THE FOLLOWING TRACKS ARE STILL UNCLAIMED:
4. Islam studies should be integrated in public schools
5. We're gonna make the track names, and possible the tracks themselves, contain some sort of lesson.
6. Memes About Spoons
7. Where is Hyper Connecticut on a map?
9. I live in regular Connecticut too btw
11. New Introductory Lectures on the System of Transcendental Qabala
12. Kek
13. Hyperactive Connecticut Residents
14. Don't Ask Us About Hyperconnecticut Because We Will Tell You About It
15. Hypermassachusetts Ain't Got Nuthin on Us
16. connecticut your dick off
17. hyperconnecticut doesn't allow spoon memes (and hyperconnecticut is a very unfunny meme tbqh)
18. god FUcking dammit when those who are unappreciative of the awful memes just end up taking the meme slots FUGl
19. It absolutely isn't you cancerbath
21. thank you, i have posted so many titles in this thread i feel unhealthy
22. hyper(connecticut)realistic pillow
23. nice
24. Rub a Dub Dub, Get in the Fucking Bathtub You Hypercunt
25. Hi, I Am John Green Here to Tell You That Hyperconnecticut Is A Disease That Needs to Be Stamped Out
27. No Mom, Hyperconnecticut Is Not A Metaphor, Yes I Am Actually Bringing The Dog, Yes I Brought Treats With Me Do You Think I Am Dumb
28. My Stomach Is Full Of Fake States, None Of Which Is Hyperconnecticut Because It Is A Real State
29. My Stomach Is Full Of Fake States, None Of Which Is Hyperconnecticut Because It Is A Real State 2
30. We ain't done naming tracks till the thread reaches 300-something posts, whatever number is bump limit
31. CUDDLING AND TRUMPLING
32. don't be a fool, stay in school
33. Gucci Mane In Hyper Maine
34. Let's Get This Shit Back On Topic And By On Topic I Mean Let's Talk About Hyperconnecticut
35. I Break Mirrors With My Nut In Connecticut