First date

>first date
>she grabs your phone and plugs it into the aux
>presses shuffle

How prepared are you

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Probably not going on a 2nd date

took 9 random songs to get to weeb shit so I'm probably good senpai

You turned Asian?

i keep my ipod filled with pleb normie shit and my desktop filled with Sup Forumscore because i'm not autistic enough to listen to post rock & indie drivel at the gym

i'm good

as long as it's not jamc it should probably be chill enough for even the most normie girl

I don't even keep music on my phone

odds are she's going to find either jangly atonal metal or weeb music

I'm fukt

>tfw you have questionable erotic audio saved to your phone

Lana Del Rey - Summertime Sadness (Cedric Gervais Remix)

The jig is up. She finds out I'm bi and sets me up with her 6/10 closeted cousin .

just tried this. anne bonny by death grips came on... im almost definitely fucked. there's like a 2% she'll just fuck me on the spot tho, i reckon

There's like a 1/15 chance she'll wanna go on a 2nd date.

My phone doesn't have any music on it, nor a shuffle button If it's my iPod instead, I have a lot of of They Might Be Giants, which I can't imagine a girl wouldn't like.

Playing my iPod on shuffle is like a game of musical Russian roulette because half of it is relatively accessible stuff like the Beatles or Radiohead the other half is Michael Gira telling me to flex my muscles and similar wtftier songs

Odds she'd take me on a second date risky

>first date

Stopped right there

>date

let's see how long i survive

>Sugarsmack - Pokey
it's a bit of a strange song but I think I can pass. It's one of the more straight-forward rock songs on the album compared to the industrial stuff later on.


>Jon Hassell - Blue Nile
I would be asked to change the music within 1 minute of this drone new age piece. Well it was fun while it lasted

Alright, let's see

>Kanye West - Pinocchio Story
Oh cool a live freestyle track, that'll play like shit. best case scenario she thinks I'm sensitive or empathetic or whatever because I've got 808s

>Beulah - If we can land a man on the Moon, surely I can Win Your Heart

Inoffensive indie garbage, might win points for this, plus horns

>Pavement - Heaven is a Truck
Classic inoffensive indie garbage, plus it's short

>The Weeknd - The Hills
shit I'm doing better than I thought

>Death Grips - Bitch Please
well

>Grimes - Butterfly
"kind of a girly indie pop track... you must be sensitive :)"

>Depeche Mode - Just Can't Get Enough
"Aw you like cheesy 80s pop"

>Cocteau Twins - Iceblink Luck
(shows off more of my artsy, sensitive, 80s side)

>The xx - VCR
[i think i'm in boys] ;)

>Nocturnus - The Undead Journey
Hope it's a metal chick

>Mastodon - Bladecatcher
Metal Chick is sopping at this point

>The Handsome Family - One Way Up
Hope she has a soft spot

>Agoraphobic Nosebleed - Timelord One
Music to fuck to

>Wildest Dreams - Taylor Swift
I'm prepared.

All I have on my phone atm is swans discography and anco discography

This song is my guilty pleasure

you have a 1 in 1000 chance of having the best sex of your life

kek

This is why you guys gotta keep backup albums for girls specifically

Stuff like the 1975, Passion Pit, MGMT, maybe Washed Out

Unless she actually has good taste It'll work out

>she grabs your phone
>implying I would give anyone the opportunity to take or use my phone without my permission

>implying a girl would ever want to touch anything you've touched

>AnCo - Spirit They've Vanished
Well fuck

>Swans - Screenshot
More accessible song of theirs so, maybe

>Weezer - Across the Sea
This would actually work, if she doesn't think I'm a total creep

>My Bloody Valentine - Only Shallow
S c r e w e d

>Sonic Youth - Teenage Riot
Accessible dreampop/indie

lol

I've always some cutesy shit on backup but this is on shuffle

Teenage Riot = Sex

>Overcoming social anxiety: step by step part 4, starts playing

>Can - Spoon
uh

>Beastie Boys - Rhymin & Stealin
Old school hip hop is fairly popular with the ladies.

>Alt-J - Warm Foothills
Mainstream alt rock, so far so good

>Alabama Shakes - I Ain't the Same
Mainstream blues rock, I'm on a roll so far

>Run the Jewels - Love Again
Uhhhhhhhhhhh

>implying I would want inconsiderate normalfags touching my things

>First song is Operation Lifesaver by Madvillain
Kind of fitting
>the rest looks like autistic shit
I'd be most likely fucked, but if I was able to score a date with a girl she would most likely be the opposite of a normal person

switch Washed Out with Toro Y Moi

i got teenage riot as well daaaamnn negro

>plugs phone in
>library starts playing on shuffle
>*door opening* "He asked if I wanted to stop by a mutual friend of ours' house 'cause he wanted to pick up some cocaine..."

>Suicide - Frankie Teardrop
Well, fuck

We're on pretty similar courses.

>Sia - Birg Girls Cry
Inoffensive mainstream pop. Nothing too bad yet.

>Banks - Alibi
Inoffensive R&Bish indie pop. And now I don't just listen to top 40.

>Ghostface Killah - Emergency Procedure
Sure not the best track for the ladies but Wutang can't lose me too many points.

>Mika - Stuck in the Middle
More inoffensive mainstream pop but shows my nostalgic side. I'm in.

>Moodie Black - White Buffalo
And I'm out.

She's either gonna fall asleep beside me or be mad jelly some other qt girls are whispering sweet nothings into my ears...

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This is all I listen to on my phone. My desktop PC is where I listen to music while I'm working.

>9 minute Boris song that's mostly just feedback

why the fuck would you have Buyer's Market on your phone

would make sure prior to the date, I have strictly Courtney Barnett, Beach House, Mitski etc. on my phone to have a conversation and pretend I enjoy the music she does.

>Donald Byrd- Clarion Calls
Would most likely be just confused at the fact I like jazz

>Wndrwll by Neil Cicierega
Either go really well or really badly

>David Bowie - Song For Bob Dylan
In my first date with my current girlfriend i put on Hunky Dory, so i think i'm fine.

I hope she likes Bones and SESHOLLOWATERBOYS

>Electric Six - Gay Bar

>oh wow user 84 songs is a lot of music
>she presses shuffle
>first song comes on
>she gets a weird look on her face
>she hits next
>same look
>she hits next
>same look
>she hits next
>she looks up then back down to my phone
>she hits back and sorts by "Artist"
>she gives me the most annoyed look in the world
>"user, are you fucking serious?"
>the only music on my phone is The Lonely Island's discography
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>mfw

> Daft Punk - Prime Time of your Life

We might be ok senpai

> Animal Collective - My Girls

We're definitely going to be ok senpai

so many >>>>>>s for this

>implying i keep my music on my phone
>implying a girl would put my phone on shuffle without my permission ever
>implying a girl wouldn't see some weird shit on my phone and assume i'm "deep" and "intellectual", which has happened before
>implying i give a shit what women think about my music

like if a girl sees death grips on your phone just say "yeah it's an experimental hip hop noise band (make it seem obscure) and she'll be impressed as fuck

you guys are spergs

>Hideki Naganuma - Sneakman (Tornonto Mix)

Jap DnB from JSRF, not off to a good start unless shes skater af

>Justice - D.A.N.C.E.

Better, probably asks me if this is Daft Punk though and I'll be slightly annoyed.

>Baroness - Morningstar

Not the worst track to get someone into Baroness with, if she doesn't dig stuff harder than 90's alt rock it won't go so well, especially with the iffy production.

>BMSR - Sun Lips

No grey area, either "what the fuck, user" or "this is beautiful, user"

Wavves - Nodding Off

>didnt they have a song in gta? this isnt as good but i can dig it

Bitches dig the panda

Women don't give a fuck about "taste" they just want to feel good - if your taste makes them feel good then use it

If they listen to Beach House then you can say you're into it and it adds some emotional depth and vibes that can be positive

What really matters is just knowing what the fuck you're doing in general or else you're gonna be fucked and she's not going to think you're alpha and worth her time

She has to have the illusion - or reality - that you're one of the "alpha" men on some level

Which you can create or live in many different ways, it's up to you

But christ, making women the center of your world sounds so horrible. They really are pathetically trivial creatures in general.

At the same time, you can learn so much from them... honestly it just is something I don't know how to solve, an endless mystery almost

All I know is better to be alpha than a cuck, at the same time though if you get too attached to being alpha, you lose your sense of self and your existence

It's just generally really frustrating and confusing to me with the end result being the sense that I'm literally incapable of relating to or respecting women on any level

I literally just see them as sort of like mentally handicapped children - all of them

I can't respect them

I mean these words completely and it's really upsetting and frustrating

t b h i'm laughing at all of this inoffensive music that you pretend is edgy and too complex/obscure/difficult for girls to understand. get a fucking grip you losers

You realize this is by the standards of 20ish year old females?

Tame Impala - Apocalypse Dreams
Wipers - Let's Go Let's Go Away
Jew Order - Angel Dust
Pink Floyd - A Pillow of Winds
Slint - Darlene
R.E.M. - Exhuming McCarthy
Röyksopp - So Easy
The Doors - Summer's Almost Gone
Beck - Guess I'm Doing Fine
The Smiths - Rubber Ring

How would I do, Sup Forums?

im a 21-year-old female. point is we're not all carbon copies of one another

I don't have any music on my phone

>Mobb Deep- First step prelude

Interesting opener

>The Pillows- Fool on the Planet

Not the worst weeb shit that could pop up

>Kid Cudi- MANIAC

Safe artist, odd track

>Radiohead- No Surprises

Far better than I thought I'd do

don't tell them, senpai

>Radiohead
>Crack the Sky
>Xhol Caravan
>The Kinks
>Michael Friedman

I'll be fine

Super Junior - Storm
she'll probably think I'm gay...

How about just treat them like people?

>im a 21-year-old female. point is we're not all carbon copies of one another
You're a diamond then, famicom. There are more cookie-cutter carbon copies than there are unique grils. Otherwise we wouldn't be complaining about them here.

>only album on my phone is Buyer's Market

I mean, I thought it was implied that we were talking about how some songs would sound pretty weird for a date who's into mostly normal stuff

>Death in June-But, what ends when the symbols shatter
>MBV-Sometimes
>Have a nice life-earthmover
>migos-chirpin
>kanye west-so appalled
I think that's juuuuuusssssst passable

Sometimes will get you laid. That's the ultimate sex song

(You)

This had me gasping for air. Top post my friend. Top post.

>Neat Beats - Turning on the Large Hadron Collider
Chill sample based instrumental hip hop, pretty good
>Matt Elliott - C.F. Bundy
Pretty long winded and has some pretty dissonant parts. Might think im suicidal
>The Dissmemberment Plan - What do You Want Me to Say
Pretty safe with this one i think
>Parliament - Supergroovalisticprosifunkstication
Either we are fucking right then and there or she gets bored and wants to turn it off and leave

I actually had MBV come up during a first date and went to town after we got back. She was fairly patrish tho, mileage may vary.

I'm worried about you, user

I feel like girls might know more about other girls' uniqueness or lack of it than Sup Forums males

this. any girl who's even slightly into alternative rock and has smoked weed before will fuck your heart out to mbv

wew lad

if she presses shuffle I kick her out of the car

+1

Rubber Ring is GOAT

>Eazy-E - Nutz On Ya Chin
I am 19, going to a small private college in a rural setting for history, and white as a motherfucker and there is no excuse for me to have this on my phone. Literally no idea how any girl would react to this development. 50/50 whether I am fucking set or utterly destroyed. I let the song play through and continue. Double or nothing.

>Dead Boys - Tell Me
Just edgy enough to earn me some points.

>Happy End - Aiueo
Unexplainable. Utterly zero defense for having this song on my phone. It is 30 seconds of a Japanese man singing the Japanese syllabic sounds to a melody with an acoustic guitar. She is absolutely bewildered.

>The Smiths - Bigmouth Strikes Again
Nevermind, I'm good.

>T. Rex - Solid Baby
I sing along confidently and she has a good time with it even though she doesn't know it. Very good feel-good song.

>Pink Floyd - High Hopes
I skip it myself because I hate the fucking Division Bell.

>Can - Hunters and Collectors
Fuck.

>Elton John - Country Comfort (Demo)
She probably doesn't hate it. Most people can appreciate the occasional piano and voice ballad.

>Minutemen - This Ain't No Picnic
If she can make it past the intro it's probably fine. I could play it off as a novelty or kind of a joke and it's not that bad.

>Mike Lane - Playing It Dead
Literally perfectly fine.

>The Human League - Life Kills
Fucked. Destroyed.

>John Lennon - Ain't That a Shame
Skip.

>The Beatles - You're Going to Lose That Girl
No damage done.

>Bootleg of the curtain call of the original Broadway run of the Rocky Horror Show
Drive off a cliff because there is no fucking going back

>Black Sabbath - Lord of This World
Nevermind, we're good. Oh, look, we're there.

I don't have music on my phone.

>NMH-Ghost
Fantastic start
>Agalloch-The Missshapen Steed
Eh, I'd skip it regardless
>King Crimson-Moonchild
Up until the improv starts we're good
>Avenged Sevenfold-Second Heartbeat
I'd skip it anyways, only keep it around for my buttrock friends.
>Ulver-Capitel IV: een Stemme locker
Close one, one of the few acoustic tracks on that album.
Mastodon-Divinations
She's figured out I like metal by now
>Death Grips-I want it I need it
Well, we're done here.

>implying I Want It I Need It won't give her a volcano pussy

>Nick Drake - Which Will
Pretty good

>Ween - Spinal Meningitis
Would be kinda weird to play on a date, especially those lyrics lmao, but an alright song.

>Aphrodite's Child - 666
Very weird song out of context

>Moondog - Cuplet
Um

>The Residents - The Angry Angakok
Oh god.

>The Mothers of Invention - Weasels Ripped My Flesh
UM

>Swans - Another You
OH GOD

stopped there. Fuck my phone man.

How many girls have you all met though? 1000? 100? even 20? Not even trying to come at you like that, I'm just saying.

Hope she thinks Public Castration is a Good Idea

ABC Cafe/ Red and Black- Les Miserables OST
>fuck

A friends 20 minute Trap mix
>maybe she'll be into it

Like Yeah- Tech N9ne
Not bad

Girl Talk- Entire All Day album
>I think I might be good

>date

>Arcade Fire - In the Backseat

>The Cramps - Zombie Dance

>Minor Threat - 12XU

>Beauty Pill - Drive Down the Cost

>Joni Mitchell - Little Green

>Fiona Apple - Get Him Back

>Higher Sense - Cold Fresh Air

>Jorge Ben - Xica da Silva

>Squeeze - Another Nail in my Heart

>Ned Doheny - Guess Who's Looking For Love Again

Not bad tbqh

>Tim Bucley - Aren't you the Girl?

then I steal her purse and push her out of my moving vehicle

How many girls have I met??? Shit idk... At least 100

>bloodhound by foxing
I'm deep and sensitive, but not mainstream coachella indie, off to a great start

>Youth & poverty by funeral party
Still going strong

>Sunny place/shady people by btmi!
I'm now a meme

>Waiting for black metal records by have a nice life
I'm also now scary and creepy

>Forest gospel by anco
Better luck next time team

Well, we definitely aren't fucking, but if she has good taste we'll have a good time.

>The xx - Intro
pretty good, this is very accesible

>Foo Fighters - Bridge Burning
this is probably one of the worst foo
fighters songs for this situation

>The xx - Heart Skipped a Beat
same as Intro, this is very good

>LCD Soundsystem - Movement
not sure how i feel about this one, it's probably not going to work

>Nirvana - All Apologies
everyone knows this one, i'll be okay

>Blur - Ong Ong
it's an inoffensive pop song, works great

>Arctic Monkeys - One for the Road
this is basically perfect

YOU

>ScHoolboy Q - How We Feeling
If she's into rap this would work but if she isnt this is not probably the place to start

>Gryphon - Opening Move
I mean, she probably be weirded the fuck out, not that disastrous tho

>Swans - Out
Very uncomfortable car ride

>Micheal Gira - Oxygen (Original Version/Demo)
fucked

>Cruel Summer - Bliss
Inoffensive i guess although a little cheesy,

> Have a Cigar - Pink Floyd
Prolly good here, who doesn't like Pink?
> One of These Nights - The Eagles
Eagles p mainstream but my tastes are clearly dated
> Listen Like Thieves - INXS
Oh no
She found out I'm a dad
I'm fucked, depending on her attraction toward dads