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Hudson Gutierrez
first for power
Leo Price
I like that album too op
Jason Gonzalez
do they drop the bass guitar on the ground to do those bass drops?
Josiah Flores
REAL
SLAM
L
A
M
HOURS
Carter Sullivan
Reminder that slam is useless wigger shit and that good christians stay away from it.
Andrew Brooks
in very rare cases a muslim grows up and isn't a subhuman waste of air
Oliver Garcia
>christians
Landon Young
t. kafir
Aaron Turner
anomalies of artificial origin will always be the best slam album. but yes a lot of it is wigger crap, and I've listened to a lot of slam
Ian Perry
Go away Mohammed, at least on reddit they'll like you
Austin Parker
What is it with Slam that apparently attracts wiggers?
Evan Ross
this has been said so many times
>slam and proto-slam bands came from urban backgrounds
>hip hop elements
>generally trashy fun
like how is this hard for you to understand
Lincoln Wood
EPIC BEATS WOW IM SO HARDCORE BASS RAPE ENDLESS CHUGGING
Alexander Carter
the sick slamz obviously
put on your fitted cap, stick a pair of cheap grills in your mouth and start moshing.
Joshua Bell
I really don't get the grills thing
Alexander Torres
>hip hop elements
what
Levi Cox
I still don't see it lads
Can you post a track that makes it obvious ?
Julian Sanchez
>talking shit about slam
summerfags pls
Jack Taylor
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from 0:17
Jackson Adams
1:05
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so groovy
Gavin Murphy
I don't think I know anyone that actively and unironically listens to Slam though, so this whole "wigger" archetype seems to be made up
Kayden Lewis
theres a lot of shit slam but there are definetly some great bands
Juan Roberts
post trve groove instead of your slam crap
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Charles Rogers
Whats some god-tier black metal bands?
Gavin Gomez
>great southern trendkill
>is commercial as fuck
what did they mean by this
Dominic Brown
currently probably only peste noire, but early immortal stuff, the first 4 albums are god-tier
Brayden Morris
It's time for you to leave the Hall, summerfalsie.
Slam is the truest and most honest form of modern Heavy Metal, and it's quite clear that only limp-dicked twiggy atmoshitter cuckolds dislike it.
When you look at Slam bands, you see a bunch of friends. Tall, successful, relatively well-built dudes just having a good time and doing something productive with their genuine love for the medium. Bands like Epicardiectomy, 7 H.Target and Cephalotripsy are like USPM bands of the modern era.
Take a look at any atmoshitter, they're all like Xasthur. Dirty, retarded NEETs who tremolo pick into Yakbaks. They call their music "cold, melancholic, misanthropic" because a Slambro fucked their oneitis.
If you started working out and showering, eventually, you too in time could learn to appreciate Slam and hang with the big dawgs in the Hall.
Until then, falsies need to get out.
Isaiah Barnes
aight aight I can kinda see it but doesn't seem very 'black', ya simmie ?
brit btw
Nolan Collins
Try Deathspell Omega and Dark Funeral
Elijah Jenkins
>first 4 albums
More like 5
Levi Johnson
Asher Russell
Dont like deathspell, already listening to dark funeral
Cooper Johnson
This kind of slam is not just something you can buy from some guy in the streets
you have to know the big guys who run the shit to get your hands on bass drops this dense
Nathaniel Ortiz
So you listened to the best black metal already
Grayson Green
I still can't believe Public Enemy fell this far
Luke Mitchell
...
Logan Taylor
you know me now user, I am prepared to reveal my wiggerish arm movements in a courtship ritual
Anthony Sullivan
why does scott ian exist lads
Henry Morris
Hunter Thomas
Slam is literally a fad
Angel Perez
the heavy, simple riffs are comparable to some hip hop beats but the rythm of the vocals is the big one
Ryder Robinson
>been going on since the mid 90s
>''fad''
why has the word fad devolved to mean ''something i don't like''
Jaxon Hall
retard alert
Luis Fisher
that's what happens with most of those buzzwords
cuck, hipster, meme, whatever. It starts out meaning something but when enough people dislike it, they just start using it for anything they dislike
Nicholas White
can this record be topped?
Julian Powell
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>yeah I know it's metalinquisition just read it okay
Luke Russell
If Cradle was actually good
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Nathan Adams
seriously tho
slam makes me happy
world domination when
Christopher Brown
>he doesn't know
Jayden Ross
iirc I discovered the word slam from this post
also, what's wrong with metal inquisition?
Josiah Smith
If you would have done your research you'd know that mostly politicans listen to slam
Ryan Robinson
cradle is better then them though
Hecate Enthroned are alright
Henry Thompson
hello, it's me, best BM album ever
Sebastian Price
you're delusional, dagon
Owen Ward
Where art thou? I cannoth seeth thou
Robert Gutierrez
Embarrassing post, delete this immediately.
Michael Jenkins
we djent now
Juan Nelson
I'm a very miserable and sad person and slam posting makes me smile and laugh sometimes, I am posting this with full sincerity from my heart.
Thank you guys
James Brooks
>Hey user what music do you like?
>Slam
>Oh, so you listen to slam metal?
>NO YOU FUCKER, I SLAM
>oh, mashallah then friend :)
post conversations that actually happened
Easton Hill
why you sad man?
Robert Edwards
doesn't slam
Jayden Lewis
>mashallah
Xavier Anderson
Very nice post.
Slam saves lives.
Evan Phillips
there's a cool beat at 0:57 when anthrax stop playing
Connor Sanchez
it djents tho
Daniel Rodriguez
Inshallah ya akhi
Khilafat al mouminin when ?
Christian James
they try so hard to show off gook pop idol thighs but they are completely assless every single time
Jonathan Morgan
Does it THRASH ?
Liam Garcia
who /experimentalslam/ here?
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Blake Moore
they probably just like different aesthetics there
Carter Parker
Anthrax is one of the few bands where I legitimately think everything would be better if they didn't exist, or nothing would change.
They are literally so insignificant and unimaginative in their sound, they're just imitating what their buds did and made it worse
Connor Rodriguez
NO
u cant be dumb if you experiment
Leo Cox
>not loving slender legs, smooth armpits and those toes peeping out
whats wrong with you?
Benjamin Gray
>preachercrawling
>always talks about hip hop and groovy death metal
He's a wigger
Brayden Ramirez
This hardly seem believable even for me, but the more autistic it was irl
>first year at collage
>roomates and me decide to go get shitfaced at nearby bar
>we somehow manage to get few girls to sit with us
>prooced to get shitfaced
>we all eventually end up at our place
>one girl sudendly says: "wow user thats your guitar? Play something for us."
>"I would rather not for I am under a slight alcohol influence"
>girls still demanding me to play and my roommates being cheeky cunts encourage them
>give in
>"what should I play"
>one of the cheeky cunts "You said you play in a band, play some of your shit" while smiling with shit eating grim
>o-ok
>play some clean strumming shit for a while
>"oh user, that's quite nice really"
>th-thanks
>after a while kick in the distortion on the shitiest combo you ever heard
>sweep and riff like a motherfucker
>girls stare in disbelief roommetes ROFLing hard
>some guy next door starts slamming the wall and yells "It almost three in the morning stop with the shit you retard!"
>stop
>"what the heck was that?"
>t-t-te-tech death
>
Kevin Wright
This is how Vektor was formed
Justin Lopez
I remember this copypasta
Leo Reed
cool story bro
Luis Stewart
out of all the autistic things you could be attracted to, why armpits?
Nathaniel Jackson
What does metal think of Craddle of Filth?
Angel Ramirez
better den ur mom
Cooper Rogers
it's filthy
Juan Miller
Hecate Enthroned is better
Caleb Wood
because variety is the spice of life
Andrew Wright
better than your dad
Carson Gonzalez
I like their first album
Sebastian Stewart
some years back in collage some dudes in student council played early Anaal and Contrastic after i had an incredibly autistic talk about music with them
pretty happy memory, really
Josiah Nguyen
Nice lie but we all know you listen to NWA and only look at metal album covers and pretend to know the music
Austin Miller
The guy who invented slam writes for ANUS
slam haters BTFO
Gabriel Harris
u got me senpai
Alexander Foster
Does metal have cringeworthy album covers like prog?
Liam Phillips
Post good thrash
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William Sanders
I think you can't get worse than Prog Rock, but mainstream metal covers are always really boring, stuff like Tremonti
Aaron Wright
preacha crawlin signin on niggas fuckin tombstone
there's prog metal which is just as bad if not worse
Hudson Bell
Is Dave Mustaine ?
Evan Jackson
every DM cover
every power metal cover
also that cover is awesome
Nathaniel Diaz
user, I hate to break it to you but you have super autism
Nathan Perez
>also that cover is awesome
Maybe if it were the poster for some fifth rate CGI kids movie.
Kayden Wilson
my doctor said it's tubercolosis