My old man neighbor (50s) is on his deck behind be noodling the same 4 bar blues line he plays every afternoon. What should I go out and play in order to establish my dominance? I have a guitar, sax, keyboard djembe, and violin
(He's a dick and told our landowner I was smoking a bowl before so I'm not going to go play with him)
June 22, 2016 - 06:39
play the sax sections from Amputechture and The Bedlam in Goliath
June 22, 2016 - 06:41
I'll check it out. I can play by ear but might need to find a score
June 22, 2016 - 06:42
He's singing the chorus of pride and joy by Stevie over and over for the last 10 min pls recc songs
June 22, 2016 - 06:56
just play the highest note you can on the saxophone for the longest amount of time
June 22, 2016 - 07:11
>told our landowner I was smoking a bowl Were you?
June 22, 2016 - 07:23
Ya on my patio while grilling some steaks. I thought he seemed chill
June 22, 2016 - 07:24
Kek too easy I could just do some kaoru Abe peeling paint squeals
Love Zorn but I want something that he'll recognize and be like oh shit. Naked city just wouldn't compute to this guys brain
June 22, 2016 - 07:29
the sax solo from 21st Century Schizoid Man
no youtube link because fripp is a dip
but youve heard this before anyway right
June 22, 2016 - 07:31
Ya I know it and he might as well since he seems like a rockist so those chops might intimidate him
June 22, 2016 - 07:32
Play Rape Me by Nirvana. That'll establish the dominance well.
June 22, 2016 - 07:51
Play Facelift from Third on whatever instrument created the most jarring noise
June 22, 2016 - 08:11
You would need a laptop, turntable, and MPC in order to achieve maximum triggering of a rockist.
June 22, 2016 - 08:25
Literally this.
Make chopped up vocal samples 808 soundcloud shit. Push the bass to its breaking point.
Let that rock for a few bars, then plug in your expensive boutique pedals and rip some killer guitar licks overtop.
June 22, 2016 - 08:53
just play the synth sequence from "my girls" nonstop
June 22, 2016 - 09:22