Weezer Thread

[Hunter Parker]

It's Rivers Cuomo's birthday.

[Levi Evans]

i wish it was his death day

[Jack Cook]

more like rivers homo

[Joseph Nguyen]

That's some Metallica-level wordplay there famboy

[Cameron Moore]

Did Rivers throw a birthday party? Do you think anyone showed up?

[Jaxson Edwards]

I think even he didn't show up to his own party

[Nicholas Ward]

Gene and Dean probably showed up with hot dates to laugh at Rivers while he autistically looked at the floor

[Noah Torres]

Plot twist: Gener and Deaner's hot dates are each other

[Mason Carter]

cute

[Elijah Stewart]

I hope Dean and Rivers can work past this and form the supergroup we all want: Weener