Weezer Thread

It's Rivers Cuomo's birthday.

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i wish it was his death day

more like rivers homo

That's some Metallica-level wordplay there famboy

Did Rivers throw a birthday party? Do you think anyone showed up?

I think even he didn't show up to his own party

Gene and Dean probably showed up with hot dates to laugh at Rivers while he autistically looked at the floor

Plot twist: Gener and Deaner's hot dates are each other

cute

I hope Dean and Rivers can work past this and form the supergroup we all want: Weener

Rivers performing God Only Knows
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let's all be comfy today, for rivers sake!

straightest guy ever

Rivers just opened my snap telling him Painting With sounds like Fanboy and Chumchum

>Damn Rivers, back at it again with the gender dysmorphia
Also can someone post the other picture with Rivers in the chair? He's kinda cute in that one.

gonna need context for this lad

Tell me about Rivers, why does he like to crossdress?

he might've smoked a few in his time

Definitely would

He kind of reminds me of Richey Edwards in this picture

He never thought it was a crime

I'm dumb she's rivers cuomo

Rivers has never been the same since he got absolutely BLOWN THE FUCK OUT in this rap battle

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I would never touch him. I think it would be wrong.

lmao his fucking face @ 1:10

At least you've got his letter
And he's got your song

I just want to get him on the ground and put it in his butt. is that weird?

>So this is your 7th album, isn't it time to retire?

Based doggo asking the hardball questions

we all would

Would

His alcoholic father

woah there sigmund

Poor Rivers looks like he wants to die. No famous person should have to put up with this kind of asshattery from autistic turbonerd fans.

it's basically his toll for putting out Beverly Hills

damn...

>he screenshotted
jej

...

WHEN YOU KISS ME

Why the fuck would he screenshot that? Does he browse this place?

Rivers might be closer than you think *nudge nudge wink wink*

Everyday is a party for Rivers because he simply cannot stop partying.

When will someone finally get him the help he needs?

I'M READY LETS DO IT BABY

>Have a band
>Get really depressed from touring
>Go to Harvard
>Fuck these chicks named Jen, Lynn, and Jasmine
>Say something stupid
>Fuck some older ladies
>Release an album about my escapades
>Everybody hates it
>Get even more depressed
>Forget that disco sucks
>Start writing cheesy songs to get a greater audience
>Can't stop partying
>Settle down with my girl
>Make up with pops
>Release an apology album