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Elvis general

lets pay proper respects to the true king of rock and roll

hell be fine

hi i'm elvis
ask me anything

beautiful boy. master of vibrato

had some killin singles

who are you?

i'm elvis

this guys an imposter, i'm the real Elvis Presley, ask ME anything

dont believe him poeople it a ruuse

hi elvis i'm presley

lel who dis chubby faggt?

This. Which Elvis best hits comp is Sup Forumss favorite?

wop bop a loo bop a sham dam dooty

hey man i guess you forgot that you posted that
being dead kinda makes it hard to remember, don't it?

thank you
thank you very much

Hi I am the ghost of the peanut butter and banana sandwich that killed Elvis on the toilet.
Feel free to ask me anything.

why did kill me?

why did you do it to me
i loved you

Because you were trying to eat me. This is America I have a right for self defense.

how do you like your eggs

It was not you but me, stop taking credit for my work

I saw him on a greyhound in Memphis.

but i needed to eat you to live!

Rest assured, you weren't working alone.

Sunny side

Whats going on here?

You guys have already taken so many lives.
Can I not have this one fleeting joy in my afterlife?

...

lets not forget about me, guys. i helped too

justin bieber of the 50s

Don't post my nudes online you fucktard.
That was for you alone.
Do you think me a whore?

No