Fellow Pitchfork patricians, it is once again the time for our nightly countdown for Pitchfork's new reviews to be updated on the site at 1am eastern time.
10.0? 0.0? Best New Music? Best New Reissue? 8.0+ with no BNM? A shitty set of 7's and below? Weird Al’s eternal BNM incoming hypetrain! Noctourniquetcourtsney Barnett Review? Titus Andronicus being robbed once again? Dead Sara finally getting an 8.3 BNM? Ian FUCKIN' Cohen? Ryan "THE TASTEMAKER" Dombal? Lindsay "qt feminist" Zoladz? [retired patrician, memory lives on forever] Jayson "8.7" Greene? Larry "retired BNM godfather" Fitzmaurice? Craig "Meme Rap" Jenkins? [taking the Big Apple’s publications by storm] Brandon “Meme Metal” Stosuy? [retired, metal albums still won't get BNM, everyone still won't care] qt Kim "retired Meal Goddess now at Noisey" Kelly? Grayson "Grizzly" Currin? Brian "Backup" Howe? Mark "the elder statesman" Richardson? Evan "IS GARAGE ROCK DEAD" Minsker? Meaghan “retired trap queen" Garvey? Andy "secretly alpha" Beta? Zoe "¡DALE!" Camp? [retired, will probably still get asked to show feet] Philip "Electronic Wizard” Sherburne? Stephen "M." Deusner? Laura "Sun Kil Buffoon" Snapes?
Will someone dethrone Radiohead/Chance the Rapper’s 9.1 for AOTY?
OFFICIAL and accurate 2016 BNM Tally: 25
The most wonderful time of the night, every night, right now. Here it is, the nightly P4K thread. Time to get comfy.
>Tonight's Top Stories -This thread stands with Kesha eternally -Tonight has to be Swans, right? -This thread hypes and supports DIIV, Bat for Lashes, Local Natives, DJ Shadow, and Swans. -/p4k/ forever
This threads stands with Michael Gira, Freddie Gibbs, Afrika Bambaataa, Heathcliff Berru, Leslie Rasmussen & Dr. Luke -- and rejects the rape culture hysteria of Meagan Garvey, Amber Coffman, Larkin Grimm and Ke$ha.
Mason Long
SNAWS 8.0 no BNM screenshot this.
Joseph Peterson
>This threads stands with Michael Gira >threads should be thread. fix it for tomorrow, pls. but thank you for posting it.
Ethan Foster
they won't review it today screenshot this
Jeremiah Miller
Speak for yourself.
Noah Evans
Speak for yourself.
Jonathan Jenkins
pls no
Brayden Clark
hey what are some good fps games for pc? just got a new graphics card
The Glowing Man finds Swans at their most atmospheric since the band's 2010 revival. However sexual assault allegations against frontman Michael Gira cannot be overlooked in reviewing The Glowing Man in its totality.'
7.3 / 10
Julian Wright
I'm listening to this for the first time, it's
6.7/10
Thomas Edwards
Who's gonna get it?
Ryder Rivera
RHCP gets 4.0 or below Early posts about how it's their best in years will mysteriously disappear as Sup Forums will suddenly hate the album in the morning. Cap this.
Owen Brooks
RHCP or Mumford & Sons are both going to get panned
Cameron Foster
>or >both learn 2 english
Tyler Cook
>Sup Forums will mysteriously hate it
they already do, theres just no fodder for them to laugh at it with yet, the only people who give a fuck on Sup Forums right now are the stupidly die hard RHCP fans from other boards
Aiden Fisher
P4K usually stops reviewing an artist, especially a mainstream one, after two panned albums. I doubt Mumford $ Sons will be getting another review.
Ryan Rivera
You're an idiot.
James Baker
Pic related is getting 8.x, screenshot this
Alexander Rogers
YG and Mitski will both get decent BNMs
revival of the white power memes for a few more weeks
Dylan Flores
Daily reminder that +@ was robbed
Joseph James
quarterly reminder that Carly Rae Jepsen was robbed
James Watson
She got far more than she deserved.
Oliver Morgan
delete this
Joshua Cruz
Still Brazy 8.6/10 I'll bet money that I'm right.
Levi Phillips
6.2 GIRA IS FINISHED
Aaron Robinson
WHOLE LOTTA NOTHIN'!!!
Gavin Bennett
NIGHTLY RUNDOWN case/lang/veirs 8.2 by Laura Snapes Yung 6.5 by Ian Cohen Kodak Black 7.2 by Matthew Ramirez Nails 7.8 by Colin Joyce
Tyler Fisher
oh come on, Nails was better than a 7.8
Gavin Howard
>no jerking off Swans >no RHCP BTFO what's the fucking point
Gavin Myers
7.8 is still a great score, you know.
David Nelson
Reminder: Any album that doesn't get reviewed by midnight next Friday will be labeled "PUSSYFORK".
Get going, guys!
Jace Morris
I thought it was better than Abandon All Life
Ryan Johnson
see you all tomorrow for a review of fuckin kid a or some shit
Jose Barnes
With The Glowing Man now out, how long until Larkin Grimm pops up again with more allegations?
Alexander Wilson
how long until she runs out of meds?
Austin Gonzalez
>no Swans
incoming 5.5 because muh rape
Ian Nelson
Kodak deserves at least an 8
Asher Gutierrez
Are we going to half to wait a week and then get a review about how we can't separate his actions from his music?