Fellow Pitchfork patricians, it is once again the time for our nightly countdown for Pitchfork's new reviews to be updated on the site at 1am eastern time.
10.0? 0.0? Best New Music? Best New Reissue? 8.0+ with no BNM? A shitty set of 7's and below? Weird Al’s eternal BNM incoming hypetrain! Noctourniquetcourtsney Barnett Review? Titus Andronicus being robbed once again? Dead Sara finally getting an 8.3 BNM? Ian FUCKIN' Cohen? Ryan "THE TASTEMAKER" Dombal? Lindsay "qt feminist" Zoladz? [retired patrician, memory lives on forever] Jayson "8.7" Greene? Larry "retired BNM godfather" Fitzmaurice? Craig "Meme Rap" Jenkins? [taking the Big Apple’s publications by storm] Brandon “Meme Metal” Stosuy? [retired, metal albums still won't get BNM, everyone still won't care] qt Kim "retired Meal Goddess now at Noisey" Kelly? Grayson "Grizzly" Currin? Brian "Backup" Howe? Mark "the elder statesman" Richardson? Evan "IS GARAGE ROCK DEAD" Minsker? Meaghan “retired trap queen" Garvey? Andy "secretly alpha" Beta? Zoe "¡DALE!" Camp? [retired, will probably still get asked to show feet] Philip "Electronic Wizard” Sherburne? Stephen "M." Deusner? Laura "Sun Kil Buffoon" Snapes?
Will someone dethrone Radiohead/Chance the Rapper’s 9.1 for AOTY?
OFFICIAL and accurate 2016 BNM Tally: 25
The most wonderful time of the night, every night, right now. Here it is, the nightly P4K thread. Time to get comfy.
>Tonight's Top Stories -This thread stands with Kesha eternally -Tonight has to be Swans, right? -Shout out to whoever posted last night's thread -This thread hypes and supports DIIV, Bat for Lashes, Local Natives, DJ Shadow, and Swans. -/p4k/ forever
last two digits of my post number/10 will be The Glowing Man's score
Jaxson Reed
I think Mitski has a huge chance of getting an 8.7 BNM. The singles were raved about in their BNTs and the rest of thr album keeps up thst consistency. She's talking about some VERY personal emotions too that any red-pilled fag can relate to
Christopher Powell
wrong, these
Josiah Reed
what score did p4k give your aoty lads?
Blake Gray
they didn't even review it
Angel Allen
it has an 87 on metacritic, damn
Nathaniel Bailey
Swans BNM tonight Mitski BNM tomorrow YG BNM next day Gojira 8+ no BNM whenever
Jacob Sanchez
nope, this one
Tyler Flores
they didn't review it for some reason, it's not even that obscure like for some reason they just completely glossed over it.
Mason Morgan
Why has 2016 been so lit, lads?
Nathaniel Lee
I'd space them out a bit but this
Evan Harris
what were they?
Jason Lee
I Bet On Losing Dogs is SOTY
Jeremiah Gonzalez
imperial by denzel curry
Camden Gray
Oh fuck, thought it still had 88? Honestly didn't try to replicate the metacritic score, I just really connect with this album and I feel like a lot of other people will too
Nolan Jackson
That's interesting that you'd rank that so highly. My top 3 of Puberty 2 are Crack Baby, Fireworks, and Thursday Girl
Xavier Flores
What's so great about Seasons (Waiting on You) that they'd call it SOTY 2014? There is nothing at all distinctive about it.
William Stewart
Dead Sara - Pleasure To Meet You 8.3 BNM
Angel Torres
...
Christian Cox
eh close enough
Brandon Davis
Who's gonna get it?
Austin Cox
no, not close enough
not including "rape" in the main headline is a huge omission.
it leads to people not even clicking the link or noticing as it's not a very interesting title
Nolan Butler
Something about the vocals, lyrics, and those synths that emerge after the first chorus just fuck my shit up every time
Mason Gutierrez
Swans 9.6 incoming
Justin Brown
Pic related 8.x BNM Swans high 7 low 8
Ethan Cook
what exactly are you implying here? don't you people usually complain about p4k being a bunch of SJWs? now they're not enough? I don't get it.
Jacob Torres
We already got case/lang/viers and RHCP
Andrew Murphy
I know; that's why they're marked
Lincoln Bailey
Anywhere from 6.7 to 7.1
Gavin Perez
300 deleted reviews???????! I thought maybe it was a handful trimmed reviews (flaming lips, black kids ) but that many?
Easton Perry
im waiting one of the hyped albums (swans or YG) to not get a BNM and we do the "i don't like thing" meme
David Watson
Plenty of people have expressed dislike towards TGM.
Jackson Morris
why were they deleted anyways?
Eli Smith
Mitski tonight. 8.6
Robert Jones
I saw after I posted that
Anthony Reyes
They purged a lot of their earliest reviews because they were too amateurish or jokey
Elijah Hall
Well at the very least it's not been received as warmly as the last two so a lower score shouldn't really be seen as only possible due to a political slant.
William Clark
pitchfork already panned aoty who cares
Dominic Moore
what's that?
Henry Miller
>Jake Bugg's album got a 3.0 >listen to it out of curiosity
holy fuck, how can music be this bad
Hudson Reed
Swans: 8.8 YG: 8.9
Zachary Jones
The Glowing Man won't be as highly regarded as their last two. There's nothing new here, they've done it all already.. their last two were their masterpieces, along with SFTB. If you're a fan great it sounds like Swans but otherwise there's not much appeal
Hudson Campbell
white album
John Morris
Swans will get between 6.5 and 7.5. Fucking telling you right now they won't have the guts to completely pan the shit out of it but won't BNM it either.
Easton Powell
i'm thinking a low bnm like an 8.3
Carter White
SWANS 9.5
DUBS CONFIRM
Austin Taylor
...
Jacob Foster
6.0
Lincoln Howard
Mitski's Puberty 2 will either get an 8.6, 8.7, or 8.8.
no Glowing Man today
Jaxon Davis
8.9
Still Brazy 8.6
The Glowing Man 8.1 no BNM
Jose Green
Swans review will mention Gira raping Grimm Dubs confirm
Jace Bennett
We don't even need dubs to confirm that pham
Asher Thompson
They never do two BNM's at the same time. Pitchfork will be contrarians. Mitski 8.6-8.9 BNM. Still Brazy 7.8-8.2 no BNM. No 'Glowing Man' until tomorrow.
Joseph Turner
im not excited for Sup Forums to turn into Sup Forums when the review for glowing man comes out
Luke Parker
I was just predicting for the whole week. Tonight will be either Mitski or YG and a handful of literally whos
Tyler Cruz
what if they don't actually review the glowing man tonight
Jackson Harris
>and a handful of literally whos Perfectly describes my reaction. They think they are being unique and supporting the artists but it literally never makes me check the album out. Especially when it's a 7.4-7.9 of some nobody.
Aiden Davis
try jet, somehow the 0 doesnt seem mean enough
Xavier Moore
they won't, mitski tonight.
Cameron Campbell
all of Sup Forums is Sup Forums when the times dictate that they need to reveal themselves to shitpost "ironically"
Christian Foster
lol no
Aiden Reyes
I actually saw that album for sale at a dollar tree I was tempted to get it for the memes
Asher Price
its more just really boring and derivative, I dont remember anything being meme worthy
Carson Adams
Has Good Content Guy died as well? I don't think he ever posted a Glowing Man photoshop. Feels bad man.
Julian Ward
Sup Forums stands with Michael Gira
9.4 MINIMUM
Jackson Garcia
how do you know?
Wyatt Sullivan
But the monkey peeing in its mouth "review" is the stuff of legends
Oliver Rivera
i prefer the eminem show review..
its that writers "fuck it i quit"
Easton Ross
Shoutout to Silicon Valley for using GY!BE in their episode last night
Joseph Hernandez
>surprise Mitski 9.6 automatic AOTY
Matthew Martinez
SWANS BTFO
Hudson Powell
This thread stands with Michael Gira, Freddie Gibbs, Afrika Bambaataa, Heathcliff Berru, Leslie Rasmussen, Gustavo Guerro & Dr. Luke -- and rejects the rape culture hysteria of Meagan Garvey, Amber Coffman, Larkin Grimm and Ke$ha.
Brayden Wright
>tfw they'll never release joke/gimmick reviews again thanks, inflated self-importance Meow the Jewels review was the closest thing and that was lame af
Benjamin Morgan
Noticed that too, it was pretty cool.
Brandon Bennett
SWAN 8.1
YG 8
Parker Peterson
EIGHT POINT ONE
HOLY SHIT IT'S ALL OVER FOR GIRA RIP
Dominic Murphy
8.1, kek, they never even gave a fuck
LEGEND
Adrian Parker
NIGHTLY RUNDOWN Swans 8.1 BTFO by Saby Reyes-Kulkarni YG 8.0 by Sheldon Pearce Todd Terje / The Olsens 6.9 by Andy Beta Ro James 6.5 by Israel Daramola
wow, journalistic integrity from p4k for the first time in a while
Ayden Davis
swans deserved the 8.1. maybe lower
Joshua Brown
NO RAPE ALLEGATIONS MENTION
Michael Martinez
>Gira wrote the song as well before assault allegations against him surfaced earlier this year, but hearing it in the episode's wake amplifies the song's unsettling effect and provokes a slew of difficult questions.
That's it.
Jacob Moore
Literally not a single mention. Well done p4k.
Carter Green
>review is fairly positive all around >score right on the borderline I feel like this was a low BNM review but adjusted downwards
Caleb Richardson
they linked to an article about the allegations - but it was super brief. surprised.
Xavier Price
I'd rather be right about YG
Nathan Smith
they did mention it but very briefly. Good move by pitchfork.
Luis Wilson
fuck off m8
Colton Ross
The review was actually very positive and never mentioned Grimm.
Jason Phillips
8.1 given the circumstances isn't a bad score you fucking lunatics
>Swans close their current chapter on a subdued but powerful note.
Was expecting much worse
Samuel Hernandez
Yes there was in the middle when they mention when will i return
Ayden Lee
>didn't read the review
Asher Jackson
ANTI-DUBS CONFIRM
Eli James
i never even implied it was a bad score.. in fact i feel it was a good score and shocked the expectations
tomorrow will be mitski..
thats my gamble
Parker Rivera
>Gira wrote the song as well before assault allegations against him surfaced earlier this year, but hearing it in the episode's wake amplifies the song's unsettling effect and provokes a slew of difficult questions.
Logan Rodriguez
Everyone keeps handing out disappointing scores to the glowing man but on my first couple listens I like it way more than the seer or to be kind
Alexander Thomas
>Gira wrote the song as well before assault allegations against him surfaced earlier this year,