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/metal/ general: Caller of the Storms edition

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Abigail is the best metal band perioid

Caller of the Storms is one based nigger

who /brutaldeathgrindcore/ here ?

The storms have been called:
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We /IBM/ now

G U T T U R A L
S L A M M I N G
B R U T A L I T Y

this game is not bad desu
that level in the train was Iperyt-tier

What was his name again?

So I don't go to a lot of concerts, but I've been to a few local shows now and I've see a surprisingly high amount of Nargaroth back patches, why is that? I'm assuming these people are not sewing it on ironically, those are usually the same kind of people who have the "True Nowegian Black Metal" Darkthrone patch right below or above it, it makes me feel bad

Nathan Explosion

Is all slam exactly the same or does it just sound that way to me because I'm not a slam fan

is it like how all death metal sounds the same to my mom

reminder that IBM is good edge, slam is bad edge

Nargaroth is untrve as fvck

someone post that song that samples this

black metal sucks DICK

a lot of people think all extreme metal sounds the same

some even think that all extreme MUSIC sounds the same

being a fan of BDM i can't really say why, other than that they are overwhelmed by it's extremity and they simply process it like all other extreme music

serious how can you argue that this:
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sounds exactly like this:
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and that THAT sounds like this?
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Nice try, but go back to listening to Marilyn Manson if SLAM is 2 brutal 4 u, poseur.

Post the more generic 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 djent lads

the cherry on top is that that album is complete shit too

Point on the doll where Varg touched you

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>Sarcucksissy is retarded

the day bvrzvm killed mayhem is obviovsly trve you fvck

lel thx4thalink

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found it
the album is just as bad as the intro leads you to believe, lads

lol no it isn't
It's starfuckers worship taken to extremes, even worse than the day time soap opera some fag wrote about our boys

Any new albums come out recently?

I've been away from Sup Forums and /metal/ awhile

I once heard a deathgrind song that sampled fucking Francis. Don't remember what is was tho, except there was a big frog terrorizing a city on the album cover.

lol this is edgy as FUCK

slam is as shit as black metal

i was joking
also fuck you this is amazing

More butthurt thrashers still lurking abouts I see.

also this is trash

it was a collaborative effort btw, not just one user

I'm just posting FACTS

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t.

kekked hard

OP here, when looking for a picture of Caller of the Storms I found a picture of 4 metal guys posing for a typical band pic, but there's a naked chick in front of them and it seems so out of place and weird.

Just google "Caller of the Storms" and see for yourself

why do you keep doing this?
you always post some thrashfag bait and reply with this to your sweet (You)s

the heart
he only touched my soul

I'm sorry, of course i'l (You) repetetivecore with equally repetitive bait

Here
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Or be asshats
Whatever is easier

Oh man, I remember this from the NWN! "best band photos" thread.

haha what the fuck
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but you started this, you didn't reply to a bm post

Being an asshat is always easier.

the motherfucker in the middle left looks vaguely like Kevin Talley and it just makes the pic all the more awkward

who thought this was a good idea

why?

here u go lad
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fucking russians man

this is even better, same band

Now that's what I call slav

what did they mean by this?

Either trap or a very deformed puss

it's pretty impressive when you can outslav !T.O.O.H.!

oh, this less than brilliant

Prove it you last.fm hipster

inb4 mods remove this pic of a Sup Forums - Music performance

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post something obscure that is 10/10

that ass is way too full for it to be a trap, and seeing how trashy the whole thing is, i'm guessing she just has a pussy more open than the German borders

We need a new band to meme /metal/:

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Especially check out the spoken word bit at 1:18.

And you thought Skrewdriver was dumb.

someone's never seen assbro

is Elvenefris considered obscure

This right here
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But assbro is sexy, that woman is just fat-arsed in a way only women can.

woah hells_unicorn gave this a 100%

is Kill 'em All considered obscure

>assbro is sexy

No. It's Hipster death metal like Demilich.

but ass bro just has a really round ass, that chick has a distinctively late 30s/early 40s womanly ass

how is that ebin

>i'm guessing she just has a pussy more open than the German borders


kek laddy

>hells_unicorn
And he gave Terminal Redux a 95%

no

we can set this as minimum acceptable obscurity

>sucking MA reviewer dick
don't look at me like that, Varg, you know you killed Euronymous out of unrequited love

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>implying Varg wouldn't be all over that assbro buns

it's like someone gave edguy a kick up the arse

>Elvenefris
>any level of obscurity within the extreme metal community

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how did a woman let chubby young nerd Varg impregnate her? And probably one with good genes given the outcome

Duobetic Homunkulus man
weird as fuck in the best possible way

Yeah but I like all the other albums a lot more, still I'd rate it something close to a 10

aww yes

yeah it's an extremely well loved album in the tech death community but the absolute tech death plebs (The Faceless fans and the like) never heard of that album

i can give obscure shit that's 9/10 and the like, but i have very few albums i'd call 10/10

Duobetic Homunkulus reminds me of !T.O.O.H.! in a lot of their melodies, good shit

probably because the same guitarist played in TOOH

while that's not their most well known album, Today Is the Day definitely aren't oscure

he just played some guitars on Rad A Trest tho

>Duobetic Homunkulus
>3:23
Absolutely lost my shit

I was going off the obscurity bar set by Elvenefris as minimum. And TITD are rarely mentioned here.

I liked this, shame I've never heard of them
Almost reminds me of early Isis singing with late Isis guitar

Why is this rated so highly? The first album shits all over it

This guy comes up to you in the dungeon and stabs your girls ass. What do you do?

who rates it so highly?

i don't have a girl

catching broadness is so criminally underrated it should be an actual crime that no one knows this album