Hello

Hello

Lee Ranaldo isn't looking too good.

So I turned up with at the open mic and it wasn't on

but they didn't tell anyone so there was loads of us hanging about

I played to myself in the pub

these guys played a bit outside

they should have advertised it "it's football this week " eh?

shower and a shave, that's all that is needed

so I met this bird, right...

and she was friendly we sat and chatted,

and she was like "what you doing with your life?"

and I was like " well I'm a bit screwed really because all what I was working on for seven years was sort of pinched from me and is down the tube so I dunno what to do"

and she was saying she'd heard this happen before and the options are to either sue or come back stronger

but she knew of another place to play, so she eat her chicken , I drank me water (as I was skint) then off we went...

*ahem*

so me and my guitar ended up here

get in the shot there, nice pink lights

There they are getting the stage ready

the deal is you're called up one by one and you jam together on stage

This guy, was really good

he could play out of tune and also keep it together so everyone knew what they were doing,

his random guitarist was also very cool and together

so I'm like

"oh shit ..."

so... my name gets called

up we go

plug in, no sound, twiddle cable, sound

me and harmonica player duel a bit to start

...and it sounds great, we pick up each others lead , this could be really good!!!

nah

when we started, as soon as I tried to do my usual jazz g7 no fifth chords the bass boomed out

and that was me gone, feedback, couldn't get a volume right, am I soloing are you soloing?

then I was like

ah, just sit on the block and pretend to strum

...and I got the quietest clap

(oh dear)

not actually me but a bit like pic related

and I could do it again, learn from mistakes, sort out my sound and new rhythms for a 12 bar, now I know to sort out who takes the first lead before playing

...but

like I'll be like "so it's a slash chord before the dm7b5 but the arp is a major 7...

...if I want to play these jazz songs I make , I best stick to my thing

and watch others do there's

(it's about now the thread gets pruned / deleted so all we can talk about is .jpegs pretending they are a meme)

damn I love mu

wat

whats happening here

Jeff Mangum is that you?

this thread is beautiful

Is it me you're looking for?

dont talk shit about my waifu ya twat

reminder that we've seen this guy's fully naked body

I was hoping for nudes of the girls

But all you get is tiny limey cock

mmm... there's this cunt that comes and shouts under my window at 2am

this fucking town

>"HI! I make art and Music"

it's totally beyond them, they throw stones at their shadows, oil lamp sales are very high still

when I am better off I will pay for models for /mu

it's a good size I've even had "you're quite big for a white man"

thank you