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Baldy McFuckface liked it so I hate it

Fuck Baldy McFuckface he sucks

Nails are shit.

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Still the best "metal" album to come out of 2016.

this

I bet your nails are ugly

Best metal album of this year

Are there good bands?

do you even slam bois?

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Who /bmoviethemedslamfan/ here?

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there's something about slam that really makes you think

S H O W M E
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p4k didn't BNM it so i like it now

phwoar, the vokills on that!

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>Syd Sheinberg
>oy vey
I keked

slam should be illegal
neothrash should be illegal
proge should be illegal

>yes
what's neothrash?
>yes

I agree with all these.

post the most illegal law breaking slam you have senpai

no
yes
yes

why neothrash?

>I'm a woman/shitskin/Jew/false so I hate slam

you've been memed, you see, some people actually like to pretend they're retarded

The production alone should give 25 to life
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It's too ridiculous to not enjoy, you must be some sad cunt

this slameme is bretty lawbreaking, I like it. The bass is too stupid not to like.

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holy shit that's awful

>People who hate slam are literally so mentally ill they harm themselves

fucking newfag

Slam is just that bad.

slam literally takes no talent to play.

slam makes me want to kill myself desu

so does black metal

>this is what slammers actually think
kek, you make me laughrr

Confirmed underage

Well nobody can deny that.

>slamfags won't even defend their """music"""
kek, you make me laugh!

nah I've been playing guitar for a long time, slam and black metal take aprox the same ammount of tatlent, but slam usually throws in a technical riff from time to time and the tremolo picking sections are usually faster and the drummer therefore must play faster blast beats

who here smallman?

>calling me a newfag because i insult slam

gotta love summer

>Slamfags aren't immature manchildren who need to participate in internet genre wars
Thanks

>slamfags are too dumb to have intelligent discussion and try to rationalize it in such a way
kek, you make me laugh!

You're a newfag because you don't know a vid that's been spammed here for a long time you dumb piece of shit

Glad I could make you smile, friend

Thanks, it was a nice break from my usual suicidal temperament.

where's the evidence?

>found that FreeHardMusic forum
>it's basically that autistic comunity where you can find any album you can imagine in good quality
>to download you need to be a member and upload at least 9 albums they don't already have
>they already have even the most unknown 80's heavy metal albums
REEE WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS SHIT

yeh well, i don't come into the metal threads often, because they tend to be shitshows of retardation and shit taste in metal... this thread sure isn't proving otherwise, keep on knuckledragger, keep on.

suck my dick rlmao

>I like slam
>I like neothrash
>I like proge
>I also like atmosludge
>Pretty much like every genre of metal

Should I show myself the door?

>i don't come into the metal threads often

dont come abck

I like all of those except atmosludge, but yeah if you like atmosludge you're pretty much done, in reality it's literally 1 guy samefagging though

>Pretty much like every genre of metal
This is the only crime, you're supposed to rabidly hate at LEAST 2 or 3 to be considered "trve".

SOMEONE CALL THE COPS, THIS MAN IS COMMITING A FELONY

you seem a little upset... maybe you need to calm down with a bowl of gorilla munch?

me

i dont really see the reason why you as a metalhead would hate on another subgenre just because you dont listen to it.
metalbros are supposed to be united regardless of taste

the bulgarian band?
unexpectedly good stuff

Been on an 80's heavy metal hook today
youtube feeds me a lot of good stuff, like pic related

>metalbros are supposed to be united regardless of taste

Look at this fucking faggot

im dying
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>hate on another subgenre just because you dont listen to it.
>implying it's not the other way around

No. Fuck you.

doxophobe.bandcamp.com/album/saints-of-great-aggression

whole album of this shit

metal music is best created and experienced through hatred
If you can't muster enough hate to hate both the music you listen to and the music that's nigh identical but obviously inferior to the music you listen to then you don't truly experience metal in the way it should be
unkvlt faggot

>Brothers everywhere
>raise your hands into the air
>we're warriors, warriors of the world

>put yourself on our hands
>so our voices can be heard
>and together we will take on all the world

>in a time when dinosaurs roamed the earth!!!

I claim this thread for slam
post your second best slam

what's with the maiden line?

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dankest use of samples in slam

DELET THIS

BEHEAD THOSE WHO INSULT WAIFUS

I went on a date with a girl and she recommended the band "sigh", is this the most based japanese woman ever?

What is Spawn of Possession's objectively best album ?

it mostly insults yellow fever weebs

I'm so glad this exists

rec nuclear war themed metal pref doom or stoner metal

I went on a date with a girl and she recommended the band "pantera", is this the most based texan woman ever?

yes marry her

It's like they're allergic to trying to write something good. Every riff they write needs to be as cluttered and frantic as can be with no regard to tone or direction.
Off the bat this is just another death metal album in name only, it has the growls, it has the distortion, and it has the hyper fast drumming, but everything is assembled so mechanically together, topped off with such digital cleanness and shiny pristine, like it wants to seem heavy but is so ashamed to be a part of the scene. There's no passion here, it's like some snobby music professors tried their hands at making "intelligent" death metal, they wrote a checklist for what they thought would be necessary to count as death metal and then filled it with needless complexity for that "intelligent" aspect. Riffs vary between being fast and intricate slurries of notes to being basic, but still fast, death metal chugs you've heard a million times over, everything wrapped up in a brick walled to fuck production where bass is only audible when the band wants to remind you that they do indeed have a bassist. Songs are long, aimless, and twist and turn without any bit of focus. Riff (and I use that term quite loosely here) leading into riff leading into solo leading into riff comprises the song writing ideas here, with some occasional orchestral samples thrown in to make this album seem grander than it is. It's a nauseating and headache inducing experience, while not as annoying as Brain Drill or Monumental Torment, it's equally as flashy and unnecessary. Completely irredeemable garbage with not one decent moment in its duration.

I went on a japanese cartoon watching board and have no "friends", am I the most based virgin ever?

this is a chinese cartoon listening board you dip

I'm not talking about here, friend-o.

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>Atmosludge
>neothrashgrindetherialfaggotcore
This is why I can't take metalfags seriously

My NZ friend loves this band

what did he mean by this

Thanks for reminding me this band exists. Judging from my star ratings, I enjoyed their 2011 album very much on my first listen. Time to spin it again.

I'd say that new Sumac album is my album of the year so far.

>not liking an album because cuck reviewers do
Why are you fags doing this? Thier shit opinions shouldn't even matter this album was good desu

Incurso

nothing wrong with proge

sludge and DM on the other hand....

Damn, Sunn O))) really puts a lot of effort into these booklets.

It took the night to bel
believe they really fell for the flat design meme

Do I have to be white to listen to metal?

You realize it's a joke right

yes

Sunn O)))? Yeah, they're a joke alright.

Hence the sarcasm. Made me laugh because I thought "did they really put lyrics in this book?" and I got what I expected. Would have been nice to at least have some photos of them in robes or live or something instead of just black pages.

No not really! There are so many metal fans in India, Japan, South America, Germany and even Africa!