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No thanks. I don't like mellow death
Post BIG BOI riffs
nth for
$ 1 @ /\/\ OR D3@7H
Melodeath?? It's gay....
>muh fun
Why didn't this get memed yet?
>how to spot the blackie
Thanks for the link mayne
the glorious czechfags, who did you expect?
What's on the cover?
>I don't like ultra obliterative guttural slamming brutal death metal
i should have guessed, really
Vessels
IF YOU DON'T USE MAMMAL SAUCE YOU MIGHT AS WELL BE GAY
The clipping in the audio just emphasizes the brutality
>brutal tech fags
SLAM OR SCRAM
You can't meme what is literally a meme
but riffs are for small boys
>listens to slam once
post /brutal/ bass drops
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is this the most iconic bass drop lads?
slam be damned, post grind
So you're saying that mellow death is both untechnical and unbrutal.
Why even like death metal then? Go listen to some power metal or something
but it's not a meme, it's basically a meme anthology. It needs to be united into one a single collective meme
I prefer older brutal death to slam desu
Because people like catchymelodies in metal with some aggression without being cheesy homno shit
GOAT song
let's see some
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who /ZOMBIE CIRCLE PIT/ here?
THIS
I like this.
But mellow death is cheesy homo shit
slam is so fucking bad i can't even handle it
please post black metal instead
this is bretty gud, never heard of these guys
IS MY HOUSE
>everyone in the band is obese
Yeah anything with tracable meldoies is gay I prefer ultra br00tal slamZ
nyet blyat
They should do a tour with Fear Factory and Crowbar
GIRL WITH A BIG FACE
I SAW YOU AT THE BUS STOP
Sepsism is fucking great and I don't know why they aren't more popular
And honestly I didn't know a lot of older bdm bands til I looked at this list: rateyourmusic.com
We lit senpai
>Melodies have to be over the top and exaggerated to be real
Spoken like a pleb
but black metal sucks tho
how about blackened slam?
leave the hall wigger
Does black metal with slams exist?
that image always cracks me up, no longer how much time passes
i mean just look at that uber-smug grin on the cat's face, he doesn't even give a fuck that the guy has a knife
the very first recorded BDM band was Suffocation and they are really popular as well as incredibly acclaimed
post that shit
>muh trve
Be'lakor is really more like prog death than melo-death. One of the guitars is more in the foreground and plays more harmonies though.
t. paints himself black
>post-abortion slut fuck
>woman on the cover is sawed in half
baka if they don't accurately depict the medical procedure it's not trve slam
>being an untrve numale cuck
top kek
This, you might as well call Opeth melodeath
People do call Opeth melodeath.
>/metal/ universally hates deathcore
>/metal/ likes slam
There's a baby hanging there
>implying there's something more cuckish than not liking slam
Wew F E C K I N lad
Yes I know that, Suffocation is fantastic shit. But idk why I never see people talking about Sepsism, they go fucking hard man.
because progressive mellowdeath can't exist right
it's meme
>blackies will never experience these joys
ULTRA
Since when, they are just considered prog death
Is late Death melodeath?
Even worse, people still listen to Opeth. I haven't heard that Be'lakor album and idc whether it turns into a meme but their stuff is great.
They are disgusting Australians but nice people.
>band name my buddies came up with taken by fat guys in Ohio
Damn..
bros these riffs are so fucking guttural
Slam is numale: The Genre
I experienced something but it definitely wasn't joy
>any comment section of Normiebook about Opeth and their new album
>taken by fat guys in Ohio
Taken by Fat Guys in Ohio is the porn your mum was starring in XD
t.
Hey I'm not the one making them say that. All I'm saying is I've heard people call Opeth melodeath.
>this kills the audiophile
>tfw I got into slam thanks to /metal/
...actually feels pretty good
postin more sick shit
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thanks senpai, will check out
I love listening to slam with my wife's son while my wife gets railed by her bull in the next room
>computer drums
Not even once.
>Facebook
>in any situation
>mfw on date with a girl and she says she doesn't like ultra guttural bulldozing freight train slamming death metal
fuck slam
fuck deathcore
fuck sludgewave
fuck all your """brutal""" slavshit wigger teen meme generes
I love listening to slam and gojira at the same time, perfect listening material for when I babysit my wife's son
this
AN UUUUUUUUU CHEEKI BREEKI IV DAMKE
wew... rude
and most of all fuck black metal
>don't discuss what I don't like ree please talk about muh trve and muh kvlt pls pls pls guys thx hahah wife's son cuck cuck cuck cuck cuck
bus slavshits have made some brilliant metal outside of slams, specially the czech
NYET
CYKA BLYAT
this desu
>average slam wigger
Reminder Devourment is the only good slam band
It really helps accentuate the fact that they're terrible musicians who can't hold a rythm at all
Every slam band sounds like Devourment to some extent, so they're all good to some extent :))))))
You're the ones complaining
POST SLAM
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cyкa ыyaт
Hey forget about it
I remember djentshareguy spammed metal and share thrads with slam before he disappeared
iirc, he used to play actual drums but had an injury so he couldn't play them anymore