Hello

Hello

Lee Ranaldo isn't looking too good.

So I turned up with at the open mic and it wasn't on

but they didn't tell anyone so there was loads of us hanging about

I played to myself in the pub

these guys played a bit outside

they should have advertised it "it's football this week " eh?

shower and a shave, that's all that is needed

so I met this bird, right...

and she was friendly we sat and chatted,

and she was like "what you doing with your life?"

and I was like " well I'm a bit screwed really because all what I was working on for seven years was sort of pinched from me and is down the tube so I dunno what to do"

and she was saying she'd heard this happen before and the options are to either sue or come back stronger

but she knew of another place to play, so she eat her chicken , I drank me water (as I was skint) then off we went...

*ahem*

so me and my guitar ended up here

get in the shot there, nice pink lights

There they are getting the stage ready

the deal is you're called up one by one and you jam together on stage

This guy, was really good

he could play out of tune and also keep it together so everyone knew what they were doing,

his random guitarist was also very cool and together

so I'm like

"oh shit ..."