Fellow Pitchfork patricians, it is once again the time for our nightly countdown for Pitchfork's new reviews to be updated on the site at 1am eastern time.
10.0? 0.0? Best New Music? Best New Reissue? 8.0+ with no BNM? A shitty set of 7's and below? Weird Al’s eternal BNM incoming hypetrain! Noctourniquetcourtsney Barnett Review? Titus Andronicus being robbed once again? Dead Sara finally getting an 8.3 BNM? Ian FUCKIN' Cohen? Ryan "THE TASTEMAKER" Dombal? Lindsay "qt feminist" Zoladz? [retired patrician, memory lives on forever] Jayson "8.7" Greene? Larry "retired BNM godfather" Fitzmaurice? Craig "Meme Rap" Jenkins? [taking the Big Apple’s publications by storm] Brandon “Meme Metal” Stosuy? [retired, metal albums still won't get BNM, everyone still won't care] qt Kim "retired Meal Goddess now at Noisey" Kelly? Grayson "Grizzly" Currin? Brian "Backup" Howe? Mark "the elder statesman" Richardson? Evan "IS GARAGE ROCK DEAD" Minsker? Meaghan “retired trap queen" Garvey? Andy "secretly alpha" Beta? Zoe "¡DALE!" Camp? [retired, will probably still get asked to show feet] Philip "Electronic Wizard” Sherburne? Stephen "M." Deusner? Laura "Sun Kil Buffoon" Snapes?
Will someone dethrone Radiohead/Chance the Rapper’s 9.1 for AOTY?
OFFICIAL and accurate 2016 BNM Tally: 25
The most wonderful time of the night, every night, right now. Here it is, the nightly P4K thread. Time to get comfy.
>Tonight's Top Stories -This thread stands with Kesha eternally -Possible Chance and DCfC collab? -BNR for Weird Al box set? -This thread hypes and supports DIIV, Bat for Lashes, Local Natives, DJ Shadow, and Swans. -/p4k/ forever
What killed Pitchfork culture on Sup Forums!? These threads are dead even on BNM nights
Alexander Collins
Hello newfriend, how does it feel that these kind of threads are always dead compared to years ago?
Tyler Nguyen
site redesign.
Juan Barnes
Hey buddy, just wanted to let you know that unlike the more "disagreeable" boards like Sup Forums, Sup Forums, and Sup Forums, we here at Sup Forums try to keep the discourse positive and avoid stooping to lowbrow insults and name calling, we're not children after all. Put a smile on your face and try being nice, small steps like this will make Sup Forums a better place.
Cheers! Your friendly neighborhood Sup Forumstant
Benjamin Cruz
I'm sort of ambivalent about that because I love these threads but at the same time I'm so glad that Sup Forums doesn't take their word as gospel anymore.
Gabriel Hernandez
newfag
Lincoln Hernandez
Hey buddy, just wanted to let you know that unlike the more "disagreeable" boards like Sup Forums, Sup Forums, and Sup Forums, we here at Sup Forums try to keep the discourse positive and avoid stooping to lowbrow insults and name calling, we're not children after all. Put a smile on your face and try being nice, small steps like this will make Sup Forums a better place.
Cheers! Your friendly neighborhood Sup Forumstant
Gavin Fisher
Pitchfork selling out You could see the changes happening long before Conde Nast bought them
Bentley Allen
can we all agree that Seth Colter Walls is a patrician husbando?
Aiden Watson
Also it's a slow time of year. No major albums have dropped or are being dropped. Nothing to hype over ... hoping we get some new ariel pink soon
Daniel Roberts
You mean another p8n p8n?
Grayson Moore
"Saint Pablo" BNT
Michael Clark
The album in the last spot will get a 6.8.
Seriously, come back after the reviews are posted and the fifth one will have a 6.8.
Brandon Perez
I was JUST going to ask where this meme went
Jordan Martinez
i'm just waiting to see what they give the glowing man lol
Owen Bailey
i hope the review is... glowing :)
Daniel Smith
underrated posty
Cameron Torres
philip sherburne is still my #1
Elijah Long
got a new work sched, it fucks up w my memeing unfortunately
Samuel Cook
I swear, the reviews get shittier and shittier but The Pitch can have some great stuff. Mark Kozelek's fav journo wrote a really good article about Brexit
the score for the album in the 3rd spot will be the last 2 digits
Oliver Thomas
that's ok, it makes it more special
Angel Thompson
unfortunately the pitch just published an article on Simpsonswave today. it was insanely embarrassing
Gabriel Hernandez
welp lol
That article is still really good tho. Surprised I haven't seen more UK musicians bring up those anxieties desu...
Jace Long
brutal
David Sullivan
Will Swans be tonight or tomorrow?
Henry Price
no u
I've been here for years, its always this slow between major releases, lol
Xavier Gomez
2 day until the glowing man...
my expected score
9.1-9.4 at the highest
8.8 at the VERY lowest
Asher Carter
Which of these are going to get a BNM? DJ Shadow Swans Bat for Lashes Blood Orange The Avalanches The Julie Ruin
Lucas Smith
This thread stands with Michael Gira, Freddie Gibbs, Afrika Bambaataa, Heathcliff Berru, Leslie Rasmussen & Dr. Luke -- and rejects the rape culture hysteria of Meagan Garvey, Amber Coffman, Larkin Grimm and Ke$ha.
Colton Rivera
I hope they all get PANNED!
Lucas Campbell
DJ shadow and julie ruin are going to fail
blood orange and bat for lashes are 50/50
and avalanches and swans will immediately get BNM
Jordan Roberts
This thread stands with Holger Meins, Yasser Arafat, Carlos Fonseca, Moriaki Wakabayashi, Pol Pot, Abimael Guzmán, Timochenko and ANOHNI.
Gavin Myers
7.8 - 8.0 no bnm
8.7 - 9.0
8.0 - 8.5
8.5 - 9.0 (they suck dev hyndes dick so fucking hard and he sucks)
really unsure of how avalanches will score
7.6 - 8.2 no bnm
Luke Jenkins
pretty accurate.. though dunno about devs score...
the 2 "OMG FORGIVE US BLACK PEOPLE" songs aren't on the album
Logan Russell
its nothing to do with black people, its just they worship dev at any moment they can
the last blood orange album was absolute fucking unoriginal garbage and they promoted that to no end, and still talk about him like he is a fucking saint to music
ALSO he is part of the mulit part ad campaign videos with GUCCI
Levi Anderson
they worship for the same reason they worshipped ANOHNI..
PROGRESSIVE
did you READ their review, the first paragraph was about trans people.. not the album
Gabriel Jenkins
they write terrible reviews for anyone that isnt a straight white dude, the will toledo shoehorn of his 1/8th mexicanery was enough to tell you that
anohni deserved the praise because its fucking stellar musically and as always vocally from antony. they fucking focus on the trans part because its a hot button, they write reviews like its writing current events, and have done this for many people
their mitski review is gonna be a 4 paragraph essay on how mitski wasnt born in the usa and adjusted to life here when only like 1 song on the album has a reference to that
Dylan Anderson
predicted score for mitski is an 8.7
despite happy being utter shit
Aaron Ross
/p4k/ whats ur aotysf?
Joshua Garcia
...
Noah Wilson
Either Blackstar or Love Streams
Xavier Williams
...
Eli Mitchell
puberty 2 was a great album, the 8.7 is deserved if its not given that high of a score they low-balled it ebcause its the first bnm of a new artist theyll probably darling and set up on the following p4k fest lineup, and get in on a over-under
if the 8.7 doesnt arrive for puberty 2, it will likely come on the follow up, since mitski has the chops to get far, and might get there
Jaxon Garcia
The Glowing Man, Sleep Cycle or Moenai Hai
Brayden Lee
>implying this is even remotely negative
Gavin Perry
>they write terrible reviews for anyone that isnt a straight white dude that isn't from lack of trying, though, they regularly give high praise to artists of color.
>anohni deserved the praise because its fucking stellar musically and as always vocally from antony. they fucking focus on the trans part because its a hot button, they write reviews like its writing current events, and have done this for many people hit the nail on the fucking head with this, it's almost similar to the bigotry of low expectations, wherein they treat these people less as normal human beings and more as objects. when they're giving high art praise and lengthy reviews to shitty trap rap artists like kevin gates, for example, you know they've stopped thinking critically and are just slapping a high score onto bullshit releases, when they should give praise when praise is deserved, like that new denzel curry mixtape which I'm certain they never even reviewed.
Michael Taylor
well its not my fault i didn't listen to the leak >20 bucks they go on Sup Forums
Jonathan Foster
Twelve minutes until "it's fucking nothing"
every song sounded almost identical to me. It's a solid template, but it wears out it's welcome
Nolan Young
MM3 by Meta Meta probably, fucking dope album
Angel Stewart
yr not gonna find any traction on this thread (or board) with that. you get banned here for saying the n-word. you think these p4k drones are gonna care that white indie is on its dethbead.
Kevin Richardson
>white indie is on its dethbead you're right, I don't give a shit
Mason Gray
Really? A site that used to cater almost entirely to indie rock is now giving more attention to P.o.C.?
Andrew Rodriguez
the leak was in 320, should get on it, its a great album, its fairly breif too, which i always personally feel is a great thing, and that albums between 35-45 minutes have that sweet spot in run time
i truly am upset they didnt focus on the enviromental politics of hopelessness, because thats what antony is all about rn, that is why they made the album
antony has always been trans and because they have a platform suddenly, theyre opportunistic enough to take a stand on it
there isnt as much of a p4k bogeyman as you want to believe, kevin gates is a label pr paid bnm, theyve always slapped bullshit highscores on bullshit albums (see cults)
the world isnt just indie bands anymore and so now that theyre broadening their material (which they would do anyway since theyre getting teen vogue money now) it scares the ingrained skepticism and fear of non whites on Sup Forums
they dont pick and choose bnms because politics, or race, like you said, they ignored denszel curry, they mostly do it based on who they want to care about, o who pays them to care.
see their 8.0 no bnm list for the official "great enough for bnm, but not something we want to promote just yet" category
Thomas Allen
props to a good post
Ryan Gutierrez
UU, or Japanese Breakfast
Adrian Turner
The only good meme on this thread
Jack Scott
good, white indie has sucked for the past 4 years
Henry Cook
theres still the rise of new power indie coming rn, and the bands in it are p white, also real good
Jordan Powell
drones. and you're not even ashamed of it.
Christopher King
NIGHTLY RUNDOWN Waxahatchee 7.2 by Kevin Lozano Dan Lissvik 6.9 by Andy Beta Mozzy 6.8 by David Drake Diarrhea Planet 6.4 by Benjamin Scheim
Grayson Turner
speaking of the death of white indie, it's fucking nothing
Eli Ramirez
ANOTHER DAY OF NOTHING
Nathan Wilson
aren't you just a drone to white music
Nolan Nelson
>A shitty set of 7's and below? yeah today sucked
Jayden Young
At least we can a decent thread today Hope to see you guys tomorrow
Joseph Williams
no u
Dylan Peterson
I mean it's not officially out until the 17th so it could be a little bit longer than that.