Album is 2 discs

>album is 2 discs

>album is under 35 minutes

>he doesn't listen to double LPs

>The entire album is genre crossing covers

That pic is just so painful to look at. He's plain fucking miserable.

he'll be fine

>no songs under 3 minutes

>album is 4 discs

>album is 9 discs

>album is 9 discs

Damnit dog
I got dub nines tho

sure you did

jandek > gira

he dindu nuffin

>album has 1,000,000 discs

jandek > every artist I'm aware of aside from anco > gira > anco

imo

The anco thing softens my point but I'm only being honest

>album is 0 discs

Those pin point heroin pupils

>Album has 1.5 discs

But user...

>no song under 9 minutes

>you're waiting for a good song to show up

>album is music

haha does anyone relate to this feeling?

>album has 2 discs
>torrent didn't bother separating them
>lists them as 1 to 20-something instead

Or better yet

>album has 2 discs
>torrent didn't bother separating them
>have to figure out which duplicate song belongs to which disc

>the album is actually a one giant song
>listening it on Spotify ruins it because the songs aren't in order

*duplicate number

>album is one song
>has a seven minute piano solo drenched with dated reverb

>album has 2 discs and is meant to have 28 tracks
>torrent is a two-hour-long .ape

duplicating....digits?

...

right back at ya

>album is minidiscs

In Rainbows

fuuuuck. We're gonna get the whole alphabet if we keep at it

>album is one song

u mad?

>album has a song where musician is asking whether he should separate the disc into two

>All the songs on the album are stylistically indistinguishable from one another.

>album has no discs and no songs

>album has no music, isn't an album, is a tentacle

>album doesn't even exist yet

That sounds sick

>disliking longhena
p l e b

>audiobook is 3 tapes long

dubs?

> song modulates half way through

>album is Metropolis

>01.Intro
>02.Hit single

or even worse for non pop music is

>01. Power opening song
>02. Smash hit

albums without a good opener always suck.

look at Sup Forums core, all the albums have epic openers.

>album has 69 tracks

I know, but its the biggest chiche

i think it gives you hope that the album will be epic, makes your brain enjoy the songs more cus your first impression was really good.

its most likely psychological, if you have a good first impression your likley to like the rest of the album

>01. Hit Single
>02. Hit Single
>03. Hit Single
>04. Hit Single
>05. Hit Single
>06. Single
>07. Hit Single
>08. - 12. Literally what

Pic related

Yeah, it also acts as a sort of life-line for all the shit songs; petshop boys, deathgrapes, candy claws, the list could go on, but all their bad songs go unnoticed because of the first song

check'd

shouldn't this be a good thing though? it makes you like music that you wouldn't have liked otherwise.

Are you referring to Dopesmoker?

No, it doesnt make you like it, it makes you less perseptive of it since you're "hyped up" from the opening track. It makes you zone out of the bad music, and is cheap. Its great when you're unaware of it, but its like the first time the 4 chord progression is explained to you

>album is an hour long
>has 6 tracks
>last track is 35 minutes long
>it's the worst track on the album

>every track is less than 12 seconds

>the album hasn't discs

>album doesn't exist but their are still discs of it

what i mean is that unless your job revolves around reviewing music or finding good music or whatever then it shouldnt matter. Music is in the end just for our enjoyment. it brings us joy.

if you enjoy a song that should suck then it shouldn't matter to anyone if you do as long as you genuinely enjoy it.

then what? vinyls?

which one?

>4 songs, 80 minutes

...

>doesn't exist

you fucking idiot

then how can their be discs?

or is it that wutang album