/p4k/ - Nightly Pitchfork Countdown Hypetrain Thread

Fellow Pitchfork patricians, it is time for our first ever nightly countdown for Pitchfork's new Sunday review to be updated on the site at 1am eastern time.

10.0?
0.0?
Best New Music?
Best New Reissue?
8.0+ with no BNM?
A shitty set of 7's and below?
Weird Al’s eternal BNM incoming hypetrain!
Noctourniquetcourtsney Barnett Review?
Titus Andronicus being robbed once again?
Dead Sara finally getting an 8.3 BNM?
Ian FUCKIN' Cohen?
Ryan "THE TASTEMAKER" Dombal?
Lindsay "qt feminist" Zoladz? [retired patrician, memory lives on forever]
Jayson "8.7" Greene?
Larry "retired BNM godfather" Fitzmaurice?
Craig "Meme Rap" Jenkins? [taking the Big Apple’s publications by storm]
Brandon “Meme Metal” Stosuy? [retired, metal albums still won't get BNM, everyone still won't care]
qt Kim "retired Meal Goddess now at Noisey" Kelly?
Grayson "Grizzly" Currin?
Brian "Backup" Howe?
Mark "the elder statesman" Richardson?
Evan "IS GARAGE ROCK DEAD" Minsker?
Meaghan “retired trap queen" Garvey?
Andy "secretly alpha" Beta?
Zoe "¡DALE!" Camp? [retired, will probably still get asked to show feet]
Philip "Electronic Wizard” Sherburne?
Stephen "M." Deusner?
Laura "Sun Kil Buffoon" Snapes?

Will someone dethrone Radiohead/Chance the Rapper’s 9.1 for AOTY?

OFFICIAL and accurate 2016 BNM Tally: 25

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I guess this isn't taking on

Hounds of Love 11.0 incoming

Is Hounds of Love actually good?

Like a 10.0 good?

It's definitely my favorite pop album. On certain days it's my favorite overall.

Kate Bush, and /p4k/, own so very hard. thank you.

I really like some of the songs in it, I think I prefer the Dreaming or Words For Snow as albums.

Also, ask a man who is trapped outside his house until the power is turned back on anything.


Listening to pic related

I wonder if they're going to be controversial with any of these at all, like panning the shit out of Miles Davis for no reason, or are they all going to be super-reverential?

yes
the dreaming is fucking incredible, but it's mastered really poorly

I'm wondering the same thing. Seems like they will be pretty non-controversial but they've got to know it will be very boring to hand out a 10 every Sunday.

They could decide to designate certain albums as classic that are off most people's radars. I guess that could be interesting.

This thread stands with Hillary eternally

Oh boi, here we go

>They could decide to designate certain albums as classic that are off most people's radars
Dead Sara 8.3 best classic album

How'd that happen?

The only two things I know about pitchfork is that their writing is shit and their ratings are arbitrary. Other than that, there's nothing worthy of note.

The only thing I know about you is that you're beautiful and you deserve to be happy

This is an historic day, y'all! I wonder if they'll assign a score or if it's just assumed to be a 10?

NIGHTLY RUNDOWN
Kate Bush 10 by Barry Walters
pitchfork.com/reviews/albums/21964-hounds-of-love/

This threads stands with Michael Gira, Freddie Gibbs, Afrika Bambaataa, Heathcliff Berru, Leslie Rasmussen & Dr. Luke -- and rejects the rape culture hysteria of Meagan Garvey, Amber Coffman, Larkin Grimm and Ke$ha.

Thanks user, I've never had such a sweet reply to a bait post before, much love

Predictions for future Sundays? Of course there are so many albums to choose from... I'd like to see a 36 chambers review

they should review everything that pissbaby chris ott had them remove

10/10

I agree for once