ITT: lyrics that made you say "what the fuck"

ITT: lyrics that made you say "what the fuck"

>love a feminist bitch, ooh they get my dick hard"

Satan gave me a taco

He was being ironic. Danny is always based

>THAT DISHSOAP DID SOMETHING TO ME

Misheard lyrics from a Minus the Bear song.

>McCauley Culkin was in home alone

You look like a girl from Abercrombie and Fitch

Lots of Danny cracks me up
>Like Leutenant Dan, I'm rolling

>now if I fuck this model, and she just bleached her asshole, and I get bleach on my t-shirt, I'ma feel like an asshole

>You're thinking of...
>The corpse you really love...
caught me off guard the first time

IM ABOUT TO DRINK A HEINEKEN

a Heineken?

Met a white bitch with a China friend

GOT A WHITE BITCH WITH A CHINA FRIEND

>TONIGHT I SHOULD HAVE STAYED AT HOME
>PLAYING WITH MY PLEASURE ZONE
Not gonna lie I had a lil' giggle hearing that line!

D'aww

The entirety of Liz Phair's Flower

>Where reckless naked girls get necklaces of pearls
I was a kid and didn't get this at first, I thought bitches were just being gifted by rich guys with necklaces of pearls, but then somebody told me a "necklace of pearls" is what you call the jizz over a woman's chest after a tittyfuck.

> get real
> get right
> with the lord~

>Like when Chrysler made that one car that looked just like the Bentley
I always saw you for what you could've bee

Jme is a machine gun of autism sometimes

>I'm an Xbox man, senpai, F PS
>Badman on any FPS
>I'mma get a PC so I can leng man on 120 FPS
>I don't really play RPGs
>All of your lyrics are PG
>Man wanna war me, I will rocket jump over man
>With an RPG

>Sasquatch, Godzilla, King Kong
Loch Ness
>Goblin, Ghoul, a zombie with no conscience
>Question what do all these things have in common
>Everybody knows I'm a motherfucking monster

Jesus Christ, it sounded like somebody's bad impression of Drake.

>No Mario, don't swim alone!
>Bring Luigi with you! Use the buddy code!

that verse was scarily bad
Which is fucked because Kanye's verse there was pretty cool, and Nicki's doesn't even need to be mentioned.

>jungle boogie

Indeed

this
also every lyric in Thank God for Girls

>I want that pussy
>cuz it's tight as a kid

this

On some DMX shit I group DM my Exes

Since Take Care I've been care taking

Got so many chains they call me chaining tatum

you toying with it like happy meal

And my wifey a spice like David Beckham

>I'm 93 and you're sixteen

SHE WAS 17, I WAS 29
FELT FINE
FELT LIKE A GREAT DREAM OF MINE

>I show no love to homo thugs
>empty out, reload then throw mo' slugs
>how you gonna explain fucking a man?
>even if we squash the beef I ain't touching ya hand

...

Some would say he was the real monster

>Time has a way of taking time
Great lyrics

thought about that clock from don't hug me I'm scared reading this

Hey man. Loneliness is not only felt by fools.

>but I don't give a damn about you or this town no more
Really Isaac?

>I'mma ride that pussy like a stroller

A China friend?

looks like a 14 year girl from deviantart drew this
pretty accurate

>hymen hunter, hands of steel
>cracks you open
>and your red flesh peel
>pain procurer, eyes of fire
>pierce your womb
>and push still higher
>Comus rape, Comus break
>sweet young virgin's virtue take
>naked flesh, flowing hair
>her terror screams, they cut the air
>but no one hears her there
wish I didn't play this album to the point where I can't get anymore joy from it

>slowly walking down the hall
>faster than a cannonball

5 year old pussy is pretty tight.

It's fucked to think about, but it's just a fact.

Also, it's
>tight as a kick

Pick a lyric desu

>The numbers don't decide
>Your system is a lie

Bravo, Thom. Bravo.

every lyric in kute by alex g

The entirety of Squeeze Me Macaroni by Mr. Bungle. Here are a couple excerpts:

>Ronald McDonald just loves to be fondled
>With Big Mac he'll fuck it like a Chicken McNugget
>Colonel Sanders wants to goose Granny's loose caboose
>Gonna give her a boost with that Kentucky fried juice

>Take a dump, baby, squirt some gravy
>Pour some sugar on me, honey, make it brown and runny
>Give a little Flavor Flav, back from the grave
>Gonna burn some toast, pump some humpin' rump roast

ALL of Primus' "Wynona's Big Brown Beaver"

Kek thought the same thing

My nigger

>all these holes make me nervous
...

>just woke up and Taylor Swift's pissing in my mouth

Fuck I love redheads

holy shit

Pink guy?

I cringed at this