down
put me on the screencap plz
Oh, it's happening now
in the cití
Jesus christ this thread
Me too I want in the screencap
>it's another Sup Forums bullies Lavren episode
Too subtle
it begins...
currently wanking
Reminder
>posting screenshots of your posts in the thread youre linking to
klk?
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oh my god please let her see this
fucking kek
kekekek thats such a shitty photoshop job
It takes like two minutes to make one dipshit
post cum on photo
>Bullies
I think you mean "has mad bantz with" FA/\/\
inb4 thread is removed
ye, shop is way off
lauren doesn't have any hips or boobs to pull of a feminine figure
inb4 sjw mods delete this
DELETE THIS
were reaching Sup Forums levels here
Don't know if you are joking, op, but this also happened to me in high school. it was with a kpop singer though. god damn I was a faggot.
celebrity crushes can be powerful, it will go away in a couple years, or at least it did for me
holy christ montie your autism has finally done this board some good
Nigga we aren't even at /lit/ levels of bullying
>kpop
oh wow
nah /lit/'s the worst
>a couple years
wew
Friendly reminder of the last time this happened
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#standinsolidarity with Lauren today.
God, I just couldn't help myself
this is terrible
lavren if you're reading this I'm sorry and I'm not like the others
>tfw i meant to type lit
>tfw i look like an idiot now
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It's a meme u dip
can't, unless I print it out or something
what if mum found that crumpled up in the wastebasket
I want to be lauren mayberry's little baby tampon boy. i want to turn into a little crying baby and then suck on her breasts. her magic breast milk would turn me into a little baby tampon boy. she would stick me into her hoo-hoo and i would wait with anticipation spouting little baby goo-goo ga-gas waiting for her to bleed all over me. i want to feel her lauren mayberry blood inside my little goo-goo ga-ga baby tampon body. i want to absorb her hoo-hoo juices inside my little baby tampon boy body and goo-goo ga-ga like a little rolly-polly baby boy. it would be orgasmic to know i am one with her hoo-hoo lauren mayberry blood and i would giggle and goo-goo ga-ga and yelp with little baby boy excitement as i roll around in her lauren mayberry hoo-hoo and revel in her red juices, slurping them into my soft little baby tampon boy goo-goo ga-ga body. then i want her to pull me out and squeeze and wring my little baby tampon boy body so that her lauren mayberry hoo-hoo blood and juices spill all over her lauren mayberry face. it would hurt and i would scream in pained goo-goo ga-gas as pain envelops my little baby tampon boy body until i reach full climax and turn back into grown human man.
i suspected as much.
I chose to respond because it was very reminiscent of my experience.
oh boy
We're all going to get banned, so I hope this is worth it
does anyone in the world actually think misogyny isn't real
flush it down the toilet afterwards?
Woman's rights were a mistake