ITT: Musicians that are LITERALLY you
ITT: Musicians that are LITERALLY you
Landon Cox
Landon Russell
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Zachary Hughes
christ
Elijah Parker
You're a mysterious nihilistic legendary Japanese rock musician?
oh now I get it
Isaac Moore
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Aaron Ross
>You will never get to be Mitzutani
>You'll probably never see a new photo of Mitzutani in your lifetime
Ian Ramirez
He's 69 now. I don't think you'd be impressed by an old Japanese guy with good hair and cheekbones.
Connor Morgan
That's because he died
Andrew King
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Alexander Butler
Nah, Japanese don't get die of old age until at least 80. He's been spotted at soundchecks for random Japanese noise rock bands as recently as 2015.
Christopher Gray
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Jackson Carter
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Aaron Williams
((I'm an anonymous artist))
Mason Harris
Fortunately only looks-wise
Jose Barnes
I M P L A N T S
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Justin Lee
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Aiden Phillips
I also have a massive penis and a cute boipussi
Straight as an arrow, however
Asher Hall
UMMMM DOES NOBODY WANT TO SEE MY SMOOTH, SLICK, THICK COCK?
Adrian Thompson
Who are you
Jordan Murphy
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Thomas Hughes
Become Mizutani yourself
>Wear lipstick and sunglasses
>Have a woman's haircut
>Dress in black
>Play noisy guitar and sing
>Never talk to anyone, even bandmates